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How do you imagine /prog/riders?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 13:07

Nikita: An ugly Slav with pasty skin and a balding head. He has a worn face from wearing a permanent scowl for years.

^^-kun: A nervous nerdy type of guy. He wears thick glasses and carries a inhaler around all the time. He tries to keep a chipper attitude (because of the xanex that he loves so much) but is dying inside slowly.

LEL-cunt: A black neurotypical. He isn't a programmer, but used MS Access once.

Shotgun-cretin: A Muslim living in France. He is quick to violence and regularly murders people, but he feels guilty and champions rights online.

Cudder-sama: A handsome, swag motherfucka, pulling in $500k a year and fucking bitches all day long. Scored a 291 on an IQ test and can run a 3 minute mile. He reprogrammed the computer on his car to go 500km/h and get 731mpg. But he has a dark secret. In the basement beneath his home is a collection of people that he collected off the street and uses as his personal harem and farm. He takes pleasure in killing people and eating them.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-22 22:39

>>16
cudder: Spunky lady in her early 30's
No.

What the fuck? Is it hard to keep your mouth shut? You really like to talk shit you don't even know about. If you want attention and randum^^ friendsXD, you could try Reddit or Gaia.

>>18
I think you've been far too long on /jp/. Even if you hate them with a passion, it's a fact that you have learned their customs. And why did you even start browsing Reddit?

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