USA spies on everyone *huehuehue wez so clevz*
julian assange spies on usa.... *buehuehue, kill him, but i'm against the death penalty, so do it illegally....* ^^
nsa, cia, etc, etc... you are dead to me, i don't like yoo anymore.. *sulks* xD
You can't have a worst thread of all time without a tl;dr rant about how Jews are bad because they wear funny hats and don't like palestinians and stuff.
0/10
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alex-the-ander orzbutt2013-02-09 13:21
lita os is going to use a binary tree which is a secret data structure that was hidden by the government
How can this thread be the worst when Nikita and the gay civil rights guy aren't fighting in it? There isn't even any rants about women, pedophilia (pro OR con), or the invasion of newfriends. It also lacks any mention of ``reddit''. Call me when it is full of offers for cheap shoes and chinkspam.
>>17
I just had an idea for a better future. To avoid the annoying presence of women in tech forums, a teledildonic device could be hacked as a mean of authentication. Instead of a captcha you'd be prompted to insert your dick in a fleshbot.
LE CHIN SPAM TIEM!
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Many will try, but none shall ever make a thread as bad as this one.
Do you really believe this? Honestly? It's truly scary what absurd conclusions people can reach when presented with the same data. Take a deep breath, step back, and ease up on the crazy pills.
Where's the ultrafinitist spam? The antisemitism? The shotgun cocking? The misogyny? The privilege checking? The post apocalyptic fascist fantasying? The farts? The pedos? The Touhous? LE E/G/IN? The Javascript infinite compression algorithms? The AI Minds and the songs from God? The hopeless posturing with gratuitous memes and unwarranted elitism?
This ranks really lowly within the worst threads of /prog/.
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Anonymous2013-02-11 19:40
>>41
You don't talk shit about Touhous, finitism, FrozenVoid or the songs from God, fagshit.
But let the privilege checking, farts, pedos and E/G/IN rot in hell.
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Anonymous2013-02-11 19:41
>>41
Since when does antisemitism make a thread bad?
Unironicaly, his has become the single greatest thread of all time across all domains.
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Anonymous2013-02-12 0:38
i think i just made a recursive fart
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572013-02-12 0:45
Also, I'm just wondering: have you guys ever craved cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a dick's head churning against your glottal stop?
>>62 RECURSIVE FART
YOU CAN'T NOT FIND THAT FUNNY
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
I HOPE YOU DIE IN HELL YOU SHIT FACED LEL-CUNT
*RECURSIVELY FARTS IN YOU'RE FACE*
>>64
Ask >>58-chan.
I'm wondering that right now too.
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Anonymous2013-02-12 1:30
I understand what is it to fart iteratively but I cannot grasp the concept of a fart calling itself.
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Anonymous2013-02-12 1:37
GIVE ME LAMBDA CALCULATOR PLEASE
TELL ME WHERE TO FIND
OK?
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Anonymous2013-02-12 1:52
>>58,61-66
It is a wonderfully bizarre fact that each fart of a recursive anus is not merely the name of another anus but is actually a complete description of the internal plumbing of that other anus. That is, each fart is actually an anal map of some anus. Since a fart is a complete description of how some anus will respond when it hears another fart, and the only important thing about a recursive anus is how it responds when it hears another fart, we see that farts and anii are interchangeable. So we can say that the anii fart anii to each other, or we can equally say that what we have is a bunch of farts that fart farts to each other! Recursive anii exist at an almost mystical level. Their language has no distinction between verbs and nouns. A description of action can equally well be a name.
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Anonymous2013-02-12 2:05
This is a naive implementation of a recursive fart: (define (rec-fart farts)
(if (shit? (cdr farts))
(display "bloosh!")
(begin (display "pffftrrrt\n")
(rec-fart (cdr farts)))))
Using continuations would be a better model for farting.
You say Taylor Swift, I say Korn
You say Lady Gaga,I say Paramore
You say Miley Cyrus,I say $lipknot
You say T-Paine,I say Red Hot Chili Peppers
You say Emanem,I say Linkin Park
You say Justin Beiber, I say System of a Down
98% of teens have turned to main stream music.If you are part of the 4% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to your sig. DONT LET ROCK "N" ROLL DIE !
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Anonymous2013-02-12 15:01
>>78
You didn't know?
Well, JIDF probably doesn't patrol these parts, so I will tell you in a few minutes
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Vlad the Implier2013-02-12 15:08
>This thread
>Implying
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Anonymous2013-02-12 15:10
Rule 24 says that ``Every repost is always a repost of a repost.'' data Repost = Repost Repost
There's no way to construct a repost! This means reposts cannot exist!
>>81 Repost undefined and fix Repost.
Reposts are like black holes, their structure is unobservable. To an outsside observer, any one repost is equivalent to any other.
By the way, I'm just wondering: have you goys ever craved jewish cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a jews's dick head churning against your glottal stop?
Tell me I'm not alone.
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872013-02-13 0:44
By the way, I'm just wondering: have you jews ever craved arabish cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your jewish lungs, wanting nothing less than a arabs's dick head churning against your jewish glottal stop?
Tell me I'm not alone.
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882013-02-13 1:00
Check my jewish doubles.
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!xi8/JKFwzo2013-02-13 16:26
-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
I___________,.-------.,____________I SICP
N______,;~'_____________'~;,_______N fucking
S____,;_____SICP FUCKING____;,_____S sucks
A___;___SUCKS, YOU FUCKING____;____A
N__,'______/PROG/ RETARDS.____',___N Sussman
E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,__E is a
-_;_;______._____l_____.______;_;__- cocksucker
P_l_;____________l____________;_l__P
R_l__`/~"_____~"_._"~_____"~\'__l__R SICP
I_l__~__,-~~~^~,_l_,~^~~~-,__~__l__I fucking
E__l___l________}:{__ (O) _l___l___E sucks
S__l___l_ (o) _/_l_\_______!___l___S
T__.~__(__,.--"_.^._"--.,__)__~.___T Sussman
-__l_____---;'_/_l_\_`;---_____l___- is a
-___\__._______V.^.V___((oo))./____- cocksucker
I__O_VI_\________________ll_IV___O_I
N_____I_lT~\___!___!___/~ll_I______N SICP
S_____I_l`IIII_I_I_I_IIIIll_I__o___S fucking
A_O___I__\,III_I_I_I_III,ll_I______A sucks
N______\___`----------'__ll/____o__N
E____O___\___._______.___ll________E Sussman
-_________\..___^____../(_l___O____- is a
P_________/_^___^___^_/__ll\_______P cocksucker
R_O______/`'-l l_l l-';__ll_l___O__R
I_______;_`'=l l_l l='__/ll_l______I
E_____O_l___\l l~l l__l/_ll_l______E Your mother
S_______l\___\ l_l l__;__ll_l__O___S was good
T__o____l_\___ll=l l==\__ll_l______T in bed, she
-____o__l_/\_/\l_l l__l`-ll_/______- grunts like
-_______'-l_`;'l_l l__l__ll_____O__- an ape.
I_O_______l__l l_l l__l__ll________I
N____O____l__l+l_l+l__l__ll___O____N Sussman
S_________l__"""_"""__l__ll________S is a
A__O______l____o_o____l__ll____O___A cocksucker
N_________l,;,;,;,;,;,l__ll________N
E_____O___`lIlIlIlIlIl`__ll________E Original
-__________llIlIlIlIll___ll_____O__- By Dessimat0r
P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore
-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
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Anonymous2013-02-13 16:58
>>90
Dude, it's okay to hate it as a meme, but it's actually a really good book
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Anonymous2013-02-13 17:10
>>91
The concepts it presents are all quite elementary.
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Anonymous2013-02-13 18:56
>>90 U MENA -INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
I___________,.-------.,____________I SICP
N______,;~'_____________'~;,_______N fucking
S____,;_____SICP FUCKING____;,_____S sucks
A___;___SUCKS, YOU FUCKING____;____A
N__,'______/PROG/ RETARDS.____',___N Sussman
E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,__E is a
-_;_;______._____l_____.______;_;__- cocksucker
P_l_;____________l____________;_l__P
R_l__`/~"_____~"_._"~_____"~\'__l__R SICP
I_l__~__,-~~~^~,_l_,~^~~~-,__~__l__I fucking
E__l___l________}:{__ (O) _l___l___E sucks
S__l___l_ (o) _/_l_\_______!___l___S
T__.~__(__,.--"_.^._"--.,__)__~.___T Sussman
-__l_____---;'_/_l_\_`;---_____l___- is a
-___\__._______V.^.V___((oo))./____- cocksucker
I__O_VI_\________________ll_IV___O_I
N_____I_lT~\___!___!___/~ll_I______N SICP
S_____I_l`IIII_I_I_I_IIIIll_I__o___S fucking
A_O___I__\,III_I_I_I_III,ll_I______A sucks
N______\___`----------'__ll/____o__N
E____O___\___._______.___ll________E Sussman
-_________\..___^____../(_l___O____- is a
P_________/_^___^___^_/__ll\_______P cocksucker
R_O______/`'-l l_l l-';__ll_l___O__R
I_______;_`'=l l_l l='__/ll_l______I
E_____O_l___\l l~l l__l/_ll_l______E Your mother
S_______l\___\ l_l l__;__ll_l__O___S was good
T__o____l_\___ll=l l==\__ll_l______T in bed, she
-____o__l_/\_/\l_l l__l`-ll_/______- grunts like
-_______'-l_`;'l_l l__l__ll_____O__- an ape.
I_O_______l__l l_l l__l__ll________I
N____O____l__l+l_l+l__l__ll___O____N Sussman
S_________l__"""_"""__l__ll________S is a
A__O______l____o_o____l__ll____O___A cocksucker
N_________l,;,;,;,;,;,l__ll________N
E_____O___`lIlIlIlIlIl`__ll________E Original
-__________llIlIlIlIll___ll_____O__- By Dessimat0r
P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore
-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
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Anonymous2013-02-13 20:34
Hey Sussman, can I borrow your sick pee?
*recursively farts the new autism*
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Anonymous2013-02-13 20:42
>>92
This isn't my problem, my problem is the way it presents them.
Hurr durr pretentious metaphysical wizardry bullshite. It's really not all that different to the book that teaches you Ruby with cartoon foxes.
>>95 Hurr durr pretentious metaphysical wizardry bullshite
It's only mentioned a few times in the very beginning of the lectures, and it isn't mentioned that many times in the book. Hurr durr
Nevermind. How about Back to the ima/g/ereddits, please.