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Asperger's: My life as an Earthbound alien

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 7:22

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 16:58

Oh man Earthbound, I fucking love that game

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 20:17

LOL I AM NOT HANDICAPPED YOU ARE A DUMB NT (that means "neurotypical" becuz you are so pedestrian) I AM A DIFFERENT SPECIES AND BETTER BETTER BETTER BETTER THAN YOU NOT SOME SORT OF HANDICAPPED FREAK SO WHY SHOULD I ACCOMODATE YOU? YOU SHOULD ALL ACOMMODATE ME!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 23:37

Jeepers, what planet did he come from?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-30 21:41

Yeah, Earthbound kicks ass.  Too bad Aspietards aren't totally sweet and instead are a waste of fucking space and time.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 12:46

>>2
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>>5
how predictable

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 19:20

>>6
Q: What's better than being predictable?
A: Not being a fucking Aspietard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 1:41

Wouldn't it be nice if we were all normal and healthy? :)

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 13:49

>>8
The thing is all your problems are not the fault of others being intolerant of your condition. You have the choice not to act like a faggot. I have been diagnosed as autistic, but instead of being a whiny faggot I actually put the effort in to solve my social problems.

Like you I am not interested in small talk, I don't get excited and I like to discuss things in detail instead of repeating the same shit over and over. However instead of being an asshole about it I simply learn how to respond to society's bullshit because I know it entertains people and they enjoy my company when I don't act like a stupid cunt. When we take over the world and ordinaries beg for mercy we can remind them of the time we had to suffer the indignity of learning how to show common courtesy, until then I am willing to submit to their will.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 15:26

>>9
"..they enjoy my company.."

OBVIOUS LIE!! No one enjoys your company.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 15:34

>>10
lick my asshole

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 16:21

>>9
See, you're the kind of aspietard I can get behind.  You acknowledge that your behaviors don't fit in with societal norms, and instead of insisting that the entire fucking world change to accommodate you, you try to hit some happy medium where you can get by without expecting the entire world to bend over backwards to make you comfortable.

I'm perfectly happy to meet people with mental issues halfway as long as they don't take their problems and make them mine without any effort on their own part, like all of the self-diagnosed jackasses I have to deal with at work every day. Just because you have fucked up neurology doesn't make you some sort of special/superior subspecies of human being, it just makes you a damaged human being whose particular pathology allows them to do some party tricks.

Name: RedCream 2008-04-01 16:28

Who the fuck would even admit to having ass burgers?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 16:33

Unwashed troglodytes who want an excuse for their filthy, antisocial behavior so they don't have to admit that they're fucking wastes of carbon and change.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 17:24

>>12
You were talking sense up to here "it just makes you a damaged human being". I have both inferiorities and superiorities, I just don't cry hard over my inferiorities or jerk off over people's faces to prove how superior I am.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 18:12

This topic doesn't interest me. Go away.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 18:17

I jerk off over people's faces to prove my superiority.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 18:32

>>17
That is incorrect.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 18:45

>>14
 
Fine.  Legalize euthanasia, because seizures and hallucinations are antisocial.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 19:07

>>18
No, it's true. I really do jerk off over people's faces to prove my superiority.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 22:20

>>19
Euthanasia is already legal in the civilised world.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 14:20

>>21

Not in America.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 14:20

how do I delete my posts?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 14:22

>>17

Why are you allowed to change the posts? Seriously, why? 

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 14:24

>>20
Perhaps, but you are also incorrect about it proving your superiority for in some instances jerking off over people's faces proves little and in others it in fact suggests you are inferior.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 14:24

All it does is tempt me to fill this board with tons of shitty trolling and cancerous fail, so hurry up and reply honestly if you want credible people to continue revisiting this place.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 14:32

I'm kinda crazy, and I usually only sleep once a week, so I CAN troll harder and longer than you can moderate.  Proxies, tor, friends houses, I can continue to be a hateful troll for MONTHS, and I can obsess enough to do it, too. 

Why change your posts?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 16:18

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????????

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 19:26

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 4:46

>>12
Fuck every nigger who is like you, I will be shining with joy when all the skulls of those of your inferior kind are finally laid to waste.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 20:47

>>30
When you can all be coerced to stop flapping your hands and rocking back and forth in a corner talking to your dicks about your pet obsession for more than a minute without throwing a tempter tantrum, then I'll start worrying.

Have you ever seen a group of autistic or hardcore 'spergin dudes when they're actually forced to interact?  It's hysterical the first few times -- like watching a chimp try to figure out how to fuck a rooster -- then you start to wish that you could just sedate the whole fucking lot of them.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 0:26

Jeepers, at least he isn't a lesbian. What a waste of snatch.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 8:29

>>30

is the accountant for

>>31

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 9:19

The Assburger community must be systematically exterminated.

They taint the gene pool.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 10:56

>>34
Is assburger syndrome really genetically determined? How do they even reproduce

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 11:37

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 14:13

My Asperger senses are tingling: I sense a whole lot of jealousy in this thread.  Appears to be nothing but some lowly Muggles (that's what we call people without the ability to reason logically) though, nothing to worry about.

Now excuse me while I go masturbate all over my monitor to prove my superiority beyond all doubt.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 16:43

>>35
It doesn't matter if there's a genetic link or not, the wheels are in motion.
As we speak, Assburgers are being rounded up and forced into their own ghettos.
The camps are almost complete, and the chimney's will soon be spewing their black assburger smoke.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 19:23

Who's trolling who now?  I'm so confused.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 15:07

>>Have you ever seen a group of autistic or hardcore 'spergin dudes when they're actually forced to interact?  It's hysterical the first few times -- like watching a chimp try to figure out how to fuck a rooster -- then you start to wish that you could just sedate the whole fucking lot of them.

Link 2 hilarious video of Aspietards/Autistic people wigging out because they're forced to interact with people.

With all the shit that's on the Internet, there must be at least ONE video like that somewhere?

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