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Asperger's: My life as an Earthbound alien

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 7:22

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 16:58

Oh man Earthbound, I fucking love that game

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 20:17

LOL I AM NOT HANDICAPPED YOU ARE A DUMB NT (that means "neurotypical" becuz you are so pedestrian) I AM A DIFFERENT SPECIES AND BETTER BETTER BETTER BETTER THAN YOU NOT SOME SORT OF HANDICAPPED FREAK SO WHY SHOULD I ACCOMODATE YOU? YOU SHOULD ALL ACOMMODATE ME!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 23:37

Jeepers, what planet did he come from?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-30 21:41

Yeah, Earthbound kicks ass.  Too bad Aspietards aren't totally sweet and instead are a waste of fucking space and time.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 12:46

>>2
>>3
>>4
>>5
how predictable

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 19:20

>>6
Q: What's better than being predictable?
A: Not being a fucking Aspietard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 1:41

Wouldn't it be nice if we were all normal and healthy? :)

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 13:49

>>8
The thing is all your problems are not the fault of others being intolerant of your condition. You have the choice not to act like a faggot. I have been diagnosed as autistic, but instead of being a whiny faggot I actually put the effort in to solve my social problems.

Like you I am not interested in small talk, I don't get excited and I like to discuss things in detail instead of repeating the same shit over and over. However instead of being an asshole about it I simply learn how to respond to society's bullshit because I know it entertains people and they enjoy my company when I don't act like a stupid cunt. When we take over the world and ordinaries beg for mercy we can remind them of the time we had to suffer the indignity of learning how to show common courtesy, until then I am willing to submit to their will.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 15:26

>>9
"..they enjoy my company.."

OBVIOUS LIE!! No one enjoys your company.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 15:34

>>10
lick my asshole

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 16:21

>>9
See, you're the kind of aspietard I can get behind.  You acknowledge that your behaviors don't fit in with societal norms, and instead of insisting that the entire fucking world change to accommodate you, you try to hit some happy medium where you can get by without expecting the entire world to bend over backwards to make you comfortable.

I'm perfectly happy to meet people with mental issues halfway as long as they don't take their problems and make them mine without any effort on their own part, like all of the self-diagnosed jackasses I have to deal with at work every day. Just because you have fucked up neurology doesn't make you some sort of special/superior subspecies of human being, it just makes you a damaged human being whose particular pathology allows them to do some party tricks.

Name: RedCream 2008-04-01 16:28

Who the fuck would even admit to having ass burgers?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 16:33

Unwashed troglodytes who want an excuse for their filthy, antisocial behavior so they don't have to admit that they're fucking wastes of carbon and change.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 17:24

>>12
You were talking sense up to here "it just makes you a damaged human being". I have both inferiorities and superiorities, I just don't cry hard over my inferiorities or jerk off over people's faces to prove how superior I am.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 18:12

This topic doesn't interest me. Go away.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 18:17

I jerk off over people's faces to prove my superiority.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 18:32

>>17
That is incorrect.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 18:45

>>14
 
Fine.  Legalize euthanasia, because seizures and hallucinations are antisocial.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 19:07

>>18
No, it's true. I really do jerk off over people's faces to prove my superiority.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 22:20

>>19
Euthanasia is already legal in the civilised world.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 14:20

>>21

Not in America.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 14:20

how do I delete my posts?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 14:22

>>17

Why are you allowed to change the posts? Seriously, why? 

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 14:24

>>20
Perhaps, but you are also incorrect about it proving your superiority for in some instances jerking off over people's faces proves little and in others it in fact suggests you are inferior.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 14:24

All it does is tempt me to fill this board with tons of shitty trolling and cancerous fail, so hurry up and reply honestly if you want credible people to continue revisiting this place.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 14:32

I'm kinda crazy, and I usually only sleep once a week, so I CAN troll harder and longer than you can moderate.  Proxies, tor, friends houses, I can continue to be a hateful troll for MONTHS, and I can obsess enough to do it, too. 

Why change your posts?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 16:18

>>24
>>26
>>27
????????

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 19:26

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 4:46

>>12
Fuck every nigger who is like you, I will be shining with joy when all the skulls of those of your inferior kind are finally laid to waste.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 20:47

>>30
When you can all be coerced to stop flapping your hands and rocking back and forth in a corner talking to your dicks about your pet obsession for more than a minute without throwing a tempter tantrum, then I'll start worrying.

Have you ever seen a group of autistic or hardcore 'spergin dudes when they're actually forced to interact?  It's hysterical the first few times -- like watching a chimp try to figure out how to fuck a rooster -- then you start to wish that you could just sedate the whole fucking lot of them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 0:26

Jeepers, at least he isn't a lesbian. What a waste of snatch.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 8:29

>>30

is the accountant for

>>31

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 9:19

The Assburger community must be systematically exterminated.

They taint the gene pool.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 10:56

>>34
Is assburger syndrome really genetically determined? How do they even reproduce

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 11:37

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 14:13

My Asperger senses are tingling: I sense a whole lot of jealousy in this thread.  Appears to be nothing but some lowly Muggles (that's what we call people without the ability to reason logically) though, nothing to worry about.

Now excuse me while I go masturbate all over my monitor to prove my superiority beyond all doubt.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 16:43

>>35
It doesn't matter if there's a genetic link or not, the wheels are in motion.
As we speak, Assburgers are being rounded up and forced into their own ghettos.
The camps are almost complete, and the chimney's will soon be spewing their black assburger smoke.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 19:23

Who's trolling who now?  I'm so confused.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 15:07

>>Have you ever seen a group of autistic or hardcore 'spergin dudes when they're actually forced to interact?  It's hysterical the first few times -- like watching a chimp try to figure out how to fuck a rooster -- then you start to wish that you could just sedate the whole fucking lot of them.

Link 2 hilarious video of Aspietards/Autistic people wigging out because they're forced to interact with people.

With all the shit that's on the Internet, there must be at least ONE video like that somewhere?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 16:30

When NTs decide to jump up and down and scream like apes during a sporting event or some faggotry I do not act as though someone has just taken a shit on my face, I instead act unemotionally. Is this a crime?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 18:18

>>41
If I shit on your face will you jump up and down and scream like an ape?
That is the REAL QUESTION.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 15:45

>>42
I'd probably sit there with a suprised look on my face for a few seconds before finally deciding to react violently.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 18:27

>>41
You should replace "NT" with "People who aren't half retarded."

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 18:44

This thread still doesn't interest me in the slightest.
I also just noticed that it seems they mixed autism (url) and Asperger's (title)

Name: 4tran 2008-04-08 1:18

>>41
I don't participate in sporting faggotry either.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 4:57

>>44
That would imply aspies are half retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 4:58

>>46
That means you're an aspie and should be ostacized. Sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-15 4:16

Aspie here. What the fuck is going on in this thread? Seriously, my head is full of fuck after reading this garbage.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-15 7:09

>>49
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 14:47

This is all I hear about from Asperger's patients. "I'm an alien, I'm different, I'm special but no one admits it."

What a long-winded pile of bullshit.

The problem with Asperger patients is that they themselves don't realize that everyone already had those thoughts, but finally came to the logical conclusion that it was just an illusion fostered by their own imagination and finally moved on. That's why Asperger's patients are such whiners. They are bound for the gutter of society, the only thing holding them back is the very thing that neglect to recognize is the issue at hand; Themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 15:12

Aspergers is great, I get 1000€ / month from the government and I don't have to work due to my illness.

Name: Reichsfuhrer SS 2010-08-17 20:46

>>52
You are the cancer that is destroying your country.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 23:43

>>53
Reichsfuhrer SS
Lol, National Socialism. That sure turned out well! /sarcasm

>>52
Nevertheless, you're still a parasite on society. Aspergers Syndrome doesn't stop you from finding some kind of work, and it's a silly "disorder" to receive welfare entitlements for, when there are people out there in much worse of a condition that could really use the money.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-18 4:40

>>53-54
Society/government made me the monster I am today (through vaccins), so it's only right that they pay me for the rest of my life.

Name: Reichsfuhrer SS 2010-08-18 7:47

>>54
The Fifth Reich is on the rise...

>>52
In the Fifth Reich we have a solution to the Aspergers problem...A FINAL SOLUTION.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-18 12:13

All Asperger's patients should be euthanized gingerly.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-18 14:45

>>55
It's like being in the Fucking BNP

LETS PRETEND TO BE OUR OPPOSITION AND THEN USE WHAT WE DID AS AN EXAMPLE OF HOW BAD THEY ARE!

Grow up?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-18 20:36

>>56
The Fifth Reich
Don't you mean fourth?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 2:13

>>59
Fourth has to do with neo-nazi, fifth would be for Aspergers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 2:39

>>58
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 8:12

>>61
Fifth would be like the fourth only they would kill everyone until there was just the fifth left, then they'd kill each other..

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 5:26

>>62
Say, maybe you should become their leader.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 7:40

>>63
I'd consider it, but I'd have to find out what kind of dental plan they offer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-22 9:35

>>64
By your own words, they seem to offer a nice retirement package.

Name: Reichsfuhrer SS 2010-08-23 16:19

>>64,65
SILENCE!, YOU FOOLS!!

THE FIFTH REICH SHALL NOT BE MOCKED!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 16:21

In the Fifth Reich, we have a solution to the benefits package problem...A FINAL SOLUTION.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-25 8:55

>>66
Then you may wish to refrain from using caps-lock.

Name: Reichsfuhrer SS 2010-08-25 21:21

>>68
SILENCE!, SUBHUMAN!

YOU AND YOUR KIND WILL BE THE FIRST TO SWING FROM THE GALLOWS!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-26 4:32

>>69
ah, but first you must desist in pontificating long enough for you to build said gallows...but I understand if that is too much work for the Fifth Reich.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-26 9:02

>>67

So all of the Republicans will be "final solutioned"? Yay!  I cannot wait!

Name: Reichsfuhrer SS 2010-08-26 14:26

>>71
SILENCE!, YOU FILTHY VERMIN!!


There is only the new Reich and allegiance to it!
Republicans and Democrats will cease to exist..All political parties will be outlawed!

>>70
The gallows will be built by the useless eaters who will shortly thereafter feel its pupose!!

Name: Reichsfuhrer SS 2010-08-26 17:21

I'm a faggot. Hehe~

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-26 19:47

>>73
We know who you are.

Name: Reichsfuhrer SS 2010-08-26 19:51

>>73,74
ENOUGH OF THIS CHILDISHNESS!, YOU TWO FILTH ENCRUSTED PIECES OF HUMAN OFFAL!

Name: Reichsfuhrer SS 2010-08-26 21:29

Oh silly Snookies, I'm the real deal. I wish I could put my name in pink since I'm a little queer boy faggot. ~*Tee-hee*~ But that's okay! We live in a world of equality now! xoxo loves ya, bye!

Name: Riceburger SS 2010-08-26 22:02

>>76
NO UR RONG.  I'M THE RICEBURGER!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-28 4:05

>>72
wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight. You want the people whom are going to hang to build their own gallows? Lol, this should be interesting. Anyone remember what happens when lack of interest in building something causes? Most likely, when they hang, the structure will collapse and they will have made a hasty getaway whilst you were distracted, form an alliance and behead you in public after decimating your precious Reich.

Now THAT I would pay to watch.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-28 4:05

>>72
XD

Name: +AlphaOne 2010-09-13 14:53

Yawn. Intelligent people who are free to think make inventions. They aren't motivated by greed and need a platform to perform.

Social security is like a cash injection into basic supplies and helps keep housing full.

What the fuck do you think a tax cut is? The reason doesn't matter -- its whats happening to the money.

Aspies would be a bigger drag on society if they WEREN'T paid to sit and think. Seriously. Use your fucking brains.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-13 19:16

>>80
Doesn't add up.  Please go one level lower and try running it past me again.

Name: Hahahaha 2010-09-13 20:10

>>81
If it doesn't add up, you weren't meant to know.

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