So many people believe in god but then they tell their children that Santa isn't real. People that believe in aliens are considered crazy as well, while it's perfectly normal to believe in a superbeing called "god". What's with the hypocrisy.
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Anonymous2006-01-09 17:31
It's real because God had men write the bible, silly.
In other words, the bible is the proof that God is real, and the Bible is true because God had men write it, and God isn't fallible because the bible says so, and the Bible is infallible because it's the word of God, and God... etc etc etc ad infinitum (and ad nauseum).
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Anonymous2006-01-09 19:43
because Santa is now a secular figure
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Anonymous2006-01-09 22:16
SCIIIIEEEEEENNNNNCNCCCCCE!
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Anonymous2006-01-10 3:04
A god is in
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Anonymous2006-01-10 4:06
Because Santa was made by Coca Cola in 30's while Jesus was made by Anonymous very long time ago..
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Anonymous2006-01-10 7:13
>>6
You, sir, are either friggin' retarded, or being sarcastic.
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Anonymous2006-01-10 9:28
>>7
You, sir, are either friggin' retarded, or trolling.
Fucking retards. Who the fuck gave them the impression that because they had access to the internet, they had the right to fucking speak, let alone argue.
why do some people believe there is no God but tell their children that Santa is real? The world may never know.
SCIIIIEEEEEENNNNNCNCCCCCE!
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Anonymous2006-02-03 2:35 (sage)
We could just ask them.
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Anonymous2006-02-08 3:32
Why is it whenever you say the word God people automaticaly bring up the bible, and Jesus? There are more religions out there that belive in an omnipotent being besides Christianity. Not to bash God, because I belive in God myself. Its just mindlessly beliving in God, and swearing your life on the bible is just as bad as mindlessly not beliving in God, anyone with any sense, knows that the bible is full of errors, and should not be used as a scientific guide, no more then evolution is proof that there is no God, another assumption that pisses me off (The dogma that Evolution is in direct confliction with God) I belive in God not out of faith, but out of knowledge, he is constrained to know mortal religion, but is a self aware multi-verse, that gave birth to our universe, quite possibly out of intent, or quite possibly not. Regardless, being omnipotent, he has no choice but to reconize us as existing, wheather he cares about us or not is up to you to decide. But I do belive he created the universe, in an effort to create us beings, that exist, but are seperate from himself, this can be seen with Heizenburgs uncertainty principle, God needed to create a universe with a level of uncertainty that even he himself could not control, in order to no longer be alone. So Einstein was wrong when he said, "God dosn't play dice." Not to bash Einstein, his picture is on my wall ^_^
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Anonymous2006-02-08 10:35 (sage)
>>25
Are you just about finished? Good. Now don't do that again.
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Anonymous2006-02-15 10:09
>>25
The capital G assumes the christian God. By what you are saying you believe in a god, not God, and you are a stupid fag. >>19
No it wasn't. Look it up it's on snoopes. >>1
The thread title suggest a christian God, but you post just says god, so i'm going to address it as such. (I know no one cares so i'ma go with the easy arguement.)
Ok, to say anything about a god you must accept a god exists, because to god isn't you must first say god is. So only a fool would argue against god.
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Anonymous2006-02-15 12:02 (sage)
Ok, to say anything about a tooth fairy you must accept a tooth fairy exists, because to say the tooth fairy isn't you must first say the tooth fairy is. So only a fool would argue against the tooth fairy.
Logic, lol.
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Anonymous2006-02-15 16:58
I can go into the supermarket and ask an employee for a jar of Peter Pan's entrails, it doesn't mean Peter Pan exists, but I still used his name.
"because to say the tooth fairy isn't you must first say the tooth fairy is"
Incorrect^
There is nothing to suggest the tooth fairy is. Therefore we should assume the tooth fairy isn't until there is evidence to suggest the tooth fairy is.
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Anonymous2006-02-15 17:27
MATHEMATICS
assume God exists
everything follows
QED
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Anonymous2006-02-15 19:58 (sage)
evidence to suggest the tooth fairy is.
When I was little, she took some teeth that had fallen out of my mouth, and left me coins in exchange.
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Anonymous2006-02-15 23:19 (sage)
1. assuming god exists
2. what
3. ??????
4. PROFIT
Assuming that God is real then we would have to believe that Santa is too real. The reasoning behind that is you have to assume that both are real there is no evidence that either exists. Both are noted all over the world and are only known to us due to word of mouth. Theirfore I believe that both are the same. Santa is God
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Anonymous2006-02-18 16:22
I'd have Santa as a god. Unless its robo Santa (Futurama)
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Anonymous2006-02-26 0:56
>>25
you win internets and salvation. i hate losers, regardless of which side their on. people must realise that science, experience,faith, and all other means of making sense of our world are mere tools.
i just saw a post in /b/ of someone claiming that the "default" in any logical argument is "no, bullshit!" until proof. to illustrate his/her claim point, they brought in the american judicial system. this person was clearly not aware of the fact that the judicial system is not purely logical, as it needs to arrive at conclusions in a "timely" manner and a relatively humane one. thus, the "proving beyond the shadow of doubt". in real science, in real logic, we know that our tools and methods of observation and deduction are always limited. a true scientist will be able to tell you that it is quite possible that everything we know is wrong. here is where the layman will go "how could it be wrong that hot is hot and cold is cold?"
and here is where the true scientist will think MAD hard and go "i've no idea, let's find out."
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Anonymous2006-02-27 8:15 (sage)
>>6 The State's Santa may have been a creation of a foul Corporation. However in Europe, many took the house-gnome idea that have always been present in our culture. Enlarged them to full size people. In Sweden the first veiwing of a Santa was on postcard painted by some artist I can't remember. Originally it was clothed in blue but influences from the new world's furrious advertising made him red over time.
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Anonymous2006-03-01 20:22
If God excists then all religions are false. (which they already are btw)
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Anonymous2006-03-01 21:33
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Anonymous2006-03-02 5:04 (sage)
The christian god no, santa claus, well, the consumer will does exist, but no.
There is a god however, may seem omnipotent and mysterious, but really it is closer to you than you think. And, now that I think about it, it is quite literally CLOSER than you THINK. It is hard to put in words what I am trying to convey, think of your thought as having size and that god is very small in size as we know it, but it is intensely compact and on its level, fucking enormous, of course, it resides in the area before thought due to its size (again, as we perceive it), it can easily fit under it.
Will you figure it out or won't you? it is as one may say "the purpose of life" and the true test of your existance.
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Anonymous2006-03-02 23:00
i am god.
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Anonymous2006-03-02 23:39
The argument goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "Oh dear, I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
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Anonymous2006-03-02 23:44
A more important question related to this thread is... Why isn't there a philosophy board yet? This is a math and science board and this thread has nothing to do with math nor science.
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Anonymous2006-03-03 2:41
>>44
haha those boards would be filled with flaming
I was on the train last week and this drunk old guy slurred, "What does fag stand for? ... 'Got AIDS yet?'"
I tried to stifle a chuckle at his ineptitude but when this similarly retarded girl sitting opposite me blurted out "What?? I haven't got AIDS!" I felt a thin stream of piss go straight down my leg, and I laughed so hard I cried.
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THE BTK KILLER2006-03-09 7:09
GOD IS DEAD (not that he exised in the first place) AND JESUS WAS A CRAZED FAGGOT WHO JUST WANTED ATTENTION FROM HIS CHAIR MAKING DAD AND HIS WHORE MOTHER (make no mistake she was a whore) and if he ever come back to life (clones) ill put 4 freash nails in that BITCH (1 will be in the heart)i can hear him now "NO DON't KILL ME" and ill respound "SHUT UP YOU FAGGOT" and ill shoot him in the dick and then force feed him the bible for good measure....oh and if you want proof that there is no god then just turn and look a nigger near you and you'll see proof. ALL OVER HIM!
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Anonymous2006-03-10 15:35 (sage)
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Your dumb. Plain and simple. First and foremost, Santa Claus originates from the Pagan Holly King and Oak King who ruled the seasons of the earth. Also, when you attribute anything to God, you have disproven God. A)Omnipotence: Can "god" create something he can't lift? B)Omnipresence: If "god" is everything than "god" = holocaust, death, evil, furry, etc... C)Omniscience: One word, PREDESTINATION. D)Eternanl: CLOCKERMAKER PROBLEM... Bascially, there is more logical fallacy to prove Santa Claus did, still, or has existed than there is for the Monotheistic "god" that a vast majority of Americans worship. Of course, you could always think of God as the Square-root of negative one: Its imaginary, but it still exists. (LMFAO).
B)Omnipresence: If "god" is everything than "god" = holocaust, death, evil, furry, etc...
Are you Jewish? It seems that all Jews are obsessed with the
Holocaust. It's the first and foremost on their minds.
1.Jews in the morning, "Ahh, Good today is going to be a good.... HOLOCAUST!!"
2.Jews in the afternoon, "Hi Bill, have you heard about the
Holocaust today?"
3.Jews at night, "I think I'm going to go curl up by the fire
and read a nice book about the HOLOCAUSSSSTTT!!"
4.Jew standing at the edge of a cliff after their beloved
has just commited suicide, (earth and teeth shattering) "HOLOOOOOOOOOOCAAAAUUUSSSSTT!!!! HOLOCAUUSSSTTT!!! HOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOCAAAAAAAUUUUUUUSSSSSSTTTTTT!!!1"
Then a shabbos goy friend starts to go him, but another Jew
just holds him back. The stupid goy says, "But her name WAS Wendi..." The wise and all-knowing chosen simply shakes and points to the boiling orange circle in the sky that reminds all Jews of the Holocaust, just like trees, grass, dirt, houses, oil, wireless internet cards, mango fruit juice, dairy products,
and so on....
5. Jews at all other times-> Curling up on what ever comfortable
surface they can find, twisting and groaning and snarling and crying, "HOLOOOOOCAAAAAAUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!"
What would be a Jew without his daily self-pity when he's fabulously rich and has a great life and a stable family and nothing really to worry about in life and busy screwing over people that are truly pitiful because they deserve it because of a historical event that really doesn't have anything to do with his present circumstances or his negative actions against other people that simply don't deserve it!
Circle reminds me of kike. Circle K, totally kosher.
Cheers.
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Anonymous2006-03-21 7:23
Just beause a chair is there doesn't mean you have to believe in it.My preference is a sofa.I believe in the existence of 24/7 pizza delivery.And whats best is i'm not a potato couch.We should throw a debate.sensibility is a fine thing just don't abuse of it.In my case...despise it.