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The worst thread of all time

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 23:10

This is the worst thread of all time. Many will try, but none shall ever make a thread as bad as this one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 23:14

Sure, it's bad, but is it Abelson bad?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 23:53

That's bullshit, I've already made over 1000 threads that are worse than this.

Name: n0n3 2013-02-09 1:09

muahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaahhahahacoughcoughha
^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 1:29

#HASHTAG

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 4:27

USA spies on everyone *huehuehue wez so clevz*
julian assange spies on usa.... *buehuehue, kill him, but i'm against the death penalty, so do it illegally....* ^^
nsa, cia, etc, etc... you are dead to me, i don't like yoo anymore.. *sulks* xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 5:55

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 10:33

POP CULTURE REFERENCE!
xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 12:28

>>7
Stop spamming your soundcloud shit, retard-kun.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 12:54

#dix #symta

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 13:09

You can't have a worst thread of all time without a tl;dr rant about how Jews are bad because they wear funny hats and don't like palestinians and stuff.

0/10

Name: alex-the-ander orzbutt 2013-02-09 13:21

lita os is going to use a binary tree which is a secret data structure that was hidden by the government

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 14:06

Best 4mat's song ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqSbLQSNNFo

You can try, but you shall never make a song as good as this one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 16:42

AIDS is le rootkit for ur anus. #lulz

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 18:22

2149 THE YEAR OF LINUX ON THE DESKTOP

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 18:30

SLACKWARESUPREMACY

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 19:47

How can this thread be the worst when Nikita and the gay civil rights guy aren't fighting in it? There isn't even any rants about women, pedophilia (pro OR con), or the invasion of newfriends. It also lacks any mention of ``reddit''. Call me when it is full of offers for cheap shoes and chinkspam.

Name: FFP 2013-02-09 19:54

watch ur pivridge mail program

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 20:31

>>17
I'm homosexual actually.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 20:31

fuck I meant heterosexual.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 20:35

>>17
I just had an idea for a better future. To avoid the annoying presence of women in tech forums, a teledildonic device could be hacked as a mean of authentication. Instead of a captcha you'd be prompted to insert your dick in a fleshbot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 20:50

>>20
Yeah, I fucking bet you are.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 20:58

>>21
Brilliant. You improved this thread's quality, and I mean it unironically. I'd pay to mass implement this.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 21:01

>>23
Show me the money then.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 21:02

>>24
Here.
*whips out dick*

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 21:04

>>25
Your cock is not a currency. I am not amused.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 21:11

>>26
It's not currency, but it generates profit.

Name: Ferengi 2013-02-09 22:25

>>27
How much profit are we talking about here?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 22:36

>>28
Ask the people who are going to suck it.

Name: Ferengi 2013-02-09 22:38

>>29
How much would you pay me to?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 23:56

I'd pay to suck cock.

Name: Barney Strootstroop 2013-02-10 0:37

eeyoeeyoeeyostreeeeem

eeyoeeyoeeyostreeeeem

wont u play include wit me

1ns b4 dinna n 1ns b4 bed

wont u play include wit me

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 1:15

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 1:16

shat

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 4:38

Does this bump?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 18:46

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:14

By including this link, I have successfully degraded the quality of this thread by a factor of 10403.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDyPz-yBC7M

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:16

STAY SCHEMIN'

DAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s0l6NSrIw4

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:53

Many will try, but none shall ever make a thread as bad as this one.
Do you really believe this? Honestly? It's truly scary what absurd conclusions people can reach when presented with the same data. Take a deep breath, step back, and ease up on the crazy pills.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 18:55

KEINE THE COW

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 19:19

Where's the ultrafinitist spam? The antisemitism? The shotgun cocking? The misogyny? The privilege checking? The post apocalyptic fascist fantasying? The farts? The pedos? The Touhous? LE E/G/IN? The Javascript infinite compression algorithms? The AI Minds and the songs from God? The hopeless posturing with gratuitous memes and unwarranted elitism?

This ranks really lowly within the worst threads of /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 19:40

>>41
You don't talk shit about Touhous, finitism, FrozenVoid or the songs from God, fagshit.

But let the privilege checking, farts, pedos and E/G/IN rot in hell.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 19:41

>>41
Since when does antisemitism make a thread bad?

Name: Kafir 2013-02-11 19:43

>>41
I crave for anti-antisemitism too. I wet my pants every time I make fun of the Muslims.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 20:14

>>42
You sound like a faggot. Go back to your cock craving thread.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 20:25

>>45
I'm not a faggot, fagshit. Go complain about the Jews on Reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 20:29

>>40
FUCK YOU CRETIN DON'T MOCK KEINE SAKDJFHAKSJDHFDKASJFHAKJSDFASDF DIE IN A FIRE CRETINOID FAGSHITOID

Name: Annoying Civil Rights Guy 2013-02-11 21:07

>>47
what.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 21:10

>>48
FUCK YOU CRETIN DON'T MOCK ME SAKDJFHAKSJDHFDKASJFHAKJSDFASDF DIE IN A FIRE CRETINOID FAGSHITOID

Name: Actual Civil Rights Guy 2013-02-11 21:11

>>47-49
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 21:25

>>50
NIGGER.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 21:55

>>50
Fuck off, you aren't me, and I most certainly are not the "Tsk" shitspammer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 22:03

Pretty interesting, >>52

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 23:38

>>52
I are
I ARE ERROR

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 23:39

sagefault

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 23:40

Pretty interesting, >>55

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 0:33

Unironicaly, his has become the single greatest thread of all time across all domains.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 0:38

i think i just made a recursive fart

Name: 57 2013-02-12 0:45

Also, I'm just wondering: have you guys ever craved cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a dick's head churning against your glottal stop?

Tell me I'm not alone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 0:48

>>59
oh le lel

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:14

>>58
RECURSIVE FART
MY SIDES
OH GOD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:19

>>61
hehe lel XD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:21

>>62
RECURSIVE FART
YOU CAN'T NOT FIND THAT FUNNY
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
I HOPE YOU DIE IN HELL YOU SHIT FACED LEL-CUNT
*RECURSIVELY FARTS IN YOU'RE FACE*

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:24

>>63
What the fuck is a recursive fart?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:26

>>64
Ask >>58-chan.
I'm wondering that right now too.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:30

I understand what is it to fart iteratively but I cannot grasp the concept of a fart calling itself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:37

GIVE ME LAMBDA CALCULATOR PLEASE

TELL ME WHERE TO FIND

OK?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:52

>>58,61-66
It is a wonderfully bizarre fact that each fart of a recursive anus is not merely the name of another anus but is actually a complete description of the internal plumbing of that other anus. That is, each fart is actually an anal map of some anus. Since a fart is a complete description of how some anus will respond when it hears another fart, and the only important thing about a recursive anus is how it responds when it hears another fart, we see that farts and anii are interchangeable. So we can say that the anii fart anii to each other, or we can equally say that what we have is a bunch of farts that fart farts to each other! Recursive anii exist at an almost mystical level. Their language has no distinction between verbs and nouns. A description of action can equally well be a name.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 2:05

This is a naive implementation of a recursive fart:
(define (rec-fart farts)
  (if (shit? (cdr farts))
      (display "bloosh!")
      (begin (display "pffftrrrt\n")
             (rec-fart (cdr farts)))))

Using continuations would be a better model for farting.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 10:47

fart-with-current-continuation

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 11:02

>>69
When Cudder farts the world trembles.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 14:41

>>71
Do you mean Jewish girl Cudder or Jewish neckbeard Cudder?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 14:44

>>33
sorry i don't speak gangnam style

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 14:48

>>72
The Cudder with the stolen tripcode who tear its anus in epic fartstorms.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 14:50

I haven't written a line of code (besides HTML) since the 80s, when I was learning BBC BASIC.

I come here every day for the Jew threads.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 14:56

Well, since this is a text based board, why don't we describe tentacle porn to each other?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 14:57

>>76
Boring.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 14:57

>>75
Why the fuck are you so obsessed with the jews?

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 15:01

>>78
You didn't know?
Well, JIDF probably doesn't patrol these parts, so I will tell you in a few minutes

Name: Vlad the Implier 2013-02-12 15:08

>This thread
>Implying

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 15:10

Rule 24 says that ``Every repost is always a repost of a repost.''
data Repost = Repost Repost
There's no way to construct a repost! This means reposts cannot exist!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 15:19

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 15:21

>>81
Repost undefined and fix Repost.
Reposts are like black holes, their structure is unobservable. To an outsside observer, any one repost is equivalent to any other.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 16:55

http://packages.debian.org/wheezy/wine-bin
>reimplement Windoze libraries
>only for two architectures

lollin'

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 17:04

>>84
Better than Windows could ever do.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 17:40

>>84
imageboard kike

Name: >>86 2013-02-12 18:06

By the way, I'm just wondering: have you goys ever craved jewish cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a jews's dick head churning against your glottal stop?

Tell me I'm not alone.

Name: 87 2013-02-13 0:44

By the way, I'm just wondering: have you jews ever craved arabish cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your jewish lungs, wanting nothing less than a arabs's dick head churning against your jewish glottal stop?

Tell me I'm not alone.

Name: 88 2013-02-13 1:00

Check my jewish doubles.

Name: !xi8/JKFwzo 2013-02-13 16:26



 -INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN                  
 I___________,.-------.,____________I SICP             
 N______,;~'_____________'~;,_______N fucking          
 S____,;_____SICP FUCKING____;,_____S sucks            
 A___;___SUCKS, YOU FUCKING____;____A                  
 N__,'______/PROG/ RETARDS.____',___N Sussman          
 E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,__E is a             
 -_;_;______._____l_____.______;_;__- cocksucker       
 P_l_;____________l____________;_l__P                  
 R_l__`/~"_____~"_._"~_____"~\'__l__R SICP             
 I_l__~__,-~~~^~,_l_,~^~~~-,__~__l__I fucking          
 E__l___l________}:{__ (O) _l___l___E sucks            
 S__l___l_ (o) _/_l_\_______!___l___S                  
 T__.~__(__,.--"_.^._"--.,__)__~.___T Sussman          
 -__l_____---;'_/_l_\_`;---_____l___- is a             
 -___\__._______V.^.V___((oo))./____- cocksucker       
 I__O_VI_\________________ll_IV___O_I                  
 N_____I_lT~\___!___!___/~ll_I______N SICP             
 S_____I_l`IIII_I_I_I_IIIIll_I__o___S fucking          
 A_O___I__\,III_I_I_I_III,ll_I______A sucks            
 N______\___`----------'__ll/____o__N                  
 E____O___\___._______.___ll________E Sussman          
 -_________\..___^____../(_l___O____- is a             
 P_________/_^___^___^_/__ll\_______P cocksucker       
 R_O______/`'-l l_l l-';__ll_l___O__R                  
 I_______;_`'=l l_l l='__/ll_l______I                  
 E_____O_l___\l l~l l__l/_ll_l______E Your mother      
 S_______l\___\ l_l l__;__ll_l__O___S was good         
 T__o____l_\___ll=l l==\__ll_l______T in bed, she      
 -____o__l_/\_/\l_l l__l`-ll_/______- grunts like      
 -_______'-l_`;'l_l l__l__ll_____O__- an ape.          
 I_O_______l__l l_l l__l__ll________I                  
 N____O____l__l+l_l+l__l__ll___O____N Sussman          
 S_________l__"""_"""__l__ll________S is a             
 A__O______l____o_o____l__ll____O___A cocksucker       
 N_________l,;,;,;,;,;,l__ll________N                  
 E_____O___`lIlIlIlIlIl`__ll________E Original         
 -__________llIlIlIlIll___ll_____O__- By Dessimat0r    
 P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore
 -INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 16:58

>>90
Dude, it's okay to hate it as a meme, but it's actually a really good book

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 17:10

>>91
The concepts it presents are all quite elementary.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 18:56

>>90 U MENA
-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN                  
  I___________,.-------.,____________I SICP             
  N______,;~'_____________'~;,_______N fucking          
  S____,;_____SICP FUCKING____;,_____S sucks            
  A___;___SUCKS, YOU FUCKING____;____A                  
  N__,'______/PROG/ RETARDS.____',___N Sussman          
  E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,__E is a             
  -_;_;______._____l_____.______;_;__- cocksucker       
  P_l_;____________l____________;_l__P                  
  R_l__`/~"_____~"_._"~_____"~\'__l__R SICP             
  I_l__~__,-~~~^~,_l_,~^~~~-,__~__l__I fucking          
  E__l___l________}:{__ (O) _l___l___E sucks            
  S__l___l_ (o) _/_l_\_______!___l___S                  
  T__.~__(__,.--"_.^._"--.,__)__~.___T Sussman          
  -__l_____---;'_/_l_\_`;---_____l___- is a             
  -___\__._______V.^.V___((oo))./____- cocksucker       
  I__O_VI_\________________ll_IV___O_I                  
  N_____I_lT~\___!___!___/~ll_I______N SICP             
  S_____I_l`IIII_I_I_I_IIIIll_I__o___S fucking          
  A_O___I__\,III_I_I_I_III,ll_I______A sucks            
  N______\___`----------'__ll/____o__N                  
  E____O___\___._______.___ll________E Sussman          
  -_________\..___^____../(_l___O____- is a             
  P_________/_^___^___^_/__ll\_______P cocksucker       
  R_O______/`'-l l_l l-';__ll_l___O__R                  
  I_______;_`'=l l_l l='__/ll_l______I                  
  E_____O_l___\l l~l l__l/_ll_l______E Your mother      
  S_______l\___\ l_l l__;__ll_l__O___S was good         
  T__o____l_\___ll=l l==\__ll_l______T in bed, she      
  -____o__l_/\_/\l_l l__l`-ll_/______- grunts like      
  -_______'-l_`;'l_l l__l__ll_____O__- an ape.          
  I_O_______l__l l_l l__l__ll________I                  
  N____O____l__l+l_l+l__l__ll___O____N Sussman          
  S_________l__"""_"""__l__ll________S is a             
  A__O______l____o_o____l__ll____O___A cocksucker       
  N_________l,;,;,;,;,;,l__ll________N                  
  E_____O___`lIlIlIlIlIl`__ll________E Original         
  -__________llIlIlIlIll___ll_____O__- By Dessimat0r    
  P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore
  -INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 20:34

Hey Sussman, can I borrow your sick pee?
*recursively farts the new autism*

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 20:42

>>92
This isn't my problem, my problem is the way it presents them.

Hurr durr pretentious metaphysical wizardry bullshite. It's really not all that different to the book that teaches you Ruby with cartoon foxes.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 20:46

>>95
Hurr durr pretentious metaphysical wizardry bullshite
It's only mentioned a few times in the very beginning of the lectures, and it isn't mentioned that many times in the book.
Hurr durr
Nevermind. How about Back to the ima/g/ereddits, please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 20:48

>>95
cartoon foxes
U MENA SINERGY

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 23:09

>>97
I MENA COSERGY

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-14 9:27

why's (poignant) Guide to Ruby,"the book that teaches you Ruby with cartoon foxes"

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 6:35

Worst. Dubs. Ever.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 7:36

I'm waiting for the manga guide to LISP before I learn.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 13:11

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 14:11

>>102
lolwhat. does translation exist?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 14:30

>>102
I CAME

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 18:42

>>103
I have waited for YEARS and no translation came.
Just learned japanese and it's everything okay. ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 1:52

I need a manga guide to chaos mathematics.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 2:04

>>106
Read /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 2:09

>>107
No. /b/ is quite a silly place.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 4:07

It's spring break apparently.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 4:43

>>109
It will pass.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 5:23

AND I PROCLAIMED:

TRIPS. CHECK THEM ONCE. CHECK THEM TWICE. CHECK THEM THREE TIMES, AND I AM STILL YOUR KING.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-12 6:21

<b><i><u><span class="o">B<sup>E<sup>S<sup>T T<sup>H</sup>R</sup>E</sup>A</sup>D</sup></span></u></i></b>

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 2:17

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-13 3:26

Fuck you, I'm leaving! You hear that you kikes? I'm fucking leaving. Die in a fucking oven without me.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-06 0:18

>>too many to click
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-06 3:23

>>115
Overwhelmed, eh?

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-06 9:53

>>116
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-06 13:10

>>21
Couldn't they just use a dildo for authentification?

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-06 15:31

>>118
Require cum.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-06 21:02

>>119
Solution: flour, egg white, and water. Unless you want I put a DNA sequencer in it, but that's expensive.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-06 21:16

>>120
Are we baking a cake? I wanna lick the spatula!

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-06 22:07

>>37
The fat nigga at 2:00 looks autistic. I wonder who's his favorite pony and which 2hu he'd like to fuk.

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-06 22:23

>>120
But that's a mixture, not a solution!

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-06 22:52

>>123
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2014-04-06 23:10

JACKSON 53 GET

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