Good $(date), /prog/! I'm the Symta guy (Nikita). If you still remember me, you will recall that I've found a programming job, so I've less time for text boards. Yet I promise to finish the Symta and join or start some Lisp OS project.
I also met a beautiful girl. She is a rare girl programmer, graduated from polytechnical university. She is cute, smart and wears glasses (http://minus.com/lwlti63gm5hO4). You wont find another girl like her in Russia, especially Serpukhov. No Leah Culver jokes, please.
The only thing I fear is that she Jewish, because she is too smart for a Russian girl and cites Faina Ranevsky. I will kill myself if she is. Help me prog!
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Anonymous2013-10-13 6:29
install gentoo
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Anonymous2013-10-13 6:38
Ranevskaya's aphorisms
Life is a short promenade, just before the eternal sleep.
Solitude is a house that has a telephone, but the only ringing comes from the alarm-clock.
Life is a sky-dive: out of a cunt, into the grave.
Ageing is tedious, but it is the only way to live long.
I spent all my life swimming in a toilet-bowl, in the butterfly style.
(prom·e·nade (pr m -n d , -näd ). n. 1. a. A leisurely walk, especially one taken in a public place as a social activity. b. A public place for such walking. 2. a.)
i dunno, she looks nice =)
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Anonymous2013-10-13 6:49
She was born as Faina Feldman (Фельдман) to a wealthy Jewish family in the city of Taganrog.
Her passion for theater began when she was 14. Her attendance of Chekhov's The Cherry Orchard at the Moscow Art Theater was an experience that had great impact on her. Her pseudonym "Ranevskaya," which later became her official surname, also came from that theater visit.
In 1915 she left Taganrog for Moscow to pursue a career in the theater. Faina became estranged from her family over her choice of career, which they apparently rejected. She started as an extra actor in crowd or background scenes at the Summer Theater in Malakhovka near Moscow in 1915, where she also had a dacha.
The Feldman family emigrated in 1917, but Faina decided to stay and continued her acting career, working in the theaters of Kerch, Rostov on Don, at the mobile theater "The First Soviet Theater" in Crimea, also in Baku, Arkhangelsk, Smolensk and other cities.
Have you cummed inside her yet? I hope you have a girl! Be sure to post pictures of the little loli Nikita's that you make! (But not on that villainous Russian imgsrc.ru, as it's filled with the worst types of wretched scum imaginable; why are Russian's so evil?).
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Anonymous2013-10-13 13:07
check 'em
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Anonymous2013-10-13 22:54
>>1
THAT THING IS FUCKING UGLY AND SHE LOOKS ULTRAJEWISH, WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU THINKING NIKITA
>>42
I'm retard and I'm ashamed that I'm somehow interested her, because the girl is orders of magnitude smarter and more successful than me: she has two higher education (CS and Economy) and could be working as quantitative analyst. Moreover, she herself offers to pick me up for a date. She is a beautiful dream and I'm ashamed of dreaming about her.
Sorry guys, if I offended you somehow by my stupidity.
Oh... and I've quite my job at skichel.ru, because:
1. Boss ordered me to translate all code comments into Russian, even including FIXME and TODO comments.
2. They haven't paid me well enough for my superior expertise in Qt/C++ with functional programming and ability to quickly produce robust results, trying several design prototypes and picking the most suitable.
3. They were defense contractors for Russian government, while I'm a pro-NATO kind of guy. Of course I'm anti-Semite, but in the vein of Henry Ford and american liberals, who think that Jews are too conservative and hold excessive monopoly. While Russian patriots hate Jews mostly because they crucified Jesus and for their intelligence. I'm no patriot and beg NATO to call Putin for his crimes, like Slobodan Milosevic. Although, I hope Putin won't die from old age, during the reading of long indictment of all Putin's crimes against humanity.
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Anonymous2013-10-22 4:20
I still cant think of a Russian word for "FIXME". Russian is an obsolete language.
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Anonymous2013-10-22 11:17
>>50
You know C++?
I hope you haven't really quit. Of course, the pay will be low, you're in fucking Russia. Don't quit your job, man.
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Anonymous2013-10-22 12:05
>>50
Oh wow, you're just inventing new ways to fuck your life up. Well, at least you have something to put on your resume now.
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Anonymous2013-10-22 13:14
there are no grils
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Anonymous2013-10-22 13:28
but there are dubs
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Anonymous2013-10-23 1:28
>>53
Something like "clashed with boss, refusing to write documentation in Russian, because of despise for Russian language".
Such resume would definitely land you a job in a country full of orthodox patriotic mother-russia fuckwitts.
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Anonymous2013-10-23 1:30
>>52
Already did quit. I'm cosmopolitan and have zero desire to work with patriots.
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Anonymous2013-10-23 12:06
>>51
easily:
FIXME->fix and rewrite->исправить и переписать
TODO->implementation/code missing->Реализация/Код отсутствует
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Anonymous2013-10-23 22:17
`
>be at college party
>drank too much need to lay down
>find quiet room
>sleep
>wake up two hours later
>drunk girl asleep on bed next to me
>party still going on downstairs
>sniff drunk slag's hair
>precede to masturbate
>making noise as i am about to cum
>don't realise there are other people asleep in same room
>some one turns light on
>i am revealed to whole room with pants around my ankles, couched over sleepy drunk girl
>its too late for me to stop
>try to catch the jizz in my hand to stop it from landing on drunk girl
>girls in the room freaking out
>guys want to twat me to death
>use the jizz on my hands to ward away potential punches
>pull up pants run all the way home
>quit college