if you're socially awkward even slightly, women can smell that a mile away. most people acquired social skills once they started dating in high school. good luck.
>>7
hurr durr baby is virgin so whole life you will be a virgin
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Anonymous2013-05-14 21:26
it isn't even that hard to get laid, really.
find a popular happy hour and go there regularly. have a couple of drinks in some nice clothes and make some chitchat with people there. find a girl who's alone, get her chatty/horny, then feed her drinks. once she's good and ready, call a cab and whisk her away.
>>3
>implying there aren't any le socially awkward people of the female sex.
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Anonymous2013-05-14 23:02
>>10
chitchat is easy. just be as cliche as possible until you enter the realm of 'normalfaggot'.
i just came back from a happy hour and listened to some chick work it hard for some balding middle-management type. if he can get laid, so can you, OP. just lie out your ass and say you have some exciting startup! in the works, your real #yolopassion. people cling to liars hard, /* nigga */, and you best get with the program.
>>8
>LE HURR/G/URR! >>16
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>LE 2013
>NOT LE USING LE RE/G//G/IT MEMES
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>LE MUH MEMES
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>>11
The sentence ``A virgin telling another virgin what to do'' wasn't mentioned in >>9's post. Please check again and don't cite what hasn't been said.
I'm no virgin, but since i stopped having sex my programming skills have improved
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Anonymous2013-05-15 9:30
Hello /prog/
I am 20 years old and still virgin. In contrast with most virgins of this age I do not think that sex before marriage is immoral or dirty or anything. I just cannot get laid. I didn't even have a girlfriend so far. Not even a promissing date. I didn't get a chance to kiss a girl yet, let alone to feel her breasts etc.
>>34
Now you're firing indiscriminately.
Those medications must suck. You poor soul.
You are a valued member here though, we'll always be here for you, some of us will even appreciate you.
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Anonymous2013-05-15 15:45
just graduated with my bs and still a virgin 22
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Anonymous2013-05-15 16:24
>>36
Graduated my UK BSc at 20.
Doing MSc now in Comp Sec, graduating this year at 21.
Continuing hacking shit.
Get arrested by 25.
If prison sentence, I commit suicide. I'm not living in a prison for ``x'' years.
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Anonymous2013-05-15 17:23
>>37
Look on the bright side, at least if you go to prison you won't be a virgin anymore.
>>39
BSc Comp Sci
MSc Computer Security (forencis, pen testing and shit, pretty minor compared to what I do at home anyway)
>>38
I will die before I lose my virginity to prison scum.
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Anonymous2013-05-15 19:12
>>40
well i mean what did you do to get arrested? and what kind of stuff did you do at home?
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Anonymous2013-05-15 19:12
>>40
oh fuck i read that wrong
never mind, just what kind of stuff do you do at home?
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Anonymous2013-05-15 19:40
>>41 >>42
As in you get taught to use tools. Literally the whole ENTERPRISE bs. Report using standards yadayada. I am an ＥＸＰＥＲＴ C ＰＲＯＧＲＡＭＭＥＲ. I actually only have basic knowledge of LISP, can't really write exploits or anything for machines. C is the best lang in my opinion, you have ruby but I hate that shit, and python is for cunts. Part of anondymous, not the stupid LOIC DDOS shills, but some of the other more intelligent crackers. I doubt I'll get arrested, behind paid VPN, which I've read good reviews about, and how they openly admit they don't store any IPs as to prevent them getting in trouble with feds in case any of it's paid members do anything illegal, so I trust them. And yeah, VPN is amazingly fast, can't even notice it running on by box, seems like its directly connected to the net via modem.
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Anonymous2013-05-15 20:49
my cat is a virgin.
got him at a new born, and he's been an indoor cat since.
you think he lets that get him down?
hell nah, only betafags worry about the pussy.
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Anonymous2013-05-15 21:36
>>43 I doubt I'll get arrested, behind paid VPN, which I've read good reviews about, and how they openly admit they don't store any IPs as to prevent them getting in trouble with feds in case any of it's paid members do anything illegal, so I trust them.
quoted for trisomy
>>40 I will die before I lose my virginity to prison scum.
It's either that or dying a virgin. Your pick, you pimple-faced overweight pale neckbeard.
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Anonymous2013-05-15 21:40
I'm just wondering: have you guys ever craved cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a dick's head churning against your glottal stop?
Tell me I'm not alone.
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Anonymous2013-05-15 21:51
birthday not-programming!
I've turned 25 last weekend, and guess what? I was programming. ALSO, I AM NOT A VIRGIN. DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I AM NOT AN /B/ROTARD ATT HO.
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Anonymous2013-05-15 22:11
Learn magic and you can use it to seduce women easily... but please just get yourself one wife, every woman you use ends up damaged goods / a whore. Find yourself a virgin wife and stick with her for life. Make sure she's of your own race of course and not jewish.
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Anonymous2013-05-15 22:15
being circumkiked I don't really care anymore. sex is a joke.
I am turning 21 next month and I lost my virginity last month while super drunk.
IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU TOOOOOO
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Anonymous2013-05-15 23:44
>>54
Every time I've been super drunk, I've always gotten close but then get rejected or put into an awkward situation at the last moment, and nothing ever pans out.
>>57
That sort of trolling would be much more effective in the comments section of a radfem blog. Although I fear they might take you seriously.
>>58 Show me one ``non-nerd (sic) female'' that actually isn't pretending to like this stuff
Maybe if you went out of your basement once in a while you would see some. Hint: they usually don't identify as female online to avoid unwanted attention or special treatment.
and I find her attractive
Hm, you might be suffering from a case of "impossible requirements". Tell me, of the 20-40 year old females you see whenever you go outside to get groceries, what fraction do you find attractive?
>>59
Adria Richards is a retarded wannabe piece of humanities shit. I would even go as far as saying she might be a political "sciences" graduate.
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Anonymous2013-05-16 11:33
>That sort of trolling would be much more effective in the comments section of a radfem blog.
Actually it comes from the posts section of a regular feminazi blog, you twatcuntslutwhorebitchcumsuckerRAPEvictimPROSTITUTE.
>Maybe if you went out of your basement once in a while you would see some.
Trannies and failed startup spawning ``pythonista''s don't count. However, I'm not Yannick fils de pute, and anyway I'm sure he'll accept any videogame/animu loving trite tard. I mean it isn't like (#given-female-mathematician x) is going to give a dumb kike like Yannick the time of day anyway. I guess that isn't the point though, since he's expressing the desire to suck >>56's dick at the end.
Yannick, would you rather be dommed by Grace Hopper or suck >>56's dick daily? Look inside you are heart.
>>63 Actually it comes from the posts section of a regular feminazi blog, you twatcuntslutwhorebitchcumsuckerRAPEvictimPROSTITUTE.
Okay, new mission for you. Come up with something so exaggerated and extremist that even they will recognize it as sarcasm. Note that this might be impossible.
However, I'm not Yannick fils de pute, and anyway I'm sure he'll accept any videogame/animu loving trite tard. I mean it isn't like (#given-female-mathematician x) is going to give a dumb kike like Yannick the time of day anyway.
You might have been away for a while; we now know that Yannick's real name is Nikita Sadkov. He claims to be Russian and he has a VKontakte account imaginatively named "antisemitic".
Also could you please use proper shitchan quoting.
>>65
Yannick is that french faggot from /g/ who made all the threads about Lemote laptops. He also used to threaten us with his imaginary shotgun.
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Anonymous2013-05-16 14:25
>>67
That's Krueger. Yannick is the person he was admonishing. Are you one of those people that insist that Zelda is the name of the male protagonist in the eponymous game?
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Anonymous2013-05-16 15:11
>>68
No, but it's impossible to tell what's going on there because a) cockmouthed french and b) terrible english.
Same here... quite frankly, I don't know how I've managed. There's regularly some girl with a crush on me, and I haven't been able to score a girlfriend, not even sex. It's amazing how many times I've fucked up. But then again, they were pretty clumsy at this shit as well, or mentally unattractive, and I was slowly turning to stone emotionally this whole time, up until now (the "my life is shit, why can't I feel anything?!" kind, not the self-contented kind not-giving-a-fuck kind), so there's that.
>>78
Of course it doesn't, you silly. It's part the human experience, that's all. Getting defensive and preachy when people discuss it makes me think that you are not all that comfortable about forgoing it.
It's amazing you haven't gone back to /pro... ah, wait, never mind.