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How do you imagine /prog/riders?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 13:07

Nikita: An ugly Slav with pasty skin and a balding head. He has a worn face from wearing a permanent scowl for years.

^^-kun: A nervous nerdy type of guy. He wears thick glasses and carries a inhaler around all the time. He tries to keep a chipper attitude (because of the xanex that he loves so much) but is dying inside slowly.

LEL-cunt: A black neurotypical. He isn't a programmer, but used MS Access once.

Shotgun-cretin: A Muslim living in France. He is quick to violence and regularly murders people, but he feels guilty and champions rights online.

Cudder-sama: A handsome, swag motherfucka, pulling in $500k a year and fucking bitches all day long. Scored a 291 on an IQ test and can run a 3 minute mile. He reprogrammed the computer on his car to go 500km/h and get 731mpg. But he has a dark secret. In the basement beneath his home is a collection of people that he collected off the street and uses as his personal harem and farm. He takes pleasure in killing people and eating them.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 14:33

>>1
Nikita: An ugly Slav with pasty skin and a balding head. He has a worn face from wearing a permanent scowl for years.
But that's exactly how he looks. Haven't you seen his pictures?

^^-kun is probably that obnoxious weeaboo that sits on one side of the classroom and makes unfunny and worthless comments/questions every time the professor mentions anything related to mathematics or Matlab/Octave. Yes, he loves Xanax.

LEL-cunt: A NIGGER that comes from /g/.

Shotgun-cretin: Nikita's lost brother. His breath smells of snails and cum.

Cudder-sama: A Jewish woman that died in her struggle against the infidels- wait fuck that's the ragheads.

A Jewish woman that died on the hands of a warrior of Allah. She was so beautiful YHWH decided to send her to Gensokyo. Now she's a cute Jewish youkai who's in charge of the maintenance for the Hakurei mainframe. She also sells shikigami (also known as ``microprocessors'') for a living. Because of her, KEINE THE COW is giving computer architecture classes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 14:54

I like to imagine we are cute little fairies in an as-yet unmentioned part of Gensokyo, playful scheming against each other.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 15:15

>>3
Is Shlomo a cute fairy?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 15:20

>>4
scheming against each other.
Yes, Shlomo is a fairy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 15:33

>>5
Heavy is Anastasia, Russian princess... is serious historical COSTUME!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 17:31

Shlomo: An average gentile who enjoys fucking with the paranoid Americans.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 17:34

>>7
Nikita is far from American.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 17:40

>>8
Yes

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 18:23

>>3

>I like to imagine we are cute little fairies in an as-yet unmentioned part of Gensokyo, playful scheming against each other.

i don't like wings and scheme is too hard for me, can i be a stupid nekomata who knows python

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 18:41

>>10
Yes

Chen is fucking SHIT anyway

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 20:24

Nikita: Some weak, underweight wiener who's scared of his own shadow and probably gets raped on a daily basis by Jewish people.

^^-kun, LEL-cunt: Probably 'average'.

Shotgun-cretin: Dunno who that is.

Cudder-sama: Old lady with gray hair.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 20:48

>>12
>Old lady with gray hair.
...and multiple anuses

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 21:26

>>11
chen is a domesticated nekomata, while it's not wrong to be domesticated, i suppose there, in the as-yet unmentioned part of gensokyo infested with scheme-knowing fairies there should be packs of wild python-knowing nekomatas

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 21:32

Nikita: Typical slav in a tracksuit, the only difference is that he puts on his wizard robe when coding

^^-kun: No idea, but probably a fag

LEL-cunt: Forum slider sent from Reddit.

Shotgun-cretin: who?

Cudder-sama:  Transexual since women can not into computers

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 21:36

nikita: Eugene Podkletnov's Protege, yet to perfect ufo's flight software ^^

cudder: Spunky lady in her early 30's, often found on webcam chat making younger men beg, while haxing their anii's into her global bot-net ^^

shotgun-sun: Went to uni, but now filled with rage after being taught FIOC, java, and sick-pea by the sussman ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 21:56

>>16
you are so fucking annoying

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 22:28

LEL-cunt here.

>>1
I'm white, I do program, and I've never used MS Access (don't even know what that is).

>>2
I've been to /g/, but I don't care about desktop wallpapers and battle stations enough to enjoy it.

>>12
I guess I'm average, if ``LLLLLLEEEEEEEEELELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I LIEK ANIMU N JAPANESE CULTURE AND I"M LIEK SOOOOOOOOO AUTISTIC BECAUSE 3DPD IS SO DISGUSTING XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LELLLLE I"M SUCH A NEET XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD'' is extraordinary, then yeah, I'm pretty average.

>>15
I only started browsing Reddit a week ago.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 22:34

>>14
and then there's the big tits kitsune that can emulate a lisp machine in her head to calculate 2^1000 using lambda calculus and church numerals

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 22:39

>>16
cudder: Spunky lady in her early 30's
No.

What the fuck? Is it hard to keep your mouth shut? You really like to talk shit you don't even know about. If you want attention and randum^^ friendsXD, you could try Reddit or Gaia.

>>18
I think you've been far too long on /jp/. Even if you hate them with a passion, it's a fact that you have learned their customs. And why did you even start browsing Reddit?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 22:41

>>16
Dude, you're not being clever nor funny. Why do you do that?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 22:46

>>20
I've only been to /jp/ once to inquire about dating sims, to which I simply got flamed for not calling them ``eroge'' or something fobby and stupid.

I learned about /jp/ culture through the textboards, as the textboards seem to have attracted /jp/-scum looking for an English language 2ch so they feel more nipponese.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 22:56

>>20
Oh, and I only started browsing Reddit because everybody talks about it so it piqued my curiosity. Sorry, I'm not once of those people who says ``some random strangers on the internet hate something I've never heard of, I better hate it too!'' As an adult and an individual I like to make my own decisions.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 23:02

>>23
I've been to Reddit too.

What keeps me away from it is their obsessive need for attention, their futile tries to make unfunny word plays (and in general unfunny everything) every time they open their mouth, their retarded use of epic image macromemes and the disadvantages a vote-based system always brings, such as the desperate need for upboats, degrading the overall quality.

No, I don't hate it just because ``some random strangers on the internet hate something I've never heard of, I better hate it too!'', but you sure are late to the Reddit hate bandwagon.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 23:07

>>22
No, it's the other way around.

Textboards have imported many traits from 2ch. They're inherently weeaboo. Look at SAoVQ, 4-ch, 6ch/sageru and maybe tablecat.

Of course, textboard users are prone to be exposed to Japanese entertainment, and this is why you get whch 2hu wud u fuk threads on /prog/. Then those people go to /jp/ and other related imageboards.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 23:09

>>1
you're not such a looker yourself, Shlomo

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 23:14

>>22
As far as I know, /jp/ hates people who want to be more nipponese.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 23:17

>>21
Because he's a fucking immature retarded cunt.

>>22
So you went to an elitist ``community'', you got flamed and you are still offended. Come on, that's the expected response from a bunch of autists. That's like coming here and asking for homework help.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 23:19

>>27
it's because /jp/ hates themselves. a sad place actually

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 23:21

>>29
Yeah.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 23:25

Shlomo: sloped-forehead hook-nosed Jew without any programming talent. uses javascript, FIOC, C++, and VB. has hundreds of thousands of karma on stack overshit and le github. a former lover of Joel Spolsky. has a high managerial position in a jewish-owned technology company. visits /prog/ in order to defend israel and call anonymous posters Nazis or Muslims.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 23:31

>>24
Well I have yet to be really immersed in Reddit culture. I typically view a few of the images on the front page and go about me day. I only read the comments if it's an AMA or something. Although last night I found a board full of racist jokes and that kept me entertained for a bit. It certainly wasn't anything like the stereotypical Reddit I've heard so much about.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 23:33

>>31
SALAM ALAALALALALAKABOOM!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 23:35

u.u Clan : cult of sussman, sworn enemy of ^^ guy, showing signs of terminal physical dependence of impediment syndrome, and can only code in recursive prose.. possibly also a pack of rabid israelis with ties to the neo-nazi underworld.. Should be insulted with extreme caution, but insulted none-the-less. Oppositors of love and of freedom.

=D

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 3:11

Nikita: Sorry. I rarely look at mirror.

^^-kun: A fat guy, who watches all ongoing anime and faps to his enormous figurine collection.

LEL-cunt: autist. same as the dubs guy.

Shotgun-cretin: over 40 family man, who knows that peace and freedom are always supported by the good firepower. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pax_Romana)

Chaim-kun (same as Kodek-gallery programmer): role-plays a kike, imagining how smart he is, while in practice he is just an average programmer, maintaining some COBOL code.

Cudder-sama: lowly assembly hobbyist, working at Intel, just because kikes there need a janitor. Secretly dreams to marry an Israeli girl and undergo circumcision.

Shlomo: he doesn't visit /prog/ or imageboards, because he is too busy IRL, making money and ruling this stupid world.

Name: ⊖ PROG CHALLENGE ⊖ 2013-02-23 3:20

Implement a procedurally generated anime where all characters are little girls and all dialog and text are taken sequentially from /prog/ threads.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 3:23

>>36
>all dialog and text are taken sequentially from /prog/ threads
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1361548272/12
>does anyone else become conscious of their balls touching the chair when they sit up straight?

it would be suspicious little girls

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 3:28

>>37
This would be so funny. We just need convincing loli speech synthesis.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2013-02-23 3:50

Y'all have very disturbing imaginations.

>>38
http://mary.dfki.de/
Just put the pitch up.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 4:32

>>37
*camera pans out to reveal a large beach-ball on the floor next to the chair*

>>39
 > not posting a picture of a swanky 30-something in a thought-provoking pose..
damnit ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 4:34

>>39
Ugly. I'd rather use espeak, UK male voice.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 5:30

panic/music-attack!-san:(at the disco ^^)
"You took a white orchid
"You took a white orchid and turned it Blue!

mark ronson : !!!

N.E.R.d : ? (ooh baby ...) xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 5:53

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 10:18

>>35
The people who watch anime are less retarded than ^^-kun.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 10:20

>>40
*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 10:24

>>43
Why do you post so many soundcloud links here, retard-kun? Nobody ever clicks those.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 10:29

I sometimes feel sad that I'm not a celebrity here
nor have I done anything notable apart from shitpost, create the jetpacking chinese SJIS art and the recursive LISP thing.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 10:47

>>47
Jetpacking chinese SJIS? The SICP one? Because I fucking love that one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 12:45

nigger ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 12:48

>>31
Score:5, Insightful

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 19:25

>>46
i do ^^ +easily identified as non-harmful links

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 19:37

>>51
That... doesn't answer anything.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 20:56

anything has no answer

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 21:04

Who are we missing here?
A couple of gimmick personalities like FFP. There used to be a ccrossdresser and Frozenvoid, and not to forget the Weed guy. There is the Touhou guy and a few pedophiles. There is the sagebomber, the chinkspammer, and the actual spammer that provides us with cheaplolisisters. The homework help people are similar enough that we can group the into a single person.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 21:15

^^ i guess you could call it an inhaler...

xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 21:36

Why do you post so many soundcloud links here, retard-kun? Nobody ever clicks those.
i do ^^ XDDD LEEEL
This is the most retarded thing I've read in months.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-23 23:14

>>56
you're welcome..

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 19:32

homoesexuals

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 20:34

>>56
oh god I'm crying

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 21:43

>>59 tears of joy? =.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 22:48

>>58
homeosexuality? are those people who only have sex one in 10600 days?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-24 23:41

>>61
lol, progriders are homeosexuals

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 4:06

Why the fuck do I need to jack off every 10 minutes if I stop using opiates.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 4:16

>>63
jacking off too often is dangerous, don't stop using opiates

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-25 10:43

>>66
getting dubs too often is dangerous, don't stop posting

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-26 18:15

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 2:25

>>66
any photos of Cudder?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 7:37

I fucking love Cudder

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!fR8duoqGZdD/iE5 2013-02-27 8:58

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 10:37

>>48
yeah that's the one

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  /      \ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄       
/  ( -∀-)  <     /prog/ is mine, nida! 
  / ̄/  つ   つ  \_____   
   》 }    丿            
 巛__/ へ  ゝヘ           
  ///  丿丿  丿丿        
/.//   ∪   ∪ 

   HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?
  SICP is Structure and Interpretation of Chinese Programming.
  It teach good concept free of western idea.       
 

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 11:10

>>70
I love you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 11:11

>>70
It would be infinitely (shut the fuck up Nikita) better if you replace Chinese with Corean. Nida is Corean after all, and Corea is Corean too.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 11:17

>Nida is Corean

nida is from kumungu jungle

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 11:31

>>73
Back to the ima/g/eboards, please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 11:33

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  /      \ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄       
/  <  `∀´>  <     /prog/ is mine, nida! urinara manse kekeke
  / ̄/  つ   つ  \_____   
   》 }    丿            
 巛__/ へ  ゝヘ           
  ///  丿丿  丿丿        
/.//   ∪   ∪ 

   HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?
  SICP is Structure and Interpretation of Corean Programming.
  It teach good concept free of choppari idea.       

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