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just turned 25, still a virgin

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 20:03

damn

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 20:09

go fuck a touhou

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 20:12

if you're socially awkward even slightly, women can smell that a mile away. most people acquired social skills once they started dating in high school. good luck.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 20:12

>>3
;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 20:19

happy birthday

Name: Bobby the ButtTard 2013-05-14 20:47

>>3
whats are dating in highschool?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 20:47

once a virgin always a virgin

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 21:16

>>7
hurr durr baby is virgin so whole life you will be a virgin

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 21:26

it isn't even that hard to get laid, really. 

find a popular happy hour and go there regularly.  have a couple of drinks in some nice clothes and make some chitchat with people there.  find a girl who's alone, get her chatty/horny, then feed her drinks.  once she's good and ready, call a cab and whisk her away. 

then you can commit sex.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 21:36

>>9
chitchat
Gave up right there.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 21:40

>>9
A virgin telling another virgin what to do

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 22:02

get $200 and go to your local whorehouse

enjoy your 5 seconds of euphoria

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 22:17

>>12
whore

what a nasty misogynist word

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 22:33

>>11
I like to project my character

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 22:44

Why damn? You stop caring quick enough.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 22:51

>>3
>implying there aren't any le socially awkward people of the female sex.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 23:02

>>10
chitchat is easy.  just be as cliche as possible until you enter the realm of 'normalfaggot'. 

i just came back from a happy hour and listened to some chick work it hard for some balding middle-management type.  if he can get laid, so can you, OP.  just lie out your ass and say you have some exciting startup! in the works, your real #yolopassion.  people cling to liars hard, /* nigga */, and you best get with the program.

do you wanna hax anus or what?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 23:08

>>17
fuck off you nutcase same with op

sex is dumb and there's more important things to focus on

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 23:14

>>1
I'm 38 and a virgin. Go pretend you're special on Reddit.

>>2 is a nice suggestion though.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 23:19

>>8
>LE HURR/G/URR!
>>16
>LE IMPLYIN/G/ FACE!
LE E/G/IN MEMES /G/ROSKIS XDDDDDDDDDDDDD LELELELELELELELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>LE 2013
>NOT LE USING LE RE/G//G/IT MEMES
FUCKIN/G/ LEEEEEEL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>LE MUH MEMES
>MUHMUHS
XDDDDDDDDDDDD MUH IS THE FUNNY E/G/IN MEME BY LE /G/ENTOOS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>11
The sentence ``A virgin telling another virgin what to do'' wasn't mentioned in >>9's post. Please check again and don't cite what hasn't been said.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 23:34

>>20
your memes aren't funny weird samefag

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 23:37

>>21
LEEEEEEEEEEL U /G/OT /G/RUT/G/RUTED XDDDDSSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 5:18

5 more years and Wizardry is upon you. Have you learnt LISP yet?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 7:28

Not programming related.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 7:31

>>24
Of course it is!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 9:20

I'ma vorgin, I'MA VORGIN! I'MA VORGIN!
LEL

Fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 9:26

I'm no virgin, but since i stopped having sex my programming skills have improved

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 9:30

Hello /prog/

I am 20 years old and still virgin. In contrast with most virgins of this age I do not think that sex before marriage is immoral or dirty or anything. I just cannot get laid. I didn't even have a girlfriend so far. Not even a promissing date. I didn't get a chance to kiss a girl yet, let alone to feel her breasts etc.

Is that normal? Am I a total loser of what?

Bye

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 9:32

>>1                                                                         `
>being a virgin
>2011
shiggity diggity

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 9:50

>>29
What are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 10:41

>>28
fuck young fatties.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 10:47

>>21
You have no right to talk about someone being unfunny when you come from /g/, fagshit.

Also his purpose was not to be funny. Unlike /g/tards, not everyone tries to be funny every single fucking time they open their mouth.

In case you're wondering, you should go back there. I've heard reddit.com/r/technology is pretty le funny as well.

Name: /g/uy of /g/isbourne 2013-05-15 10:53

>>30
lel trikd u chekem dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 15:18

>>32
LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN POST GRO

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 15:20

>>34
Now you're firing indiscriminately.
Those medications must suck. You poor soul.
You are a valued member here though, we'll always be here for you, some of us will even appreciate you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 15:45

just graduated with my bs and still a virgin 22

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 16:24

>>36
Graduated my UK BSc at 20.
Doing MSc now in Comp Sec, graduating this year at 21.
Continuing hacking shit.
Get arrested by 25.
If prison sentence, I commit suicide. I'm not living in a prison for ``x'' years.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 17:23

>>37
Look on the bright side, at least if you go to prison you won't be a virgin anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 18:23

>>37
what did you do?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 18:46

>>39
BSc Comp Sci
MSc Computer Security (forencis, pen testing and shit, pretty minor compared to what I do at home anyway)

>>38
I will die before I lose my virginity to prison scum.
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