Nikita: An ugly Slav with pasty skin and a balding head. He has a worn face from wearing a permanent scowl for years.
^^-kun: A nervous nerdy type of guy. He wears thick glasses and carries a inhaler around all the time. He tries to keep a chipper attitude (because of the xanex that he loves so much) but is dying inside slowly.
LEL-cunt: A black neurotypical. He isn't a programmer, but used MS Access once.
Shotgun-cretin: A Muslim living in France. He is quick to violence and regularly murders people, but he feels guilty and champions rights online.
Cudder-sama: A handsome, swag motherfucka, pulling in $500k a year and fucking bitches all day long. Scored a 291 on an IQ test and can run a 3 minute mile. He reprogrammed the computer on his car to go 500km/h and get 731mpg. But he has a dark secret. In the basement beneath his home is a collection of people that he collected off the street and uses as his personal harem and farm. He takes pleasure in killing people and eating them.
I sometimes feel sad that I'm not a celebrity here
nor have I done anything notable apart from shitpost, create the jetpacking chinese SJIS art and the recursive LISP thing.
Who are we missing here?
A couple of gimmick personalities like FFP. There used to be a ccrossdresser and Frozenvoid, and not to forget the Weed guy. There is the Touhou guy and a few pedophiles. There is the sagebomber, the chinkspammer, and the actual spammer that provides us with cheaplolisisters. The homework help people are similar enough that we can group the into a single person.
Why do you post so many soundcloud links here, retard-kun? Nobody ever clicks those. i do ^^ XDDD LEEEL
This is the most retarded thing I've read in months.