Tulpa Trouble Thread

So I made a tulpa of The Sussman a few months back. He was great at first, when we were getting to know each other and things hadn't gotten sexual yet. Now all he does is look over my shoulder while I code and makes annoying remarks saying I shouldn't do that, or that this can be rewritten, or ranting about magic, or telling me that his mere existence is unscientific and ultimately destructive. And the sex, oh god, the sex.... I know it's all in my head and that I'm not really being injured, but that makes it even worse, because I won't even really die from ... what he does to my body. I tried killing him off, but he just laughs at my efforts and tells me that I will never be free. He won't let me leave my house, and he beats me every time I try, then tells me to get back to work. I'm only able to type this now because he had to go out to buy some amphetamines to keep me awake while I work on his AI project (literally, his AI, because it has his personality), so he can have immortality.

Please, /prog/, help me!

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THERE ARE NO FUCKING GOOD POINTS IN THIS THREAD OR ANY FUCKING GOOD ARGUMENT ABOUT ANYTHING ON 4CHAN OR /PROG/

FUCK YOU NIGGER
I'LL KILL YOU AND END YOU AT THE SAME TIME
END AND KILL
KILL AND END

FUCK IMPRESSING PEOPLE ESPECIALLY  WHEN THEY ARE PEOPLE YOU DON'T RESPECT
YOU LOSE, NOT ME, I ALWAYS WIN
YOU WIN AT NOTHING
YOUR WINS ARE MEANINGLESS
YOUR LACK OF INTELLIGENCE AND QUALITY EDUCATION OF EITHER IVY LEAGUE OR SELF-EDUCATION IS EVIDENT

FUCK DAWKINS