/prog/ - The worst thread of all time

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 23:10

This is the worst thread of all time. Many will try, but none shall ever make a thread as bad as this one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 23:14

Sure, it's bad, but is it Abelson bad?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 23:53

That's bullshit, I've already made over 1000 threads that are worse than this.

Name: n0n3 2013-02-09 1:09

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 1:29

#HASHTAG

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 4:27

USA spies on everyone *huehuehue wez so clevz*
julian assange spies on usa.... *buehuehue, kill him, but i'm against the death penalty, so do it illegally....* ^^
nsa, cia, etc, etc... you are dead to me, i don't like yoo anymore.. *sulks* xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 5:55

que http://soundcloud.com/niallfrontierkingcurtis/kasabian-underdog-acoustic ^^

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 10:33

POP CULTURE REFERENCE!
xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 12:28

>>7
Stop spamming your soundcloud shit, retard-kun.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 12:54

#dix #symta

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 13:09

You can't have a worst thread of all time without a tl;dr rant about how Jews are bad because they wear funny hats and don't like palestinians and stuff.

0/10

Name: alex-the-ander orzbutt 2013-02-09 13:21

lita os is going to use a binary tree which is a secret data structure that was hidden by the government

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 14:06

Best 4mat's song ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqSbLQSNNFo

You can try, but you shall never make a song as good as this one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 16:42

AIDS is le rootkit for ur anus. #lulz

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 18:22

2149 THE YEAR OF LINUX ON THE DESKTOP

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 18:30

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 19:47

How can this thread be the worst when Nikita and the gay civil rights guy aren't fighting in it? There isn't even any rants about women, pedophilia (pro OR con), or the invasion of newfriends. It also lacks any mention of ``reddit''. Call me when it is full of offers for cheap shoes and chinkspam.

Name: FFP 2013-02-09 19:54

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 20:31

>>17
I'm homosexual actually.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 20:31

fuck I meant heterosexual.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 20:35

>>17
I just had an idea for a better future. To avoid the annoying presence of women in tech forums, a teledildonic device could be hacked as a mean of authentication. Instead of a captcha you'd be prompted to insert your dick in a fleshbot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 20:50

>>20
Yeah, I fucking bet you are.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 20:58

>>21
Brilliant. You improved this thread's quality, and I mean it unironically. I'd pay to mass implement this.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 21:01

>>23
Show me the money then.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 21:02

>>24
Here.
*whips out dick*

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 21:04

>>25
Your cock is not a currency. I am not amused.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 21:11

>>26
It's not currency, but it generates profit.

Name: Ferengi 2013-02-09 22:25

>>27
How much profit are we talking about here?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 22:36

>>28
Ask the people who are going to suck it.

Name: Ferengi 2013-02-09 22:38

>>29
How much would you pay me to?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-09 23:56

I'd pay to suck cock.

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 1:15

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 1:16

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 4:38

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 18:46

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:14

By including this link, I have successfully degraded the quality of this thread by a factor of 10⁴⁰³.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDyPz-yBC7M

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 19:16

STAY SCHEMIN'

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s0l6NSrIw4

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-10 20:53

Many will try, but none shall ever make a thread as bad as this one.
Do you really believe this? Honestly? It's truly scary what absurd conclusions people can reach when presented with the same data. Take a deep breath, step back, and ease up on the crazy pills.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 18:55

KEINE THE COW

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