/sports/ - Ask Fatass Anything

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-27 18:01

Ask your questions and I shall answer!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 18:13

Who the fuck are you and why are you tripfagging in a textboard? Does it make you feel speical?

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-27 23:47

>>2
To ensure no one steals my name.
No.

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-28 0:01

>>3
I missed a part of your question. I am Fatass. Lord of Hot Dogs and condiments. I have embarked on a quest to relinquish my crown in exchange for Salad-Eater Extraordinaire so that I may finally have the ability to find my Dick when looking down. I have 2 other main threads on here, my Weight Loss Trackers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 9:46

No one steals what name? fatass? Anyone can do fatass.

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-28 11:46

>>5
People have impersonated me before on here. It really hindered my weight loss due to stress.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 14:01

>>6
What makes you think I'm not cracking your tripcode now just to spite you?

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-28 14:04

>>7
I would be amazed if you were able to, though I'm not an expert on tripcode cracking.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 14:43

how do I know you're the real fat ass

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-28 14:46

>>9
http://dis.4chan.org/read/sports/1270339837/17-18

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 18:39

I have a question, why are you fat?

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-29 0:43

>>11
Poor diet, lack of exercise mostly throughout my childhood and early teens.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-29 18:51

>>12
I'm doing this atm, yet I'm still very underweight. Is there something seriously wrong with me?

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-29 19:31

>>13
Yes, you were cursed with a fast metabolism.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 13:33

To Fatass!zpDYbI42EI

Why have you never had sex with a girls [magazines don't count] and why do you rape boys?

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-30 14:13

>>15
>Why have you never had sex with a girls
I would blame my low self-esteem and reclusive tendencies on that one... I never meet or talk with girls.
>why do you rape boys?
I do not, NOT, [b][i]NOT[/i][/b] molest young boys!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 20:07

Is it true that you are the Star Wars kid!

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-30 20:21

>>16
Sorry for the quote fails and BBcode fails...
>>17
What! I don't think so... I'm not a hardcore fan, if that's what you mean.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 2:53

IS YOUR LAPTOP COVERED IN WHITE STICKY STUFF?

Name: Jotter 2010-07-01 8:11

is it coz ya gay!

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-01 13:40

>>19
No.
>>20
No.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 14:21

Why u do this

Also bring back your weightloss tracker

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 15:16

Last week someone raped my cat was that you? also what size t-shirt do you wear, my guess XXXXXXXXXXL.

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-01 16:33

>>22
I'm bored and love the community at /sports/. It is back, it's called Weight Loss Tracker 2.0.
>>23
No, jew. I wear XL.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 20:21

Why are you such a cunt, Fatass!zpDYbI42EI i would like to run a knife over your face, but i guess the fat would warp it, also no one cares about your shitty Weight Loss Tracker 2.0 whatever!

Also can you tell me what it like being such a NIGGER, being white is so hard, you black people get it easy!

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-01 20:55

>>25
;_;

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-02 5:00

Dear, Fatass!zpDYbI42EI

I hate you!

Name: WindowsXPcrashMYmac 2010-07-02 12:52

Dear, Fatass!zpDYbI42EI

What is like having a 2.54 centimetre (1'in) dick.

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-02 13:15

>>27
Maybe you will grow to love me someday.
>>28
If you don't stop harassing me I will quit /sports/ forever! I bet you're the one who threadstopped my thread!

Name: WindowsXPcrashMYmac 2010-07-02 13:17

>>29

That was my first question, why are you such a freak!

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-02 14:46

>>30
I see past your false innocence!

Name: WindowsXPcrashMYmac 2010-07-02 17:57

>>31 Can I have that in English please?

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-02 21:09

>>32
Shut up, slanderous troll.

Name: WindowsXPcrashMYma 2010-07-02 21:32

>>33
What wrong your super fat sausage fingers got stuck up your ass again, get brown all over your keyboard..... nigz

Name: CuntYY 2010-07-03 3:33

whats DP like?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 11:48

Would you rather have 8 little dicks in your ass or 4 big dicks?

Name: WindowsXPcrashMYmac 2010-07-03 18:43

>>36

Looks like Fatass!zpDYbI42EI would like 4 big black nigger cocks up his backside for the next three weeks.

Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-03 19:44

>>34
Nerd.
>>35
It's nice.
>>36
If I had to choose, I would choose 8 little dicks, so I'll see you and WindowsXPcrashMYmac soon, along with the rest of the dwarves. ;)
>>37
My name is Fatass! You don't need to include the tripcode when referring to my name. And I already said I'd see you soon ;).

Name: GOD 2010-07-03 21:17

>>38

does your keyboard get covered in fatboy fat when typing your crap!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 21:34

Shut up Fatboy, you'll never be the man your mother is.

Ask Fatass Anything

1 Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-27 18:01

2 Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 18:13

3 Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-27 23:47

4 Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-28 0:01

5 Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 9:46

6 Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-28 11:46

7 Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 14:01

8 Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-28 14:04

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 14:43

10 Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-28 14:46

11 Name: Anonymous 2010-06-28 18:39

12 Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-29 0:43

13 Name: Anonymous 2010-06-29 18:51

14 Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-29 19:31

15 Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 13:33

16 Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-30 14:13

17 Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 20:07

18 Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-06-30 20:21

19 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 2:53

20 Name: Jotter 2010-07-01 8:11

21 Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-01 13:40

22 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 14:21

23 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 15:16

24 Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-01 16:33

25 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 20:21

26 Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-01 20:55

27 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-02 5:00

28 Name: WindowsXPcrashMYmac 2010-07-02 12:52

29 Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-02 13:15

30 Name: WindowsXPcrashMYmac 2010-07-02 13:17

31 Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-02 14:46

32 Name: WindowsXPcrashMYmac 2010-07-02 17:57

33 Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-02 21:09

34 Name: WindowsXPcrashMYma 2010-07-02 21:32

35 Name: CuntYY 2010-07-03 3:33

36 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 11:48

37 Name: WindowsXPcrashMYmac 2010-07-03 18:43

38 Name: Fatass !zpDYbI42EI 2010-07-03 19:44

39 Name: GOD 2010-07-03 21:17

40 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 21:34