Girl Programmers

Good $(date), /prog/! I'm the Symta guy (Nikita). If you still remember me, you will recall that I've found a programming job, so I've less time for text boards. Yet I promise to finish the Symta and join or start some Lisp OS project.

I also met a beautiful girl. She is a rare girl programmer, graduated from polytechnical university. She is cute, smart and wears glasses (http://minus.com/lwlti63gm5hO4). You wont find another girl like her in Russia, especially Serpukhov. No Leah Culver jokes, please.

The only thing I fear is that she Jewish, because she is too smart for a Russian girl and cites Faina Ranevsky. I will kill myself if she is. Help me prog!

>>40
Tsk.

She looks fine and she is not a jew.

Why are you such a retard sometimes?

>>36,38
learn to quote please!

>>41
>le pedophile tsk

>>42
I'm retard and I'm ashamed that I'm somehow interested her, because the girl is orders of magnitude smarter and more successful than me: she has two higher education (CS and Economy) and could be working as quantitative analyst. Moreover, she herself offers to pick me up for a date. She is a beautiful dream and I'm ashamed of dreaming about her.

Sorry guys, if I offended you somehow by my stupidity.

>>45
You're smart. I wish you the best.

Just remember to hide your power levels at the first date (don't mention Jews).

>>46
She is smarter - lenses in her eyeglasses are far thicker.

And she isn't Jewish, because her eyes are green.

Cum in her mouth. If she spits it out, she's a Jew.

>>36,38
Learn to quote please!

Oh... and I've quite my job at skichel.ru, because:
1. Boss ordered me to translate all code comments into Russian, even including FIXME and TODO comments.
2. They haven't paid me well enough for my superior expertise in Qt/C++ with functional programming and ability to quickly produce robust results, trying several design prototypes and picking the most suitable.
3. They were defense contractors for Russian government, while I'm a pro-NATO kind of guy. Of course I'm anti-Semite, but in the vein of Henry Ford and american liberals, who think that Jews are too conservative and hold excessive monopoly. While Russian patriots hate Jews mostly because they crucified Jesus and for their intelligence. I'm no patriot and beg NATO to call Putin for his crimes, like Slobodan Milosevic. Although, I hope Putin won't die from old age, during the reading of long indictment of all Putin's crimes against humanity.

I still cant think of a Russian word for "FIXME". Russian is an obsolete language.

>>50
You know C++?
I hope you haven't really quit. Of course, the pay will be low, you're in fucking Russia. Don't quit your job, man.

>>50
Oh wow, you're just inventing new ways to fuck your life up. Well, at least you have something to put on your resume now.

there are no grils

but there are dubs

>>53
Something like "clashed with boss, refusing to write documentation in Russian, because of despise for Russian language".


Such resume would definitely land you a job in a country full of orthodox patriotic mother-russia fuckwitts.

>>52
Already did quit. I'm cosmopolitan and have zero desire to work with patriots.

>>51
easily:
FIXME->fix and rewrite->исправить и переписать
TODO->implementation/code missing->Реализация/Код отсутствует

   `
>be at college party
>drank too much need to lay down
>find quiet room
>sleep
>wake up two hours later
>drunk girl asleep on bed next to me
>party still going on downstairs
>sniff drunk slag's hair
>precede to masturbate
>making noise as i am about to cum
>don't realise there are other people asleep in same room
>some one turns light on
>i am revealed to whole room with pants around my ankles, couched over sleepy drunk girl
>its too late for me to stop
>try to catch the jizz in my hand to stop it from landing on drunk girl
>girls in the room freaking out
>guys want to twat me to death
>use the jizz on my hands to ward away potential punches
>pull up pants run all the way home
>quit college

>>59
/r9k/ pls go

DON'T GO OUT WITH NIKITA, GIRL!
HE RAPE! HE RAPE!

Nikita has no job and no VK profile. Can his life go any lower now?

>le pedophile sage

>>63
>le homophile pedophobia

>>62
>le homophile sage

>>62
At least I've a github now: https://github.com/saniv

>>66
Grow a beard. save head completely. Get contacts or laser surgery.

>>67
Would these lolies love a bearded man? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc9c1X7enn8

69 lol