You know you're a faggot when...

you use Arch Linux
you have a repo at Github where you share your `dotfiles'
you use Github
you have friends at Github
you comment on Hacker News
you use Reddit
you post screenshots of your Desktop at /g/ (dwm, terminus font, no antialiasing, a couple of semi-transparent terminal emulators with mpd, weechat and the Arch logo in ascii)
you believe that HN is not only mind-opening but will eventually make you a richer person
your editor is vim, sublime text or textmate
you used vim, sublime text or textmate to edit edit .Xresources and spent hours creating a `color scheme' with faggy pastel colors
you forked the solarized color scheme at github
your shell is zsh
your shell is zsh and you use oh-my-zsh
you love the Ruby programming language
you love the Ruby programming language community
you love node.js
you should kill yourself

>>39

Because you're a girl by gender, and I don't care for girls by gender. Only girls by sex (i.e. humans with a physical, biological vagina)