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Programmer Problems [Part I]

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 0:37

/prog/, I think I have an eating disorder. I keep ordering take-out all the time and eating it while crying. I make big orders and order different kinds of drinks to make it seem like it's more than one person. I spent 700$ on food last month and it was all on junk. Could this be a problem? How can I fix myself?

Also, feel free to use this thread as a support group for all programmers who have mental illnesses or other life problems.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 0:44

You should kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 2:26

Could this be a problem? How can I fix myself?
The only way to fix this problem is to solicit advice from /r9k/ as /prog/ is for programming.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 2:26

Could this be a problem? How can I fix myself?
The only way to fix this problem is to solicit advice from /r9k/ as /prog/ is for programming.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 9:20

do moderate exercise - just turn on some music and start moving

this is what substitutes smoking or faping excessively much for me... as you get some dopamins and endorphins at practically no extra charge than a few extra heart-beats, which will still as an activity as a whole most probably prolong the healthy period of your life instead of shortening it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 10:00

>>1
Go see a psychologist, as you seem psychically unwell and getting professional help would be the responsible thing to do.

/thread

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 10:14

Move out of the USA. Move out of /prog/ as well.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 10:49

Stop eating, fat fuck. Just use willpower.

Failing that, take a little meth. Guaranteed loss of all your excess weight.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 11:23

play the fight: lights out

or die trying. that game is serious shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 11:54

>>1
See /fit/ more, start lifting heavy. You eat too much doesn't even exist, you're lifting too little.

Name: >>6 2013-01-25 11:58

>>10
Oatz and squatz, bro.

No, but seriously, when not trolling, /fit/ or any other fitness forum or expert will tell you that you need to fix your diet first in order to lose weight.

But dude, you think you have mental problems, go see a psych.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 12:09

>>11
I agree but I suppose the biggest hurdle is realizing you could be better, if you lose your ego. Only then it's okay to see a psych, to get medication, to do and be what you want.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 12:22

yeah well, i have another problem which forced me into programming, it's social anxiety and it's so bad i can't do anything. it doesn't go away as i hoped it would when i was a kid. i can't even sit in a chair without literally shaking out of it while talking with people. standing up is a joke. i know i need medication and i'm getting it soon. i felt that programming comes with stereotypes and i can fit into the neurotic asberger kind, somehow thinking people could accept it.

Name: >>6 2013-01-25 12:51

>>13
The first step is admitting your unhappiness, and recognizing that you could and deserve to be, and try to be, better and feel better.

Then the process can begin, and it won't be short and easy, but you can get better.

But of course you don't seem to be >>1, but rather the /jp/ shitposter who probably isn't anything he purports to be, but whatever.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 16:15

#le first world problems

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 16:18

>>13
Trust me, this requires drugs. There is no magical way to ``will'' yourself out of it, contrary to normalfag folk wisdom.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 16:30

The first step is: kill yourself out of /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 18:20

Try as I might (and I honestly have, really), I just can't stop shitposting. I know my stupid threads aren't funny or even trolling (except on forums, where any form of trolling works, those retards), but I'll be `happy' for hours on end knowing that people had to look at my off-topic spam.

Other times, I'll go to forums, befriend a bunch of people who are already eFriends, then start a bunch of drama so they end up hating each other and whatever project ends. I know its stupid, petty, and childish and I don't even really know why I do it, but day after day, I keep on with it.

Same with the /prog/. Does anyone even get mad when I make a dump thread about women, Jews, or homework help (confession:most of those are me, and I don't even go to school)? Usually, its just Nikita arguing with himself.

After thinking about it for a while, I think maybe I am a pathological liar and general loser.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 19:02

>>18
Are you the Jim fagshit? Are you tge ^^ XD fagshit? I fucking hate you.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 19:18

>>18
Hello my shitposting brother.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 19:29

>>18
loser
FUCK YOU FAGGOT DON'T USE THAT FUCKING WORD IT'S WHAT THEY USE TO KEEP US DOWN YOU FUCKING RETARD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 19:33

>>18
Why would we be mad if we visit /prog/ on a regular basis. If we were mad, we would not spend our time here.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 20:25

>>22
lel dubz

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 20:29

>>19
No. I am not as bad as Jim's faggot lover or Panic-kun.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 20:35

Jim works at nvidia

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 20:43

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at his picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Nikita. I've lost all interest in boys, besides him.

Nikita is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep every night thinking about how I'll never be with him. If only he knew I existed in this life, if only he knew my deep profound love for him. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at him. I'll never be with him, but I'll continue to love him until the day I die.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 20:48

>>26
Is vodka halaal?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 21:40

>>29 is a gay pedophile. Advice for him?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 21:44

I like >>28s.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 21:59

>>29
Seriously, you and your ilk need to be obliterated from the face of the earth. Gay pedophiles are the worst. Why can't you like little girls like a normal pedophile, you sick freak?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 22:23

>>30-san is too gay. little boys are the best!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 22:23

>>30
Because I like gay boys with cut dicks, such as >>28.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 22:29



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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 23:42

Back to boychat, ``please''!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 0:05

>>34
Back to girlchat, normalfreak

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 1:34

>>34,35
I know you guys are shitposting, but please don't direct people to those places! They are very bad influences (well, girlchat is at least) and their disclaimers of `We don't support sex with kids. *wink wink*' are about as sincere as those `4 edukashunal perpases only!!!11!!11!!!' in those Anarchist Cookbook ripoffs you downloaded from limewire when you were 15. They are very stupid people who recommend getting close to children even though they know it probably won't end well. Stay very far away from those guys.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 15:32

>>33
Nice dibs, bad ASCII.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:05

go to doctor, get ADHD meds (the sch 2 amphetamine kind) and probably low dose benzos as well...

try to do 15 min of physical exercise 4 times a week for the next month.  even just power walking or something.  after that go to /fit/ and find you a workout routine.  by month 3 you should be on the road to recovery.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 19:22

Take lots of laxatives so you'll simply shit it all out.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 20:40

>>36
You seem oddly well informed.... We'll see what the police have to say about this.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 23:35

>>40
They'll congratulate his Googling skills.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 23:39




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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 13:54

I wish I were a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 17:06

What is this place

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 17:14

>>44
A place to get great dubs, just like you did.

Congratulations, sister!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 17:20

>>ok, what are dubs?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 17:29

>>46
Something we can experience from time to time. There are some of us that thrive in the feeling of getting the dubs. The dubs are opposed to the blues; the dubs are a sign that destiny exists. When you get the dubs, you know they were meant for you.

I'm happy for anyone that gets dubs. In the future, I hope everyone in the world gets dubs at least once in their lifetime.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 18:16

>>47
You must be in this thread for your autism. Well, don't be shy. Take a seat and tell us your problems.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 18:39

>>48
Okay, thanks for your attention. There are lots of neurotypicals coming from /g/. What's with that?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 18:52

>>49
They have heard of the extremely high quality discussions here on /prog/ and wish to partake. Though we shouldn't begrudge those seeking to better themselves, we must make sure that they are the ones who adapt, rather than adapt the board to themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 19:36

>2013
>/prog/
>high quality discussions
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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 19:43

But they don't even bother bettering themselves, >>50-san!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 21:35

>>52
We are like immigrants from Africa. We're not going to be brighter, we will just recreate the garbage we are used to.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 21:38

>>53
So /g/ shitstains should go back to Africa.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 21:40

>>54
Exactly! But the Jews won't let it happen.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 21:53

>>55
But I thought Reddit was the Jews.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-01 17:16

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Name: Anonymous 2013-12-22 9:30

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