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Asperger's: My life as an Earthbound alien

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 7:22

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 16:30

When NTs decide to jump up and down and scream like apes during a sporting event or some faggotry I do not act as though someone has just taken a shit on my face, I instead act unemotionally. Is this a crime?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 18:18

>>41
If I shit on your face will you jump up and down and scream like an ape?
That is the REAL QUESTION.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 15:45

>>42
I'd probably sit there with a suprised look on my face for a few seconds before finally deciding to react violently.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 18:27

>>41
You should replace "NT" with "People who aren't half retarded."

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 18:44

This thread still doesn't interest me in the slightest.
I also just noticed that it seems they mixed autism (url) and Asperger's (title)

Name: 4tran 2008-04-08 1:18

>>41
I don't participate in sporting faggotry either.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 4:57

>>44
That would imply aspies are half retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 4:58

>>46
That means you're an aspie and should be ostacized. Sorry.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-15 4:16

Aspie here. What the fuck is going on in this thread? Seriously, my head is full of fuck after reading this garbage.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-15 7:09

>>49
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 14:47

This is all I hear about from Asperger's patients. "I'm an alien, I'm different, I'm special but no one admits it."

What a long-winded pile of bullshit.

The problem with Asperger patients is that they themselves don't realize that everyone already had those thoughts, but finally came to the logical conclusion that it was just an illusion fostered by their own imagination and finally moved on. That's why Asperger's patients are such whiners. They are bound for the gutter of society, the only thing holding them back is the very thing that neglect to recognize is the issue at hand; Themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 15:12

Aspergers is great, I get 1000€ / month from the government and I don't have to work due to my illness.

Name: Reichsfuhrer SS 2010-08-17 20:46

>>52
You are the cancer that is destroying your country.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 23:43

>>53
Reichsfuhrer SS
Lol, National Socialism. That sure turned out well! /sarcasm

>>52
Nevertheless, you're still a parasite on society. Aspergers Syndrome doesn't stop you from finding some kind of work, and it's a silly "disorder" to receive welfare entitlements for, when there are people out there in much worse of a condition that could really use the money.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-18 4:40

>>53-54
Society/government made me the monster I am today (through vaccins), so it's only right that they pay me for the rest of my life.

Name: Reichsfuhrer SS 2010-08-18 7:47

>>54
The Fifth Reich is on the rise...

>>52
In the Fifth Reich we have a solution to the Aspergers problem...A FINAL SOLUTION.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-18 12:13

All Asperger's patients should be euthanized gingerly.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-18 14:45

>>55
It's like being in the Fucking BNP

LETS PRETEND TO BE OUR OPPOSITION AND THEN USE WHAT WE DID AS AN EXAMPLE OF HOW BAD THEY ARE!

Grow up?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-18 20:36

>>56
The Fifth Reich
Don't you mean fourth?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 2:13

>>59
Fourth has to do with neo-nazi, fifth would be for Aspergers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 2:39

>>58
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 8:12

>>61
Fifth would be like the fourth only they would kill everyone until there was just the fifth left, then they'd kill each other..

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 5:26

>>62
Say, maybe you should become their leader.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-21 7:40

>>63
I'd consider it, but I'd have to find out what kind of dental plan they offer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-22 9:35

>>64
By your own words, they seem to offer a nice retirement package.

Name: Reichsfuhrer SS 2010-08-23 16:19

>>64,65
SILENCE!, YOU FOOLS!!

THE FIFTH REICH SHALL NOT BE MOCKED!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 16:21

In the Fifth Reich, we have a solution to the benefits package problem...A FINAL SOLUTION.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-25 8:55

>>66
Then you may wish to refrain from using caps-lock.

Name: Reichsfuhrer SS 2010-08-25 21:21

>>68
SILENCE!, SUBHUMAN!

YOU AND YOUR KIND WILL BE THE FIRST TO SWING FROM THE GALLOWS!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-26 4:32

>>69
ah, but first you must desist in pontificating long enough for you to build said gallows...but I understand if that is too much work for the Fifth Reich.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-26 9:02

>>67

So all of the Republicans will be "final solutioned"? Yay!  I cannot wait!

Name: Reichsfuhrer SS 2010-08-26 14:26

>>71
SILENCE!, YOU FILTHY VERMIN!!


There is only the new Reich and allegiance to it!
Republicans and Democrats will cease to exist..All political parties will be outlawed!

>>70
The gallows will be built by the useless eaters who will shortly thereafter feel its pupose!!

Name: Reichsfuhrer SS 2010-08-26 17:21

I'm a faggot. Hehe~

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-26 19:47

>>73
We know who you are.

Name: Reichsfuhrer SS 2010-08-26 19:51

>>73,74
ENOUGH OF THIS CHILDISHNESS!, YOU TWO FILTH ENCRUSTED PIECES OF HUMAN OFFAL!

Name: Reichsfuhrer SS 2010-08-26 21:29

Oh silly Snookies, I'm the real deal. I wish I could put my name in pink since I'm a little queer boy faggot. ~*Tee-hee*~ But that's okay! We live in a world of equality now! xoxo loves ya, bye!

Name: Riceburger SS 2010-08-26 22:02

>>76
NO UR RONG.  I'M THE RICEBURGER!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-28 4:05

>>72
wait, wait, wait. Let me get this straight. You want the people whom are going to hang to build their own gallows? Lol, this should be interesting. Anyone remember what happens when lack of interest in building something causes? Most likely, when they hang, the structure will collapse and they will have made a hasty getaway whilst you were distracted, form an alliance and behead you in public after decimating your precious Reich.

Now THAT I would pay to watch.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-28 4:05

>>72
XD

Name: +AlphaOne 2010-09-13 14:53

Yawn. Intelligent people who are free to think make inventions. They aren't motivated by greed and need a platform to perform.

Social security is like a cash injection into basic supplies and helps keep housing full.

What the fuck do you think a tax cut is? The reason doesn't matter -- its whats happening to the money.

Aspies would be a bigger drag on society if they WEREN'T paid to sit and think. Seriously. Use your fucking brains.

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