Girl Programmers

Good $(date), /prog/! I'm the Symta guy (Nikita). If you still remember me, you will recall that I've found a programming job, so I've less time for text boards. Yet I promise to finish the Symta and join or start some Lisp OS project.

I also met a beautiful girl. She is a rare girl programmer, graduated from polytechnical university. She is cute, smart and wears glasses (http://minus.com/lwlti63gm5hO4). You wont find another girl like her in Russia, especially Serpukhov. No Leah Culver jokes, please.

The only thing I fear is that she Jewish, because she is too smart for a Russian girl and cites Faina Ranevsky. I will kill myself if she is. Help me prog!

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>be at college party
>drank too much need to lay down
>find quiet room
>sleep
>wake up two hours later
>drunk girl asleep on bed next to me
>party still going on downstairs
>sniff drunk slag's hair
>precede to masturbate
>making noise as i am about to cum
>don't realise there are other people asleep in same room
>some one turns light on
>i am revealed to whole room with pants around my ankles, couched over sleepy drunk girl
>its too late for me to stop
>try to catch the jizz in my hand to stop it from landing on drunk girl
>girls in the room freaking out
>guys want to twat me to death
>use the jizz on my hands to ward away potential punches
>pull up pants run all the way home
>quit college