Nikita: An ugly Slav with pasty skin and a balding head. He has a worn face from wearing a permanent scowl for years.
^^-kun: A nervous nerdy type of guy. He wears thick glasses and carries a inhaler around all the time. He tries to keep a chipper attitude (because of the xanex that he loves so much) but is dying inside slowly.
LEL-cunt: A black neurotypical. He isn't a programmer, but used MS Access once.
Shotgun-cretin: A Muslim living in France. He is quick to violence and regularly murders people, but he feels guilty and champions rights online.
Cudder-sama: A handsome, swag motherfucka, pulling in $500k a year and fucking bitches all day long. Scored a 291 on an IQ test and can run a 3 minute mile. He reprogrammed the computer on his car to go 500km/h and get 731mpg. But he has a dark secret. In the basement beneath his home is a collection of people that he collected off the street and uses as his personal harem and farm. He takes pleasure in killing people and eating them.
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Anonymous2013-02-22 14:33
>>1 Nikita: An ugly Slav with pasty skin and a balding head. He has a worn face from wearing a permanent scowl for years.
But that's exactly how he looks. Haven't you seen his pictures?
^^-kun is probably that obnoxious weeaboo that sits on one side of the classroom and makes unfunny and worthless comments/questions every time the professor mentions anything related to mathematics or Matlab/Octave. Yes, he loves Xanax.
LEL-cunt: A NIGGER that comes from /g/.
Shotgun-cretin: Nikita's lost brother. His breath smells of snails and cum.
Cudder-sama: A Jewish woman that died in her struggle against the infidels- wait fuck that's the ragheads.
A Jewish woman that died on the hands of a warrior of Allah. She was so beautiful YHWH decided to send her to Gensokyo. Now she's a cute Jewish youkai who's in charge of the maintenance for the Hakurei mainframe. She also sells shikigami (also known as ``microprocessors'') for a living. Because of her, KEINE THE COW is giving computer architecture classes.
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Anonymous2013-02-22 14:54
I like to imagine we are cute little fairies in an as-yet unmentioned part of Gensokyo, playful scheming against each other.
>>11
chen is a domesticated nekomata, while it's not wrong to be domesticated, i suppose there, in the as-yet unmentioned part of gensokyo infested with scheme-knowing fairies there should be packs of wild python-knowing nekomatas
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Anonymous2013-02-22 21:32
Nikita: Typical slav in a tracksuit, the only difference is that he puts on his wizard robe when coding
^^-kun: No idea, but probably a fag
LEL-cunt: Forum slider sent from Reddit.
Shotgun-cretin: who?
Cudder-sama: Transexual since women can not into computers
>>1
I'm white, I do program, and I've never used MS Access (don't even know what that is).
>>2
I've been to /g/, but I don't care about desktop wallpapers and battle stations enough to enjoy it.
>>12
I guess I'm average, if ``LLLLLLEEEEEEEEELELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I LIEK ANIMU N JAPANESE CULTURE AND I"M LIEK SOOOOOOOOO AUTISTIC BECAUSE 3DPD IS SO DISGUSTING XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LELLLLE I"M SUCH A NEET XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD'' is extraordinary, then yeah, I'm pretty average.
What the fuck? Is it hard to keep your mouth shut? You really like to talk shit you don't even know about. If you want attention and randum^^ friendsXD, you could try Reddit or Gaia.
>>18
I think you've been far too long on /jp/. Even if you hate them with a passion, it's a fact that you have learned their customs. And why did you even start browsing Reddit?
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Anonymous2013-02-22 22:41
>>16
Dude, you're not being clever nor funny. Why do you do that?
>>20
I've only been to /jp/ once to inquire about dating sims, to which I simply got flamed for not calling them ``eroge'' or something fobby and stupid.
I learned about /jp/ culture through the textboards, as the textboards seem to have attracted /jp/-scum looking for an English language 2ch so they feel more nipponese.
>>20
Oh, and I only started browsing Reddit because everybody talks about it so it piqued my curiosity. Sorry, I'm not once of those people who says ``some random strangers on the internet hate something I've never heard of, I better hate it too!'' As an adult and an individual I like to make my own decisions.
What keeps me away from it is their obsessive need for attention, their futile tries to make unfunny word plays (and in general unfunny everything) every time they open their mouth, their retarded use of epic image macromemes and the disadvantages a vote-based system always brings, such as the desperate need for upboats, degrading the overall quality.
No, I don't hate it just because ``some random strangers on the internet hate something I've never heard of, I better hate it too!'', but you sure are late to the Reddit hate bandwagon.
Textboards have imported many traits from 2ch. They're inherently weeaboo. Look at SAoVQ, 4-ch, 6ch/sageru and maybe tablecat.
Of course, textboard users are prone to be exposed to Japanese entertainment, and this is why you get whch 2hu wud u fuk threads on /prog/. Then those people go to /jp/ and other related imageboards.
>>22
As far as I know, /jp/ hates people who want to be more nipponese.
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Anonymous2013-02-22 23:17
>>21
Because he's a fucking immature retarded cunt.
>>22
So you went to an elitist ``community'', you got flamed and you are still offended. Come on, that's the expected response from a bunch of autists. That's like coming here and asking for homework help.
Shlomo: sloped-forehead hook-nosed Jew without any programming talent. uses javascript, FIOC, C++, and VB. has hundreds of thousands of karma on stack overshit and le github. a former lover of Joel Spolsky. has a high managerial position in a jewish-owned technology company. visits /prog/ in order to defend israel and call anonymous posters Nazis or Muslims.
>>24
Well I have yet to be really immersed in Reddit culture. I typically view a few of the images on the front page and go about me day. I only read the comments if it's an AMA or something. Although last night I found a board full of racist jokes and that kept me entertained for a bit. It certainly wasn't anything like the stereotypical Reddit I've heard so much about.
u.u Clan : cult of sussman, sworn enemy of ^^ guy, showing signs of terminal physical dependence of impediment syndrome, and can only code in recursive prose.. possibly also a pack of rabid israelis with ties to the neo-nazi underworld.. Should be insulted with extreme caution, but insulted none-the-less. Oppositors of love and of freedom.
=D
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Anonymous2013-02-23 3:11
Nikita: Sorry. I rarely look at mirror.
^^-kun: A fat guy, who watches all ongoing anime and faps to his enormous figurine collection.
Chaim-kun (same as Kodek-gallery programmer): role-plays a kike, imagining how smart he is, while in practice he is just an average programmer, maintaining some COBOL code.
Cudder-sama: lowly assembly hobbyist, working at Intel, just because kikes there need a janitor. Secretly dreams to marry an Israeli girl and undergo circumcision.
Shlomo: he doesn't visit /prog/ or imageboards, because he is too busy IRL, making money and ruling this stupid world.
>>36
>all dialog and text are taken sequentially from /prog/ threads http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1361548272/12
>does anyone else become conscious of their balls touching the chair when they sit up straight?
I sometimes feel sad that I'm not a celebrity here
nor have I done anything notable apart from shitpost, create the jetpacking chinese SJIS art and the recursive LISP thing.
Who are we missing here?
A couple of gimmick personalities like FFP. There used to be a ccrossdresser and Frozenvoid, and not to forget the Weed guy. There is the Touhou guy and a few pedophiles. There is the sagebomber, the chinkspammer, and the actual spammer that provides us with cheaplolisisters. The homework help people are similar enough that we can group the into a single person.
Why do you post so many soundcloud links here, retard-kun? Nobody ever clicks those. i do ^^ XDDD LEEEL
This is the most retarded thing I've read in months.