Programmer Problems [Part I]

/prog/, I think I have an eating disorder. I keep ordering take-out all the time and eating it while crying. I make big orders and order different kinds of drinks to make it seem like it's more than one person. I spent 700$ on food last month and it was all on junk. Could this be a problem? How can I fix myself?

Also, feel free to use this thread as a support group for all programmers who have mental illnesses or other life problems.

>>40
They'll congratulate his Googling skills.


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I wish I were a woman.

What is this place

>>44
A place to get great dubs, just like you did.

Congratulations, sister!

>>ok, what are dubs?

>>46
Something we can experience from time to time. There are some of us that thrive in the feeling of getting the dubs. The dubs are opposed to the blues; the dubs are a sign that destiny exists. When you get the dubs, you know they were meant for you.

I'm happy for anyone that gets dubs. In the future, I hope everyone in the world gets dubs at least once in their lifetime.

>>47
You must be in this thread for your autism. Well, don't be shy. Take a seat and tell us your problems.

>>48
Okay, thanks for your attention. There are lots of neurotypicals coming from /g/. What's with that?

>>49
They have heard of the extremely high quality discussions here on /prog/ and wish to partake. Though we shouldn't begrudge those seeking to better themselves, we must make sure that they are the ones who adapt, rather than adapt the board to themselves.

>2013
>/prog/
>high quality discussions
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But they don't even bother bettering themselves, >>50-san!

>>52
We are like immigrants from Africa. We're not going to be brighter, we will just recreate the garbage we are used to.

>>53
So /g/ shitstains should go back to Africa.

>>54
Exactly! But the Jews won't let it happen.

>>55
But I thought Reddit was the Jews.

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