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Awesome dream

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 8:45

Last night i had a dream of me having a flying bicycle. I could do "trial" stunts, but if i pedaled harder the bike floated in the air.

Also i fought a bunch of monsters with worms in  their mouths, together with a RPG like party. And we killed Steve Buschemi!

And the scenery was gorgeous, green mountains and crystaline water.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 11:36

Every time i dream about flying i have to dodge the damn electric cables in the street :S

Sadly i can't fly too high so the cables are always a problem.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 13:03

I'd totally let Leah Culver suck my dick, if you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 13:04

>>3
le culver face

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 14:04

>>3
I don't. Please explain.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 15:19

>>5
That means that if I ever met Leah Culver and if she asked me: "oh Anon, do you want me to suck your cock?", I'd totally say "yes go on".
Get it?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 15:29

>>6
Oh. If any girl said that to me, I'd probably be all "err, umm, are you making fun of me?" and quickly disappear from her sight, trying to hide my slightly red face. At home I'd masturbate to the thought of her and her friends laughing at me while kicking and spitting on me while I lay on the ground.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 15:36

>>6
I don't follow.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 15:57

>>2
Just put the cables underground.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 16:12

>>6
She'd have to charm me first. She would have to make me believe she really likes me for me and that I can trust her before I would let her have access to my dick. And that would not be easy, let me tell you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 16:24

>>10
Believe me, it wouldn't be as hard as you think it is.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 16:54

>>11
Believe me, it would be harder than you can ever imagine. You think I could ever take someone who actually uses Python seriously? Or ever trust them? Especially as a woman? LEL. That would be like writing missions critical software in javascript.

She would have to start with reading the entirety of SICP and do all the exercises, and it would have to be all in my presence so I know she isn't cheating and pulling them off the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 8:43

>>1
In my dreams i never fly ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 8:53

>>10
Women can have as many dicks as they want. They just have to smile and give a horny look. Nature does the rest.

Also, PHP sucks

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 10:50

>a horny look
honney face/dignified face?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 10:58

At home I'd masturbate to the thought of her and her friends laughing at me while kicking and spitting on me while I lay on the ground.

Why can't I find a cute programmer girl to beat me up and abuse me and undermine my programming skills. ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 11:08

>>16
>programmer
>girl
choose one

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 11:08

>>16
inb4 adria richards

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 11:13

>>18
Niggerkikeslut is not a programmer. Public relations blowjobs or some shit. And she was doing it wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 11:26

>>19
lel so mad

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 11:29

>>20
lel its true
I mad

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 11:35

>>16
Try Shane Lee Chaim, she looks like she would be into that kind of butch shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 11:37

>>22
He said "cute".

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 12:49

>>14
only cute ones

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 15:24

>>22
Shane Lee Chaim

Who is this? No results at all on Google.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 15:28

I had a dream where God told me how to write a random BBcode generator. I still haven't woken up.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 16:26

>>25
It helps if you /polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 20:10

I autofellated in my dream last night.
I give a mean blowjob, apparently.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 7:58

>>1
Why the fuck did you kill Steve Buschemi?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 10:00

>>17
I know a female programmer (PhD) that does her job and her husband's too. She was brilliant but sadly married a perfect mental midget and helped him doing all his research... Today she's very ill, near insane, and he still haven't finished his PhD.

Anyway, no one read SICP. No love for programming.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 13:46

>>30
she should have taken /prog/'s advice:
DON'T HELP HIM

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 13:51

>>30
I know that already. You work with PhD niggers, female programmers, transsexual astrophysicists, unicorn lispers... Your neighbor has Down syndrome but he won the Fields medal. Right.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 13:55

>>30

academia == kikes

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 15:07

>>32
You forgot the sober and intelligent russian.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 16:07

>>34
His name is Nikita Sadkov.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 16:30

Based Nikita is Based.
#SWAG #RARE #SYMTA

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 16:39

>>35
But I'm not intelligent. I get banned everywhere, just for telling them truth, like in https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1365366959

I have numerous of these copipes and faggots always ban me, when I post them. They also ban me for posting antisemitic comments.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 16:41

>>37
In general, intelligent people, like Jews, never tell truth and always lie.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 17:54

>>38
Oh boy, got another one of those edgy highschoolers thinking they are a genius and a sociopath.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 18:18

>>17
who the fuck are you ``quotin/g/'' fa/g/shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 18:21

>>37
You haven't been banned from here, and moot is a gigantic JEW.

How do you explain that Nikita?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 18:54

>>34-35
Of course he's sober, the Qur'an explicitly forbids alcohol.

>>38
In general, intelligent people, like Jews, never tell truth and always lie.
Ho-boy, we got a genious here.

>>39
That is offensive to both edgy people and highschoolers.

Name: edgy highschooler 2013-04-10 18:56

>>39
Please don't associate me with >>38

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 19:00

In truth, JEWS NEVER tell the truth and always lie and commit criminal acts against non-jews.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 19:03

In truth, RUSSIANS NEVER wash and always lie and commit criminal acts against non-russians everyone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 19:17

>>41
1. Moot doesn't care about textboards.
2. Mods ain't interested in /prog/
3. Even if Moot finds interested mod, he will ban everyone, then gets bored and leaves /prog/
4. If /prog/ gets heavy moderation, I'll just move to other boards, so it will turn into cat-and-mouse game.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 19:22

I love JEWS.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 20:04

>>46
1. you are fucking retarded
2. you are fucking retarded
3. you are fucking retarded
4. you are fucking retarded

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 20:15

>>48
Anyway, if you want me banned - attract more traffic to textboards, so Moot will see their worth. Start with advertising  /prog/ on IRC and /g/ as a secret elite board for haxxorz.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 20:15

>>49
replacing one kind of spam with another doesn't sound like a viable solution.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 20:18

>>50
But you will finally get your "programming" discussion with numerous aspiring young people, asking how to hack Facebook and write video games.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 20:21

>>51
It's hard too choose which is more annoying. But since you're human and are unable to post 24h a day, that means that you are not shitting this board up for at least a few hours each day. That's better than a constant /g/ occupation.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 20:29

>>52
Actually, when I wake up in the morning, I write all my posts and how a python program post them throughout the day. I also have a few hundred in reserve in case I'm not able to get to writing new ones in time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 20:36

>>53
could you use a tripcode plz or at least include a specific string in your posts? I want to be able to filter them more easily and accurately be able to follow your exposition of the jewish fraud more closely.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 20:40

>>53
actually why don't you just create your own textboard? make it a hidden service so that it doesn't show up on google the jews can't catch you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 21:50

>>53
You actually write those? I just assumed it was a (drunk) markov chain made by Mentifex (the ``AI'') that was crapflooding us.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 21:53

>>52
If you think Nikita is more annoying than the /g/ shits, you should [/polecat kegabs/ right the fuck now.

No, I'm not the insufferable raghead, but I'd rather have one thousand exploding nigger Russians than a single /g/ shitstain.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 21:57

>>57                          `
>le mfw I totally agree

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 21:59

>>57
>implying your not a huge faggot
lmfao

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 1:59

/g/ here, I love /g/ews
le shalom face :o)

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 2:01

my shamoles

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 8:28

>>47
I love JEWS.
If you love Jews - move to America
If you love Zionist Jews - move to Israel
If you love Arabs - move to Palestine
If you love Commies - move to North Korea
If you love Niggers - move to Africa (not South)
If you love Nazis - move to Europe
If you love Japanese - move to Japan.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 8:31

If you love drunk bydlo - move to Russia.
If you love cheap whores - move to Ukraine.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 10:48

>>62
Give me the money and I'll gladly move to Israel.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 11:26

>>64
Ask Jews for money.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 12:05

>>65
Which is why I'm asking you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 13:04

>>66
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 13:19

>>67
Do you also blame the jews for your mental retardation?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 13:28

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 14:38

>>69
There is no amount of getting used to that will make me accept Nikita's mental retardation.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 14:44

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 14:51

>>71
Nikita isn't even interested in the quest for knowledge.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 15:41

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 16:19

>>72
Actually, Nikita tried to enter school, but they mistook him for pedophile and Nikita now faces charges of child molestation.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 16:31

>>71
The comments to this entry are closed.
v_v

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 16:44

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 16:48

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 18:07

>>62
America is pretty big.... and not everyone loves jews either..... other countries in America just don't care.

So don't generalize when talking about America.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 18:10

>>78
lel canuck faggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 18:13

>>78
Please don't abuse ellipsis.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 18:18

>>80
Don't worry! He know what he is doing - he is from /g/.

Name: OP 2013-04-11 18:52

hey what the fuck are you doing to my thread!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 20:24

>>82
Fscking it like you did with your rpg-7 in the mouths of worm mothers.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-12 15:01

DONT LET YOUR DREAMS DIE

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-14 16:50

>>19
* AfricanAmericanIsraeliAmericanSexPositiveFeminist
>>32
* African Americans
>>62
* African Americans

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