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Ask Fatass Anything

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-27 18:01

Ask your questions and I shall answer!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 18:13

Who the fuck are you and why are you tripfagging in a textboard? Does it make you feel speical?

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-27 23:47

>>2
To ensure no one steals my name.
No.

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-28 0:01

>>3
I missed a part of your question. I am Fatass. Lord of Hot Dogs and condiments. I have embarked on a quest to relinquish my crown in exchange for Salad-Eater Extraordinaire so that I may finally have the ability to find my Dick when looking down. I have 2 other main threads on here, my Weight Loss Trackers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 9:46

No one steals what name? fatass? Anyone can do fatass.

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-28 11:46

>>5
People have impersonated me before on here. It really hindered my weight loss due to stress.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 14:01

>>6
What makes you think I'm not cracking your tripcode now just to spite you?

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-28 14:04

>>7
I would be amazed if you were able to, though I'm not an expert on tripcode cracking.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 14:43

how do I know you're the real fat ass

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-28 14:46

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 18:39

I have a question, why are you fat?

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-29 0:43

>>11
Poor diet, lack of exercise mostly throughout my childhood and early teens.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-29 18:51

>>12
I'm doing this atm, yet I'm still very underweight. Is there something seriously wrong with me?

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-29 19:31

>>13
Yes, you were cursed with a fast metabolism.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 13:33

To Fatass!zpDYbI42EI

Why have you never had sex with a girls [magazines don't count] and why do you rape boys?

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-30 14:13

>>15
>Why have you never had sex with a girls
I would blame my low self-esteem and reclusive tendencies on that one... I never meet or talk with girls.
>why do you rape boys?
I do not, NOT, [b][i]NOT[/i][/b] molest young boys!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 20:07

Is it true that you are the Star Wars kid!

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-30 20:21

>>16
Sorry for the quote fails and BBcode fails...
>>17
What! I don't think so... I'm not a hardcore fan, if that's what you mean.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 2:53

IS YOUR LAPTOP COVERED IN WHITE STICKY STUFF?

Name: Jotter 2010-07-01 8:11

is it coz ya gay!

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-01 13:40

>>19
No.
>>20
No.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 14:21

Why u do this

Also bring back your weightloss tracker

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 15:16

Last week someone raped my cat was that you? also what size t-shirt do you wear, my guess XXXXXXXXXXL.

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-01 16:33

>>22
I'm bored and love the community at /sports/. It is back, it's called Weight Loss Tracker 2.0.
>>23
No, jew. I wear XL.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 20:21

Why are you such a cunt, Fatass!zpDYbI42EI i would like to run a knife over your face, but i guess the fat would warp it, also no one cares about your shitty Weight Loss Tracker 2.0 whatever!

Also can you tell me what it like being such a NIGGER, being white is so hard, you black people get it easy!

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-01 20:55

>>25
;_;

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-02 5:00

Dear, Fatass!zpDYbI42EI

I hate you!

Name: WindowsXPcrashMYmac 2010-07-02 12:52

Dear, Fatass!zpDYbI42EI

What is like having a 2.54 centimetre (1'in) dick.

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-02 13:15

>>27
Maybe you will grow to love me someday.
>>28
If you don't stop harassing me I will quit /sports/ forever! I bet you're the one who threadstopped my thread!

Name: WindowsXPcrashMYmac 2010-07-02 13:17

>>29

That was my first question, why are you such a freak!

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-02 14:46

>>30
I see past your false innocence!

Name: WindowsXPcrashMYmac 2010-07-02 17:57

>>31   Can I have that in English please?

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-02 21:09

>>32
Shut up, slanderous troll.

Name: WindowsXPcrashMYma 2010-07-02 21:32

>>33
What wrong your super fat sausage fingers got stuck up your ass again, get brown all over your keyboard..... nigz

Name: CuntYY 2010-07-03 3:33

whats DP like?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 11:48

Would you rather have 8 little dicks in your ass or 4 big dicks?

Name: WindowsXPcrashMYmac 2010-07-03 18:43

>>36

Looks like Fatass!zpDYbI42EI would like 4 big black nigger cocks up his backside for the next three weeks.

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-03 19:44

>>34
Nerd.
>>35
It's nice.
>>36
If I had to choose, I would choose 8 little dicks, so I'll see you and WindowsXPcrashMYmac soon, along with the rest of the dwarves. ;)
>>37
My name is Fatass! You don't need to include the tripcode when referring to my name. And I already said I'd see you soon ;).

Name: GOD 2010-07-03 21:17

>>38

does your keyboard get covered in fatboy fat when typing your crap!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 21:34

Shut up Fatboy, you'll never be the man your mother is.

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-03 21:35

>>39
No!

Can you all start asking real questions now?

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-03 21:35

>>40
Fuck you! I will try my fucking hardest!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 21:43

Your parents are brother and sister so when you were born, the police arrested your dad, the doctor slapped your mom with his dick, animal control euthanized your brother, and A&E made a documentary so the world could laugh at you.

Learn from your parents mistakes, get sterilized not that you will ever need too, BTW with just one more brain cell, you be a halfwit, why don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-03 21:48

>>43
2/10

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 22:05

>>44

Don't feel bad, a lot of people have no talent, and you're most of them!

Name: MrT 2010-07-03 22:06

>>44 You are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a completely different and far worse way.

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-03 22:49

I wonder why people are so angry at me? :S

Name: Charles Barkley 2010-07-03 23:08

>>47

Answer the questions!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 23:24

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-03 23:47

>>48
Questions are usually indicated by question marks... none of the slanderous shit-posters have done so.
>>49
I'm trying. Should I post my shitty beginners routine?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 8:12

>>47

It's because they're fatter than you

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 10:19

>>51

Ooooooooooooooh, someone loss they blob.............

Must be Mr Blobby ......

http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/blobby_1.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 10:21

>>1

Just in, a photo of Fatboy has just hit the internet....?

http://img.youtube.com/vi/RlC68wCDRYk/0.jpg




Hahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahaha

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 10:23

>>1

Also just in, Fatboy bedroom photo.............?

http://i43.tinypic.com/2qjc68i.jpg








Your so lame!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 11:36

>>1 Lose Your Belly Fat? porky

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-04 11:37

I start the day with the internet and drinking a liter of water.
I do a set of 10-12 reps of bicep curls with 25 pound dumbbells.

I go out and warm-up by walking at a fast pace for 5-10 minutes, then I jog for 5 minutes (I can't seem to go longer without losing my breath).

I walk for a bit, and then sprint for 30 seconds to 1 minute and then go on a 15 minute walk to cool down because I'm exhausted by that point.

I return to my yard and go in and hydrate myself then back out to do various body-strength exercises, then I stretch my legs, go inside and do 1 more set of bicep curls, stretch arms, then rest.

Any improvements? I've been doing this routine for about 3 months now, and I've quit ingesting soft drinks and don't eat salty junk foods everyday like I used to.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 16:54

>>56

Just stop eating fatboy, and do the world a favour! cut back on your huge stockpiles of fatty food and help the starving Ethiopian children!

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-04 18:35

>>57
I do not condone violence.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 21:10

>>58
Maybe you can condone reading the paragraph before replying...?

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-04 21:35

>>59
Maybe you should read between the lines, you fucking idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-05 4:34

>>60
maybe your are a fucking TWAT, no you are a fucking TWAT, no one here gives a shit about some fat fucking nigger redneck fucking TWAT, stop posting your shit and piss back off to fucking niggerland you fucking TWAT!

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-05 9:48

>>61
TWAT/10

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-05 11:01

>>62
CUNT/100

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-05 11:02

>>62
CUNT/100

Name: Fatass!zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-05 11:05

>>61
yes it's true i am a fat fucking nigger who rapes white boys, i wank off in public bathrooms hoping some wigger pencil neck will stick it up me good! but as i am soooooooooooooooo fat no one does!

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-05 12:30

Just ran finished jogging for today... need to get up earlier. Too fucking hot, and I sweat buckets.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-05 14:56

>>66

You smell like shit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-05 15:52

Hey fatboy DIE!

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-05 18:18

No!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-06 16:36

>>69

No what tool!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-06 16:38

>>1   your kinda stupid for a mentally retarded person!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-07 13:12

Have you thought about using synthol?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-07 13:32

Here's the best fitness guide : http://www.99chan.in/fit/res/2588.html

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-07 15:44

>>72

yes you fatboy twat go buy some Synthol mouthwash.

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-08 13:20

>>73
I shall read that one day.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 17:48

>>75

I walked along pizza avenue.
I never thought Id meet a fatboy like you;
Meet a fatboy like you.
With crap in his hair and bloody eyes;
The kind of eyes that make me sick;
and sick on you.

And I ran, I ran so far away from fayboy.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldnt get away from fatboys ass.

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-09 11:10

>>76
10/10!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-09 12:08

What is your weight currently at now, Fatass? Also, I don't think you've ever stated what your height is.

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-09 13:01

>>78
I have other threads that show my battle, but I'm too lazy to link them. I'm 6'1''. I started out 1 year and 5 months ago at 220 and nowadays I'm around 200. Sadly I haven't worked as hard as I should have those 17 months and I'm trying to pick up the pace now.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-09 13:28

How old are you Fatass?

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-09 13:30

>>80
18

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-09 20:13

>>76  The last photo of fatboy on the run!

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2757/32524654365.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-10 11:14

Have you stopped eating candy and junk food? Do you know your BMR?

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-10 12:03

>>83
For the most part yes, my diet is very limited though and I need to branch to more lean meats and greens. My main junk food, soda, was surprisingly easy to quit after a lifetime of drinking at least 1-2 cans per day... I did not know my BMR so I googled a calculator: You have a BMR of 2116.7

So to lose fat I'm supposed to eat 500 calories less than this per day? I'm afraid I'm not a women and can't be fucked to count calories. :(

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-10 16:31

>>84
Yeah but it'll be work it, like you said branch out into different new foods, just make homemade pizza its a alot less calories than the frozen version

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-11 13:58

>>84 All fat people should be deported back to Mexico!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-12 15:57

What are complex carbs and should I avoid them?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-12 18:37

Complex crabs are something you should see your doctor about, but i guess its to late for you, next time ask your local prostitute!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-16 18:02

>>1 fatass if you are still alive what does donkey cum taste like, and why do you drink lots of it and so it true that your t-shirts are XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX-L  ?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-17 13:07

ur a nigger

Name: Fatass!zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-18 11:02

>>90

Yes fatass is a wigger nigger

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-19 16:30

>>87
Stuff to eat and no
>>89
IDK ask your mom, I wear size XL
>>90
lynch me then
>>91
imposter

Name: Fatass!zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-19 17:55

>>92
Is a imposter!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-20 18:38

>>1

What is it like being a moron you stupid fatass, cock sucking ass licker, shit eating ass hole, BTW i found you facebook photo! below!

http://devcentral.f5.com/weblogs/images/devcentral_f5_com/weblogs/macvittie/WindowsLiveWriter/CongratulationsYouareamoron_7EBF/InternetToughGuy_2.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 18:44

>>1

Is Fatass dead?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 20:54

>>95

I hope so!

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-21 21:25

>>95
No!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 8:40

>>96  you illiterate bastard

Name: Lisa Lou 2010-07-23 1:13

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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 4:35

>>100

No i don't think Fatass would!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 4:10

Wow.....I didn't even know people went on the textboard

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 5:45

If you get a job that requires exercise you'll lose weight easily like a mailman

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 12:46

YEAH GET A JOB YOU BUM.............

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 8:14

P.S. FATASS WE STILL HATE YOU!

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-28 14:46

I feel good as fuck today.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 21:40

>>106 SHAME YOU NEVER GET ONE, UNLESS YOU PAY.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 11:11

>>106  Boy Boobssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-09-11 21:32

>>108
I bet I'm better looking than you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 13:55

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 15:50

>>110
you have some serious issues, get help immediately.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 15:51

Fatass- have you included squats in your fitness regime?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-08 11:05

Fatass- Why did you rape you hamster?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-10 17:29

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-12 8:45

>>114 Please Fatass i don't want your gay porn!

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