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Awesome dream

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 8:45

Last night i had a dream of me having a flying bicycle. I could do "trial" stunts, but if i pedaled harder the bike floated in the air.

Also i fought a bunch of monsters with worms in  their mouths, together with a RPG like party. And we killed Steve Buschemi!

And the scenery was gorgeous, green mountains and crystaline water.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 18:21

>>37
You haven't been banned from here, and moot is a gigantic JEW.

How do you explain that Nikita?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 18:54

>>34-35
Of course he's sober, the Qur'an explicitly forbids alcohol.

>>38
In general, intelligent people, like Jews, never tell truth and always lie.
Ho-boy, we got a genious here.

>>39
That is offensive to both edgy people and highschoolers.

Name: edgy highschooler 2013-04-10 18:56

>>39
Please don't associate me with >>38

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 19:00

In truth, JEWS NEVER tell the truth and always lie and commit criminal acts against non-jews.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 19:03

In truth, RUSSIANS NEVER wash and always lie and commit criminal acts against non-russians everyone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 19:17

>>41
1. Moot doesn't care about textboards.
2. Mods ain't interested in /prog/
3. Even if Moot finds interested mod, he will ban everyone, then gets bored and leaves /prog/
4. If /prog/ gets heavy moderation, I'll just move to other boards, so it will turn into cat-and-mouse game.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 19:22

I love JEWS.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 20:04

>>46
1. you are fucking retarded
2. you are fucking retarded
3. you are fucking retarded
4. you are fucking retarded

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 20:15

>>48
Anyway, if you want me banned - attract more traffic to textboards, so Moot will see their worth. Start with advertising  /prog/ on IRC and /g/ as a secret elite board for haxxorz.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 20:15

>>49
replacing one kind of spam with another doesn't sound like a viable solution.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 20:18

>>50
But you will finally get your "programming" discussion with numerous aspiring young people, asking how to hack Facebook and write video games.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 20:21

>>51
It's hard too choose which is more annoying. But since you're human and are unable to post 24h a day, that means that you are not shitting this board up for at least a few hours each day. That's better than a constant /g/ occupation.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 20:29

>>52
Actually, when I wake up in the morning, I write all my posts and how a python program post them throughout the day. I also have a few hundred in reserve in case I'm not able to get to writing new ones in time.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 20:36

>>53
could you use a tripcode plz or at least include a specific string in your posts? I want to be able to filter them more easily and accurately be able to follow your exposition of the jewish fraud more closely.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 20:40

>>53
actually why don't you just create your own textboard? make it a hidden service so that it doesn't show up on google the jews can't catch you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 21:50

>>53
You actually write those? I just assumed it was a (drunk) markov chain made by Mentifex (the ``AI'') that was crapflooding us.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 21:53

>>52
If you think Nikita is more annoying than the /g/ shits, you should [/polecat kegabs/ right the fuck now.

No, I'm not the insufferable raghead, but I'd rather have one thousand exploding nigger Russians than a single /g/ shitstain.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 21:57

>>57                          `
>le mfw I totally agree

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 21:59

>>57
>implying your not a huge faggot
lmfao

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 1:59

/g/ here, I love /g/ews
le shalom face :o)

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 2:01

my shamoles

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 8:28

>>47
I love JEWS.
If you love Jews - move to America
If you love Zionist Jews - move to Israel
If you love Arabs - move to Palestine
If you love Commies - move to North Korea
If you love Niggers - move to Africa (not South)
If you love Nazis - move to Europe
If you love Japanese - move to Japan.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 8:31

If you love drunk bydlo - move to Russia.
If you love cheap whores - move to Ukraine.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 10:48

>>62
Give me the money and I'll gladly move to Israel.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 11:26

>>64
Ask Jews for money.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 12:05

>>65
Which is why I'm asking you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 13:04

>>66
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 13:19

>>67
Do you also blame the jews for your mental retardation?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 13:28

>>68
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M--xOyGUX4

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 14:38

>>69
There is no amount of getting used to that will make me accept Nikita's mental retardation.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 14:44

>>70
http://thehumanodyssey.typepad.com/neurodiversity_the_book/2010/01/woman-with-down-syndrome-graduates-from-college.html

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 14:51

>>71
Nikita isn't even interested in the quest for knowledge.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 15:41

>>71
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_with_fraudulent_diplomas

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 16:19

>>72
Actually, Nikita tried to enter school, but they mistook him for pedophile and Nikita now faces charges of child molestation.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 16:31

>>71
The comments to this entry are closed.
v_v

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 16:44

>>71>>73
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwPWoObqO-Y

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 16:48

>>71>>73
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdXZe9VVyW4

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 18:07

>>62
America is pretty big.... and not everyone loves jews either..... other countries in America just don't care.

So don't generalize when talking about America.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 18:10

>>78
lel canuck faggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-11 18:13

>>78
Please don't abuse ellipsis.
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