You know you're a faggot when...

you use Arch Linux
you have a repo at Github where you share your `dotfiles'
you use Github
you have friends at Github
you comment on Hacker News
you use Reddit
you post screenshots of your Desktop at /g/ (dwm, terminus font, no antialiasing, a couple of semi-transparent terminal emulators with mpd, weechat and the Arch logo in ascii)
you believe that HN is not only mind-opening but will eventually make you a richer person
your editor is vim, sublime text or textmate
you used vim, sublime text or textmate to edit edit .Xresources and spent hours creating a `color scheme' with faggy pastel colors
you forked the solarized color scheme at github
your shell is zsh
your shell is zsh and you use oh-my-zsh
you love the Ruby programming language
you love the Ruby programming language community
you love node.js
you should kill yourself

>>31
One of the most important dofile for real faggots is their 80 kb .vimrc. It's a ton of vimscript (vimscript...) and some glue for the dozen plugins and colorschemes downloaded from github.

This is not vi. It's eclipse + node.js + pentadactyl + whatever + a splashscreen asking you to give money to help breed even more starving niggers in Uganda. I'd rather use a real IDE than this clusterfuck.