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Tulpa Trouble Thread

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-29 22:04

So I made a tulpa of The Sussman a few months back. He was great at first, when we were getting to know each other and things hadn't gotten sexual yet. Now all he does is look over my shoulder while I code and makes annoying remarks saying I shouldn't do that, or that this can be rewritten, or ranting about magic, or telling me that his mere existence is unscientific and ultimately destructive. And the sex, oh god, the sex.... I know it's all in my head and that I'm not really being injured, but that makes it even worse, because I won't even really die from ... what he does to my body. I tried killing him off, but he just laughs at my efforts and tells me that I will never be free. He won't let me leave my house, and he beats me every time I try, then tells me to get back to work. I'm only able to type this now because he had to go out to buy some amphetamines to keep me awake while I work on his AI project (literally, his AI, because it has his personality), so he can have immortality.

Please, /prog/, help me!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 8:15

>>97
ebig xd
fug da polis ikr xdddd
My assumptions about /g/roskis are completely correct; they don't know how to behave and think the site is theirs. Have fun being a dumb shit. Also, have you ever thought that people like you are the reason your beloved /g/ died?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 8:19

>>98
>my clever BaBByCode shows how smart i am, dumbshits can't even copypaste sub tags

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 8:22

>>99
Who are you misquoting?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 8:25

>>100
>i am pretending the sub tags don't cause the text to shift down, look at my masterful ruse

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 8:28

>>95

You show a misunderstanding of tulpae, how the mind works, and of science as a whole. In any case, tulpae can be explained by information we already know:

1. The brain can act on what it believes to be true. If this were not true, placebos would do nothing every time.
2. Repeating an action can cause things to become instinctual. We perform certain actions without thinking about it because they have become a habit.
3. Hallucinations are possible.
4. Multiple personalities are possible.

1 and 2 create 3 and 4.

As for tulpae creating their own tulpae? Is it any surprise that the subconscious should have the same abilities as the conscious in this regard?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 8:30

>>101
Who are you misquoting?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 8:40

>>102
Okay, whatever reductionist ideas you have don't let it possess you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 8:44

>>103
>look at me, i cannot possibly..be the master of the ruse, i'm definitely not pretending to ignore that replies to a post quote it

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 9:01

>>105
I ask one last time: Who are you misquoting? I cannot find the text within your poorly formed quote anywhere in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 9:14

>>106
>i cannot be possibly that retarded as to not to look at the HTML source

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 9:41

>>107
Eh, whatever. If you enjoy posting incoherent crap after being insulted, go ahead.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 9:48

Note for people unfamiliar with "BBCODE":
Post >>98 contains two sections one of which visible as a normal post and the other has many sub tags embedded via BBCODE
which make the text to appear much lower than the first section.
the first section of >>98 is
>>97
ebig xd
fug da polis ikr xdddd
and the second is
My assumptions about /g/roskis are completely correct; they don't know how to behave and think the site is theirs. Have fun being a dumb shit. Also, have you ever thought that people like you are the reason your beloved /g/ died?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 10:07

>>109
Great work, Sherlock. I'm sure nobody except you noticed the big black string of mini characters below >>98-san's post.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 10:18

>>109
Note for people unfamiliar with "BBCODE":
You are on a board that claims BBCode and Scheme are the ``ultimate languages''. The only one you are explaining this to is idiots from /g/, a group of people you (as your unusual action of pointing out the completely obvious insinuates) probably belong to yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 10:27

>>111
The only one you are explaining this to
Note for elitists: /g/ is much larger than /prog/. The only one who don't need an explanation are regulars who know BBCODE(which is a subset of /prog/regulars).

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 10:45

>>112
/g/ is also much shittier than /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 10:57

The /g/ros are coming again.

Is this what being raped by a gay male feels like?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 11:22

>>114
>it was rape, check your privilege shitlord

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 11:25

>>92
We can already explain why/how they are the way they are with modern psychology and neuroscience.

No you cant.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 11:27

>>102
An education in pop-science reading does not make you an authority on mind or science.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 11:28

>>117
le neil degrasse tyson fan

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 11:29

>>114
I think so. We should contact the spammer again.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 11:32

>>119
I'm right here. I was gathering the articles, but if you need some Unicode, I'll do it now.

By the way, ~80% of the threads used for the previous necrobump were deleted. Like the last time, I'll try to use threads that don't mean anything for us.

See you on the Tabitha Catherine's shelter for more details.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 12:32

http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Tabitha_%E2%80%9CTablecat%E2%80%9D_Catherine%E2%80%99s_Super_Off-Table_Formula_VIP

le saovq face

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 12:35

>>121
It's ESAOVQIN TAMASIGN SAOVQRO XDDDDDDDDDDDDD you fucking retard.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 12:43

>>122
You still don't fit in yet.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 12:52

I missing /z/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 13:00

>>123
I'm barely making him recall his exact line. You can't be lel-cunt if you don't write TAMASIGN verbatim.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 13:05

>>125
fag

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 13:07

>>126
epic sage /g/ro!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 17:09

This may suprise you, but you're all my tulpas.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 17:12

>>128
Isn't there actually an entire branch of philosophy saying that we are all one?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 17:19

>>129
The word you are trying think of Winston, is solipsism.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 17:30

>>130
Actually, >>129-san is describing something closer to pantheism, where we are all god's tulpas. Mere solipism would imply that we were all his tulpas.

The two are not mutually exclusive, by the way.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 17:49

>>129
we are all one

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lc3PHGsyaHY

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 18:33

>>115
kill yourself niggercuntfag

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 20:30

>>104
Already let her do it. Several times. It's not a big deal.

>>117
I never claimed authority over anything, but what has authority to do with anything. I was merely stating already established facts and using a logical argument to tie them together to explain how and why tulpae can occur.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 20:49

>>134
You never mentioned any sort of ``established facts'' and it is clear you have never experienced a truly logical argument once in your life.

I pity you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 20:56

>>135

Are not the points I have made common knowledge? We know 1 is true because of the placebo effect, we know 2 is true because, well.. that's kind of how neurons work. Habitual actions form neuron connections in the brain. 3 and 4 are obvious by the very existence of schizophrenia and multiple personality syndrome.

If it is possible that a repeated action will become habitual, and that the brain can, among other things, form a secondary personality and a hallucination, why should it come as any surprise that a habitual forced hallucination and conversation with an entity one has created will eventually become subconscious and allow that entity to act on its own without being forced?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 20:56

>>132
Cute music!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 21:56

>>135

When you say things like "truly" and "I pity you," you sound like the kind of person who acts unsurprised when you tell them your astrological sign.  "Oh, Aquarius, I thought so.  There's a lot of emotion under there, isn't there?"  That kind of thing.  When you get mad, I'll bet you say, "I will end you."  Not "kill," which is odd enough given that we're on THE INTERNET, but no, it's got to be "end," like you're some teenage girl's ideal vampire boyfriend acting all soft-tough toward her ex.

Fuck, just make a good point and leave it at that.  That's how you win.  That's how you impress people.  Nothing else will ever do it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 22:04

>>138

I suppose the word edgy is overdone?

Name: SAGE 2013-08-24 22:15

>>138
THERE ARE NO FUCKING GOOD POINTS IN THIS THREAD OR ANY FUCKING GOOD ARGUMENT ABOUT ANYTHING ON 4CHAN OR /PROG/

FUCK YOU NIGGER
I'LL KILL YOU AND END YOU AT THE SAME TIME
END AND KILL
KILL AND END

FUCK IMPRESSING PEOPLE ESPECIALLY  WHEN THEY ARE PEOPLE YOU DON'T RESPECT
YOU LOSE, NOT ME, I ALWAYS WIN
YOU WIN AT NOTHING
YOUR WINS ARE MEANINGLESS
YOUR LACK OF INTELLIGENCE AND QUALITY EDUCATION OF EITHER IVY LEAGUE OR SELF-EDUCATION IS EVIDENT

FUCK DAWKINS

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 22:17

>>138
just make a good point
Don't say that, he will ``stop grasping at ad hominems, your strawman is a fallacy and the burden of projection is on your bias, stop projecting your projections on my projector'' and think he automatically won the argument.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 23:07

>>140
[lack of] EDUCATION OF EITHER IVY LEAGUE OR SELF-EDUCATION IS EVIDENT

uh huh?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-24 23:08

>>141
le lesswrong.com face
le reddit autist fedora face
le new atheist face

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 0:01

>>143
Well said, sir!  Well done!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 0:53

>>144
queer

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 1:01

>>137
Glad you like it!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MrNxmjqLhPw

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 1:16

>>146
1/10

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 10:29

>>147
http://blog-cdn.oricon.co.jp/_images/ysaigusa/m_28-55894.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 10:38

>>132
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

ALSA, WHY

WHY DID YOU AUTONOMOUSLY SET THE VOLUME TO 200% IN THAT MOMENT

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 11:38

Hahahaaha:

http://www.bullyonline.org/workbully/serial.htm

sometimes displays a seemingly limitless demonic energy especially when engaged in attention-seeking activities or evasion of accountability and is often a committeeaholic or apparent workaholic


Why is our society destroying normal male behavior?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 12:12

>>150
Please do not use italics to
quote

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 12:14

>>151
| I use italics as much as I wish

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 12:20

>>152
E/g/in meme pipes, /g/ro!
| tfw when le /g/ros post le memes
| le 2013 face.jp/g/ LLLLLEEEELLL XDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 12:21

>>152
Who are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 12:25

>>153
Oh wow, I didn't even realize he didn't quote correctly.'
| my le face when
xDDDD
``check 'em''

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 12:29

>>155

'
dick | man > hole

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-25 12:30

>>152
Look, we don't mind if you come here and read our shit threads.

But like they say in the imagereddits, please lurk more before posting.
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