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Awesome dream

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 8:45

Last night i had a dream of me having a flying bicycle. I could do "trial" stunts, but if i pedaled harder the bike floated in the air.

Also i fought a bunch of monsters with worms in  their mouths, together with a RPG like party. And we killed Steve Buschemi!

And the scenery was gorgeous, green mountains and crystaline water.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 11:36

Every time i dream about flying i have to dodge the damn electric cables in the street :S

Sadly i can't fly too high so the cables are always a problem.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 13:03

I'd totally let Leah Culver suck my dick, if you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 13:04

>>3
le culver face

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 14:04

>>3
I don't. Please explain.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 15:19

>>5
That means that if I ever met Leah Culver and if she asked me: "oh Anon, do you want me to suck your cock?", I'd totally say "yes go on".
Get it?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 15:29

>>6
Oh. If any girl said that to me, I'd probably be all "err, umm, are you making fun of me?" and quickly disappear from her sight, trying to hide my slightly red face. At home I'd masturbate to the thought of her and her friends laughing at me while kicking and spitting on me while I lay on the ground.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 15:36

>>6
I don't follow.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 15:57

>>2
Just put the cables underground.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 16:12

>>6
She'd have to charm me first. She would have to make me believe she really likes me for me and that I can trust her before I would let her have access to my dick. And that would not be easy, let me tell you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 16:24

>>10
Believe me, it wouldn't be as hard as you think it is.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-08 16:54

>>11
Believe me, it would be harder than you can ever imagine. You think I could ever take someone who actually uses Python seriously? Or ever trust them? Especially as a woman? LEL. That would be like writing missions critical software in javascript.

She would have to start with reading the entirety of SICP and do all the exercises, and it would have to be all in my presence so I know she isn't cheating and pulling them off the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 8:43

>>1
In my dreams i never fly ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 8:53

>>10
Women can have as many dicks as they want. They just have to smile and give a horny look. Nature does the rest.

Also, PHP sucks

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 10:50

>a horny look
honney face/dignified face?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 10:58

At home I'd masturbate to the thought of her and her friends laughing at me while kicking and spitting on me while I lay on the ground.

Why can't I find a cute programmer girl to beat me up and abuse me and undermine my programming skills. ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 11:08

>>16
>programmer
>girl
choose one

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 11:08

>>16
inb4 adria richards

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 11:13

>>18
Niggerkikeslut is not a programmer. Public relations blowjobs or some shit. And she was doing it wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 11:26

>>19
lel so mad

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 11:29

>>20
lel its true
I mad

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 11:35

>>16
Try Shane Lee Chaim, she looks like she would be into that kind of butch shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 11:37

>>22
He said "cute".

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 12:49

>>14
only cute ones

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 15:24

>>22
Shane Lee Chaim

Who is this? No results at all on Google.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 15:28

I had a dream where God told me how to write a random BBcode generator. I still haven't woken up.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 16:26

>>25
It helps if you /polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-09 20:10

I autofellated in my dream last night.
I give a mean blowjob, apparently.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 7:58

>>1
Why the fuck did you kill Steve Buschemi?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 10:00

>>17
I know a female programmer (PhD) that does her job and her husband's too. She was brilliant but sadly married a perfect mental midget and helped him doing all his research... Today she's very ill, near insane, and he still haven't finished his PhD.

Anyway, no one read SICP. No love for programming.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 13:46

>>30
she should have taken /prog/'s advice:
DON'T HELP HIM

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 13:51

>>30
I know that already. You work with PhD niggers, female programmers, transsexual astrophysicists, unicorn lispers... Your neighbor has Down syndrome but he won the Fields medal. Right.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 13:55

>>30

academia == kikes

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 15:07

>>32
You forgot the sober and intelligent russian.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 16:07

>>34
His name is Nikita Sadkov.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 16:30

Based Nikita is Based.
#SWAG #RARE #SYMTA

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 16:39

>>35
But I'm not intelligent. I get banned everywhere, just for telling them truth, like in https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1365366959

I have numerous of these copipes and faggots always ban me, when I post them. They also ban me for posting antisemitic comments.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 16:41

>>37
In general, intelligent people, like Jews, never tell truth and always lie.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 17:54

>>38
Oh boy, got another one of those edgy highschoolers thinking they are a genius and a sociopath.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-10 18:18

>>17
who the fuck are you ``quotin/g/'' fa/g/shit

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