Awesome dream

Last night i had a dream of me having a flying bicycle. I could do "trial" stunts, but if i pedaled harder the bike floated in the air.

Also i fought a bunch of monsters with worms in  their mouths, together with a RPG like party. And we killed Steve Buschemi!

And the scenery was gorgeous, green mountains and crystaline water.

At home I'd masturbate to the thought of her and her friends laughing at me while kicking and spitting on me while I lay on the ground.

Why can't I find a cute programmer girl to beat me up and abuse me and undermine my programming skills. ;_;