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You know you're a faggot when...

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-27 11:53

you use Arch Linux
you have a repo at Github where you share your `dotfiles'
you use Github
you have friends at Github
you comment on Hacker News
you use Reddit
you post screenshots of your Desktop at /g/ (dwm, terminus font, no antialiasing, a couple of semi-transparent terminal emulators with mpd, weechat and the Arch logo in ascii)
you believe that HN is not only mind-opening but will eventually make you a richer person
your editor is vim, sublime text or textmate
you used vim, sublime text or textmate to edit edit .Xresources and spent hours creating a `color scheme' with faggy pastel colors
you forked the solarized color scheme at github
your shell is zsh
your shell is zsh and you use oh-my-zsh
you love the Ruby programming language
you love the Ruby programming language community
you love node.js
you should kill yourself

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-27 15:18

install gentoo

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-27 17:00

I put some dotfiles on github once but that was before I knew github wasn't GNU FREE and before I knew about gitorious.

I use zsh cause I am a shell novice. What do you recommend instead?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-27 17:04

Also I use Arch Linux. I am pretty darn unhappy with it.

I am looking to switch to Debian, Slackware or GUIX next time I have the patience to do an operating systems switch.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-27 17:11

I should also mention that the other reason I use zsh is because of:

http://grml.org/zsh/

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-27 17:42

>>3-5
Just try not to check every single item of the list. Don't be that guy.


http://lists.debian.org/debian-devel/2008/12/msg01027.html

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-27 18:30

hipster faggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-27 22:22

>>6

The thing that turns me most about GUIX is the fact that there are two names for a package; the scheme symbol and the value of the package name slot in the structure that symbol represents. This is very idiotic and makes me strongly doubt the experience of the people behind the project.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 2:15

I'm guilt of four:
I use Github
I use Reddit (I only browse it; I don't have an account)
My editor is vim
I should kill myself

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 2:16

>>9
*guilty

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 3:29

[spoiler]/prog/[spoiler] The Guilt of Four
Never 4Guilt
Never 4Get

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 3:30

welp
/prog/

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 4:41

you use Arch Linux
you use Github
your editor is vim, sublime text or textmate
Wow I must be some kind of faggot, thanks for alerting me of this shocking revelation OP!

Name: 2013-12-28 5:03

You know you're a faggot when...

you post "You know you're a faggot when..." threads

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 6:00

But vim is a great editor, and vimmers don't tend to be as gung ho about forcing it on others like emacs users are.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 6:14

>>15
And an "amen" to that, brother. I've recently started to learn Lisp and everyone's saying "use emacs, you have to use emacs, lisp can only be written in emacs slime". What the fuck? Why do I have to switch to an inferior text editor just to write in some language? Perhaps the emacs tyranny is the reason Lisp is so unpopular: nobody wants to use a language if it means using some shitty finger-breaking kludge.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 6:19

That depends what you mean by faggot.  If you mean in the most literal sense where faggot is a derogatory term for a male homosexual, then you "know" when you realize you are sexually attracted to men. 

If you mean it as a catchall term for a male person that you, or a society finds unpleasant. Then that of course depends on your and/or the societies preferences.

Also OP and others, may I remind you that it's 2013 and you shouldn't use gay slurs for a number of reasons.   Imagine the hardship that gay people go through in life for a second next time you feel like using gay slurs.  Maybe if you had some experience being looked down on, excluded and ashamed of something you have no control over,  you'd be less cavalier about using language that propagates the cultural sentiment of treating gays like the lesser.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 7:43

>>17
eat some dick, nigger

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 8:56

>>17
You wanna stop putting two fucking space after every punctuation mark, faggot? Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 9:04

Wow, I agree.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 9:05

I use vimlimemate.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 9:06

>>19
Anon, how did you even notice that shit?
Are you some kind of laser vision super grammar nazi?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 10:17

>>24
faggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 11:04

Oh wow
>you have a repo at Github where you share your `dotfiles'
I found a lot of useful stuff by looking at other people's dotfiles, why wouldn't I share mine?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 11:12

>>23
NO U

ps: I am not a faggot, I am a pedophile who sages threads

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 13:33

Install OS X.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 14:19

wats wrong with ruby??

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 14:38

>>27
fag

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 15:21

ITT a bunch of pasty face nerds call each other fag

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 15:34

>>25
>le pedophile sage
>>29
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 20:37

you know you're a faggot when you know what a goddamn DOTFILE is. i mean seriously what the fuck? do you mean like ".git" or ".shit" or ".nigger"? FUCK YOU!

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 21:35

>>30
But I know that I am a pedophile who sages threads, please do not remind this to me, I born that way ;_____;

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 22:04

>>31
One of the most important dofile for real faggots is their 80 kb .vimrc. It's a ton of vimscript (vimscript...) and some glue for the dozen plugins and colorschemes downloaded from github.

This is not vi. It's eclipse + node.js + pentadactyl + whatever + a splashscreen asking you to give money to help breed even more starving niggers in Uganda. I'd rather use a real IDE than this clusterfuck.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 23:28

>>33
I'd rather use a real IDE than this clusterfuck.
Like emacs?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 23:32

>>16

Cause Emacs is awesome :)

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-28 23:41

>>35
ahh emacs, every time I say emacs I have orgasm
emacs~ emacs~ emacs-sama is inside me~

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 0:18

>>32
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 1:02

look at me, I am a girl! ^-^

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 8:46

Why nobody looks at me? ;-;

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 8:49

>>39

Because you're a girl by gender, and I don't care for girls by gender. Only girls by sex (i.e. humans with a physical, biological vagina)

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 8:54

>>33
Yeah well nothing beats Vim's godlike modes and the divine commands. Pressing "cw" or "dt(" is infinitely better than mouse or Alt-key fuckery out there.

Name: not anonymous 2013-12-29 10:15

oh god! I can't stop laughting. lelelelelelelelelellelell!!!  epic troll OP! epic win!

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 10:31

>>40
Friendly reminder that gender is the same as sex!

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 10:36

nigger

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 10:52

>>40
Wrong. I have a gender but I don't have sex.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 10:58

>>45
if you have a gende then you'e not a faggot and should have sex
having sex is easy: you just have to put you dick in he pussy

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-29 11:12

>>46
>he pussy
more like a she pussy

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