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How do you imagine /prog/riders?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 13:07

Nikita: An ugly Slav with pasty skin and a balding head. He has a worn face from wearing a permanent scowl for years.

^^-kun: A nervous nerdy type of guy. He wears thick glasses and carries a inhaler around all the time. He tries to keep a chipper attitude (because of the xanex that he loves so much) but is dying inside slowly.

LEL-cunt: A black neurotypical. He isn't a programmer, but used MS Access once.

Shotgun-cretin: A Muslim living in France. He is quick to violence and regularly murders people, but he feels guilty and champions rights online.

Cudder-sama: A handsome, swag motherfucka, pulling in $500k a year and fucking bitches all day long. Scored a 291 on an IQ test and can run a 3 minute mile. He reprogrammed the computer on his car to go 500km/h and get 731mpg. But he has a dark secret. In the basement beneath his home is a collection of people that he collected off the street and uses as his personal harem and farm. He takes pleasure in killing people and eating them.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 22:28

LEL-cunt here.

>>1
I'm white, I do program, and I've never used MS Access (don't even know what that is).

>>2
I've been to /g/, but I don't care about desktop wallpapers and battle stations enough to enjoy it.

>>12
I guess I'm average, if ``LLLLLLEEEEEEEEELELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I LIEK ANIMU N JAPANESE CULTURE AND I"M LIEK SOOOOOOOOO AUTISTIC BECAUSE 3DPD IS SO DISGUSTING XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LELLLLE I"M SUCH A NEET XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD'' is extraordinary, then yeah, I'm pretty average.

>>15
I only started browsing Reddit a week ago.

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