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just turned 25, still a virgin

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-14 20:03

damn

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 19:12

>>40
well i mean what did you do to get arrested? and what kind of stuff did you do at home?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 19:12

>>40
oh fuck i read that wrong
never mind, just what kind of stuff do you do at home?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 19:40

>>41
>>42
As in you get taught to use tools. Literally the whole ENTERPRISE bs. Report using standards yadayada. I am an EXPERT C PROGRAMMER. I actually only have basic knowledge of LISP, can't really write exploits or anything for machines. C is the best lang in my opinion, you have ruby but I hate that shit, and python is for cunts. Part of anondymous, not the stupid LOIC DDOS shills, but some of the other more intelligent crackers. I doubt I'll get arrested, behind paid VPN, which I've read good reviews about, and how they openly admit they don't store any IPs as to prevent them getting in trouble with feds in case any of it's paid members do anything illegal, so I trust them. And yeah, VPN is amazingly fast, can't even notice it running on by box, seems like its directly connected to the net via modem.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 20:49

my cat is a virgin.
got him at a new born, and he's been an indoor cat since.
you think he lets that get him down?
hell nah, only betafags worry about the pussy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 21:36

>>43
I doubt I'll get arrested, behind paid VPN, which I've read good reviews about, and how they openly admit they don't store any IPs as to prevent them getting in trouble with feds in case any of it's paid members do anything illegal, so I trust them.
quoted for trisomy

>>40
I will die before I lose my virginity to prison scum.
It's either that or dying a virgin. Your pick, you pimple-faced overweight pale neckbeard.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 21:40

I'm just wondering: have you guys ever craved cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a dick's head churning against your glottal stop?

Tell me I'm not alone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 21:51

birthday
not-programming!

I've turned 25 last weekend, and guess what?
I was programming. ALSO, I AM NOT A VIRGIN. DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I AM NOT AN /B/ROTARD ATT HO.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 22:11

Learn magic and you can use it to seduce women easily... but please just get yourself one wife, every woman you use ends up damaged goods / a whore. Find yourself a virgin wife and stick with her for life. Make sure she's of your own race of course and not jewish.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 22:15

being circumkiked I don't really care anymore. sex is a joke.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 22:48

oh god nikita is giving relationship advice.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 23:00

>>48
tribal monkey!

Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2013-05-15 23:01

*presses button tokill everyone in this thread*

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 23:02

I'm 31 and still a virgin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 23:16

I am turning 21 next month and I lost my virginity last month while super drunk.

IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU TOOOOOO

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 23:44

>>54
Every time I've been super drunk, I've always gotten close but then get rejected or put into an awkward situation at the last moment, and nothing ever pans out.

It is my fate.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-15 23:54

why do you retarded morons keep trying to hook up with non-nerd females.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 0:03

All intercourse, even consensual, is rape, so at least you're not a rapist OP. Unless you're a man, then you're born a rapist.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 5:28

>>56
non-nerd females
No such thing.

Show me one ``non-nerd female'' that actually isn't pretending to like this stuff and I find her attractive, and I'm willing to suck your dick daily.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 7:09

>>58
Adria Richards

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 8:28

>>58
non-nerd females
No such thing.

Wait, are you trying to say every female is a nerd?

Please proofread before hitting the Reply button.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 8:32

>>59
ur a sexist

not nice to imply that i have vagina

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 10:56

>>57
That sort of trolling would be much more effective in the comments section of a radfem blog. Although I fear they might take you seriously.

>>58
Show me one ``non-nerd (sic) female'' that actually isn't pretending to like this stuff
Maybe if you went out of your basement once in a while you would see some. Hint: they usually don't identify as female online to avoid unwanted attention or special treatment.

and I find her attractive
Hm, you might be suffering from a case of "impossible requirements". Tell me, of the 20-40 year old females you see whenever you go outside to get groceries, what fraction do you find attractive?

>>59
Adria Richards is a retarded wannabe piece of humanities shit. I would even go as far as saying she might be a political "sciences" graduate.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 11:33

>That sort of trolling would be much more effective in the comments section of a radfem blog.
Actually it comes from the posts section of a regular feminazi blog, you twatcuntslutwhorebitchcumsuckerRAPEvictimPROSTITUTE.

>Maybe if you went out of your basement once in a while you would see some.
Trannies and failed startup spawning ``pythonista''s don't count. However, I'm not Yannick fils de pute, and anyway I'm sure he'll accept any videogame/animu loving trite tard. I mean it isn't like (#given-female-mathematician x) is going to give a dumb kike like Yannick the time of day anyway. I guess that isn't the point though, since he's expressing the desire to suck >>56's dick at the end.
Yannick, would you rather be dommed by Grace Hopper or suck >>56's dick daily? Look inside you are heart.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 11:54

>>48
This is actually the best advice.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 11:57

>>63
Actually it comes from the posts section of a regular feminazi blog, you twatcuntslutwhorebitchcumsuckerRAPEvictimPROSTITUTE.
Okay, new mission for you. Come up with something so exaggerated and extremist that even they will recognize it as sarcasm. Note that this might be impossible.

However, I'm not Yannick fils de pute, and anyway I'm sure he'll accept any videogame/animu loving trite tard. I mean it isn't like (#given-female-mathematician x) is going to give a dumb kike like Yannick the time of day anyway.
You might have been away for a while; we now know that Yannick's real name is Nikita Sadkov. He claims to be Russian and he has a VKontakte account imaginatively named "antisemitic".

Also could you please use proper shitchan quoting.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 12:12

I just turned 66, check 'em.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 14:11

>>65
Yannick is that french faggot from /g/ who made all the threads about Lemote laptops. He also used to threaten us with his imaginary shotgun.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 14:25

>>67
That's Krueger. Yannick is the person he was admonishing. Are you one of those people that insist that Zelda is the name of the male protagonist in the eponymous game?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 15:11

>>68
No, but it's impossible to tell what's going on there because a) cockmouthed french and b) terrible english.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 15:21

>>69
Check your anglophone privilege.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 15:22

LE CONNARD ANGOLO ENCULER FAIR!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 16:52

Suce ma bite fils de pute.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 16:59

>>72
U MENA YANNICK FILS DE PUTE

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 17:12

Same here... quite frankly, I don't know how I've managed. There's regularly some girl with a crush on me, and I haven't been able to score a girlfriend, not even sex. It's amazing how many times I've fucked up. But then again, they were pretty clumsy at this shit as well, or mentally unattractive, and I was slowly turning to stone emotionally this whole time, up until now (the "my life is shit, why can't I feel anything?!" kind, not the self-contented kind not-giving-a-fuck kind), so there's that.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 17:45

wizardchan.org

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 17:55

Go back to /b/ please

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 18:14

<- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 18:23

>>74
It's amazing how you think your sex life defines your whole life.

It's amazing how you haven't gone back to Re/b//b/it yet.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-16 18:29

>>78
Of course it doesn't, you silly. It's part the human experience, that's all. Getting defensive and preachy when people discuss it makes me think that you are not all that comfortable about forgoing it.

It's amazing you haven't gone back to /pro... ah, wait, never mind.

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