So many people believe in god but then they tell their children that Santa isn't real. People that believe in aliens are considered crazy as well, while it's perfectly normal to believe in a superbeing called "god". What's with the hypocrisy.
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Anonymous2006-03-02 5:04 (sage)
The christian god no, santa claus, well, the consumer will does exist, but no.
There is a god however, may seem omnipotent and mysterious, but really it is closer to you than you think. And, now that I think about it, it is quite literally CLOSER than you THINK. It is hard to put in words what I am trying to convey, think of your thought as having size and that god is very small in size as we know it, but it is intensely compact and on its level, fucking enormous, of course, it resides in the area before thought due to its size (again, as we perceive it), it can easily fit under it.
Will you figure it out or won't you? it is as one may say "the purpose of life" and the true test of your existance.
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Anonymous2006-03-02 23:00
i am god.
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Anonymous2006-03-02 23:39
The argument goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "Oh dear, I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
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Anonymous2006-03-02 23:44
A more important question related to this thread is... Why isn't there a philosophy board yet? This is a math and science board and this thread has nothing to do with math nor science.
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Anonymous2006-03-03 2:41
>>44
haha those boards would be filled with flaming
I was on the train last week and this drunk old guy slurred, "What does fag stand for? ... 'Got AIDS yet?'"
I tried to stifle a chuckle at his ineptitude but when this similarly retarded girl sitting opposite me blurted out "What?? I haven't got AIDS!" I felt a thin stream of piss go straight down my leg, and I laughed so hard I cried.
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THE BTK KILLER2006-03-09 7:09
GOD IS DEAD (not that he exised in the first place) AND JESUS WAS A CRAZED FAGGOT WHO JUST WANTED ATTENTION FROM HIS CHAIR MAKING DAD AND HIS WHORE MOTHER (make no mistake she was a whore) and if he ever come back to life (clones) ill put 4 freash nails in that BITCH (1 will be in the heart)i can hear him now "NO DON't KILL ME" and ill respound "SHUT UP YOU FAGGOT" and ill shoot him in the dick and then force feed him the bible for good measure....oh and if you want proof that there is no god then just turn and look a nigger near you and you'll see proof. ALL OVER HIM!
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Anonymous2006-03-10 15:35 (sage)
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Your dumb. Plain and simple. First and foremost, Santa Claus originates from the Pagan Holly King and Oak King who ruled the seasons of the earth. Also, when you attribute anything to God, you have disproven God. A)Omnipotence: Can "god" create something he can't lift? B)Omnipresence: If "god" is everything than "god" = holocaust, death, evil, furry, etc... C)Omniscience: One word, PREDESTINATION. D)Eternanl: CLOCKERMAKER PROBLEM... Bascially, there is more logical fallacy to prove Santa Claus did, still, or has existed than there is for the Monotheistic "god" that a vast majority of Americans worship. Of course, you could always think of God as the Square-root of negative one: Its imaginary, but it still exists. (LMFAO).
B)Omnipresence: If "god" is everything than "god" = holocaust, death, evil, furry, etc...
Are you Jewish? It seems that all Jews are obsessed with the
Holocaust. It's the first and foremost on their minds.
1.Jews in the morning, "Ahh, Good today is going to be a good.... HOLOCAUST!!"
2.Jews in the afternoon, "Hi Bill, have you heard about the
Holocaust today?"
3.Jews at night, "I think I'm going to go curl up by the fire
and read a nice book about the HOLOCAUSSSSTTT!!"
4.Jew standing at the edge of a cliff after their beloved
has just commited suicide, (earth and teeth shattering) "HOLOOOOOOOOOOCAAAAUUUSSSSTT!!!! HOLOCAUUSSSTTT!!! HOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOCAAAAAAAUUUUUUUSSSSSSTTTTTT!!!1"
Then a shabbos goy friend starts to go him, but another Jew
just holds him back. The stupid goy says, "But her name WAS Wendi..." The wise and all-knowing chosen simply shakes and points to the boiling orange circle in the sky that reminds all Jews of the Holocaust, just like trees, grass, dirt, houses, oil, wireless internet cards, mango fruit juice, dairy products,
and so on....
5. Jews at all other times-> Curling up on what ever comfortable
surface they can find, twisting and groaning and snarling and crying, "HOLOOOOOCAAAAAAUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!"
What would be a Jew without his daily self-pity when he's fabulously rich and has a great life and a stable family and nothing really to worry about in life and busy screwing over people that are truly pitiful because they deserve it because of a historical event that really doesn't have anything to do with his present circumstances or his negative actions against other people that simply don't deserve it!
Circle reminds me of kike. Circle K, totally kosher.
Cheers.
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Anonymous2006-03-21 7:23
Just beause a chair is there doesn't mean you have to believe in it.My preference is a sofa.I believe in the existence of 24/7 pizza delivery.And whats best is i'm not a potato couch.We should throw a debate.sensibility is a fine thing just don't abuse of it.In my case...despise it.