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Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 6:07

Good $(date), /prog/! I'm the Symta guy (Nikita). If you still remember me, you will recall that I've found a programming job, so I've less time for text boards. Yet I promise to finish the Symta and join or start some Lisp OS project.

I also met a beautiful girl. She is a rare girl programmer, graduated from polytechnical university. She is cute, smart and wears glasses (http://minus.com/lwlti63gm5hO4). You wont find another girl like her in Russia, especially Serpukhov. No Leah Culver jokes, please.

The only thing I fear is that she Jewish, because she is too smart for a Russian girl and cites Faina Ranevsky. I will kill myself if she is. Help me prog!

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 6:29

install gentoo

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 6:38

Ranevskaya's aphorisms

    Life is a short promenade, just before the eternal sleep.
    Solitude is a house that has a telephone, but the only ringing comes from the alarm-clock.
    Life is a sky-dive: out of a cunt, into the grave.
    Ageing is tedious, but it is the only way to live long.
    I spent all my life swimming in a toilet-bowl, in the butterfly style.

(prom·e·nade (pr m -n d , -näd ). n. 1. a. A leisurely walk, especially one taken in a public place as a social activity. b. A public place for such walking. 2. a.)

i dunno, she looks nice =)

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 6:49

She was born as Faina Feldman (Фельдман) to a wealthy Jewish family in the city of Taganrog.

Her passion for theater began when she was 14. Her attendance of Chekhov's The Cherry Orchard at the Moscow Art Theater was an experience that had great impact on her. Her pseudonym "Ranevskaya," which later became her official surname, also came from that theater visit.

In 1915 she left Taganrog for Moscow to pursue a career in the theater. Faina became estranged from her family over her choice of career, which they apparently rejected. She started as an extra actor in crowd or background scenes at the Summer Theater in Malakhovka near Moscow in 1915, where she also had a dacha.

The Feldman family emigrated in 1917, but Faina decided to stay and continued her acting career, working in the theaters of Kerch, Rostov on Don, at the mobile theater "The First Soviet Theater" in Crimea, also in Baku, Arkhangelsk, Smolensk and other cities.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 6:57

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 7:12

there is a saying..
`you need to let go of what you hold, in order to reach for something greater'

^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 7:19

it's better to leap and fall than to never have leaped at all?
xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 7:28

If she's Jewish, then maybe you can turn her back into a human and you can use her insider information to fight them.

Don't kill yourself. I've seen you get progressively less crazy over the years and dieing now would be too much.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 7:31

What the fuck nikita. Take this to /lounge/

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 8:12


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Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 8:26

Yet I promise to finish the Symta and join or start some Lisp OS project.

Waste of time

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 8:41

>>11
Landing on the moon.

Waste of time

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 8:46

>>12
No

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 8:47

>>11
No

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 9:18

>>13
No

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 10:31

Have you cummed inside her yet? I hope you have a girl! Be sure to post pictures of the little loli Nikita's that you make! (But not on that villainous Russian imgsrc.ru, as it's filled with the worst types of wretched scum imaginable; why are Russian's so evil?).

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 13:07

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-13 22:54

>>1
THAT THING IS FUCKING UGLY AND SHE LOOKS ULTRAJEWISH, WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU THINKING NIKITA

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-14 5:10

Good for you Nikita.
I'm happy to hear things are alright in your life.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-14 7:57

>>4
It feels like I'm reading a Dwarven biography in Dwarf Fortress here...

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-14 8:04

*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-14 8:48

↖ * grabs ducks *

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-14 10:48

heard you got you ass b& on vk.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-14 10:51

>>23
they don't like antisemites.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-14 10:58

>>24
so where can we follow you now?

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-14 11:04

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xj-E3himi4

what are you saying? you look abominable.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 2:58

>>26
you look abominable.
"adorable" spelled differently. you must work on your english, my jewish-russian friend.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 6:09

>>27
Get out.

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-15 9:02

>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-17 18:51

>>1
She is not a jew

source: me

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-17 19:52

>>1
She is a jew

source:>>30

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-17 22:26

>>31
you are a pedophile

source: sage, >>33 (dubs)

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-17 22:27

>>32-kun is right
now, check em

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-17 22:44

>>1

I am surprised that you fall in love with a human pig!

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-17 23:34

>>31
>le pedophile sage

>>33
>le pedophile honorifics

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-18 1:10

>>35
le pedophile quote

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-18 1:13

>>36
>le pedophile meme pipe

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-18 2:41

>>37
le pedophile calling the quite feature a meme pipe

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-18 2:53

>>34
he's not a betafag and a pedo

Name: Anonymous 2013-10-18 10:02

>>38
>le pedophile criticism

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