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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-08 23:10

This is the worst thread of all time. Many will try, but none shall ever make a thread as bad as this one.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 19:19

Where's the ultrafinitist spam? The antisemitism? The shotgun cocking? The misogyny? The privilege checking? The post apocalyptic fascist fantasying? The farts? The pedos? The Touhous? LE E/G/IN? The Javascript infinite compression algorithms? The AI Minds and the songs from God? The hopeless posturing with gratuitous memes and unwarranted elitism?

This ranks really lowly within the worst threads of /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 19:40

>>41
You don't talk shit about Touhous, finitism, FrozenVoid or the songs from God, fagshit.

But let the privilege checking, farts, pedos and E/G/IN rot in hell.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 19:41

>>41
Since when does antisemitism make a thread bad?

Name: Kafir 2013-02-11 19:43

>>41
I crave for anti-antisemitism too. I wet my pants every time I make fun of the Muslims.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 20:14

>>42
You sound like a faggot. Go back to your cock craving thread.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 20:25

>>45
I'm not a faggot, fagshit. Go complain about the Jews on Reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 20:29

>>40
FUCK YOU CRETIN DON'T MOCK KEINE SAKDJFHAKSJDHFDKASJFHAKJSDFASDF DIE IN A FIRE CRETINOID FAGSHITOID

Name: Annoying Civil Rights Guy 2013-02-11 21:07

>>47
what.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 21:10

>>48
FUCK YOU CRETIN DON'T MOCK ME SAKDJFHAKSJDHFDKASJFHAKJSDFASDF DIE IN A FIRE CRETINOID FAGSHITOID

Name: Actual Civil Rights Guy 2013-02-11 21:11

>>47-49
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 21:25

>>50
NIGGER.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 21:55

>>50
Fuck off, you aren't me, and I most certainly are not the "Tsk" shitspammer.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 22:03

Pretty interesting, >>52

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 23:38

>>52
I are
I ARE ERROR

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 23:39

sagefault

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-11 23:40

Pretty interesting, >>55

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 0:33

Unironicaly, his has become the single greatest thread of all time across all domains.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 0:38

i think i just made a recursive fart

Name: 57 2013-02-12 0:45

Also, I'm just wondering: have you guys ever craved cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a dick's head churning against your glottal stop?

Tell me I'm not alone.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 0:48

>>59
oh le lel

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:14

>>58
RECURSIVE FART
MY SIDES
OH GOD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:19

>>61
hehe lel XD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:21

>>62
RECURSIVE FART
YOU CAN'T NOT FIND THAT FUNNY
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
I HOPE YOU DIE IN HELL YOU SHIT FACED LEL-CUNT
*RECURSIVELY FARTS IN YOU'RE FACE*

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:24

>>63
What the fuck is a recursive fart?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:26

>>64
Ask >>58-chan.
I'm wondering that right now too.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:30

I understand what is it to fart iteratively but I cannot grasp the concept of a fart calling itself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:37

GIVE ME LAMBDA CALCULATOR PLEASE

TELL ME WHERE TO FIND

OK?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 1:52

>>58,61-66
It is a wonderfully bizarre fact that each fart of a recursive anus is not merely the name of another anus but is actually a complete description of the internal plumbing of that other anus. That is, each fart is actually an anal map of some anus. Since a fart is a complete description of how some anus will respond when it hears another fart, and the only important thing about a recursive anus is how it responds when it hears another fart, we see that farts and anii are interchangeable. So we can say that the anii fart anii to each other, or we can equally say that what we have is a bunch of farts that fart farts to each other! Recursive anii exist at an almost mystical level. Their language has no distinction between verbs and nouns. A description of action can equally well be a name.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 2:05

This is a naive implementation of a recursive fart:
(define (rec-fart farts)
  (if (shit? (cdr farts))
      (display "bloosh!")
      (begin (display "pffftrrrt\n")
             (rec-fart (cdr farts)))))
Using continuations would be a better model for farting.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 10:47

fart-with-current-continuation

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 11:02

>>69
When Cudder farts the world trembles.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 14:41

>>71
Do you mean Jewish girl Cudder or Jewish neckbeard Cudder?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 14:44

>>33
sorry i don't speak gangnam style

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 14:48

>>72
The Cudder with the stolen tripcode who tear its anus in epic fartstorms.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 14:50

I haven't written a line of code (besides HTML) since the 80s, when I was learning BBC BASIC.

I come here every day for the Jew threads.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 14:56

Well, since this is a text based board, why don't we describe tentacle porn to each other?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 14:57

>>76
Boring.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 14:57

>>75
Why the fuck are you so obsessed with the jews?

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Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 15:01

>>78
You didn't know?
Well, JIDF probably doesn't patrol these parts, so I will tell you in a few minutes

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