The worst thread of all time

This is the worst thread of all time. Many will try, but none shall ever make a thread as bad as this one.

How can this thread be the worst when Nikita and the gay civil rights guy aren't fighting in it? There isn't even any rants about women, pedophilia (pro OR con), or the invasion of newfriends. It also lacks any mention of ``reddit''. Call me when it is full of offers for cheap shoes and chinkspam.