/prog/ - Programmer Problems [Part I]

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 0:37

/prog/, I think I have an eating disorder. I keep ordering take-out all the time and eating it while crying. I make big orders and order different kinds of drinks to make it seem like it's more than one person. I spent 700$ on food last month and it was all on junk. Could this be a problem? How can I fix myself?

Also, feel free to use this thread as a support group for all programmers who have mental illnesses or other life problems.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 21:59

>>29
Seriously, you and your ilk need to be obliterated from the face of the earth. Gay pedophiles are the worst. Why can't you like little girls like a normal pedophile, you sick freak?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 22:23

>>30-san is too gay. little boys are the best!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 22:23

>>30
Because I like gay boys with cut dicks, such as >>28.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 22:29

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 23:42

Back to boychat, ``please''!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 0:05

>>34
Back to girlchat, normalfreak

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 1:34

>>34,35
I know you guys are shitposting, but please don't direct people to those places! They are very bad influences (well, girlchat is at least) and their disclaimers of `We don't support sex with kids. *wink wink*' are about as sincere as those `4 edukashunal perpases only!!!11!!11!!!' in those Anarchist Cookbook ripoffs you downloaded from limewire when you were 15. They are very stupid people who recommend getting close to children even though they know it probably won't end well. Stay very far away from those guys.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 15:32

>>33
Nice dibs, bad ASCII.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 16:05

go to doctor, get ADHD meds (the sch 2 amphetamine kind) and probably low dose benzos as well...

try to do 15 min of physical exercise 4 times a week for the next month. even just power walking or something. after that go to /fit/ and find you a workout routine. by month 3 you should be on the road to recovery.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 19:22

Take lots of laxatives so you'll simply shit it all out.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 20:40

>>36
You seem oddly well informed.... We'll see what the police have to say about this.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 23:35

>>40
They'll congratulate his Googling skills.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 23:39

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 13:54

I wish I were a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 17:06

What is this place

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 17:14

>>44
A place to get great dubs, just like you did.

Congratulations, sister!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 17:20

>>ok, what are dubs?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 17:29

>>46
Something we can experience from time to time. There are some of us that thrive in the feeling of getting the dubs. The dubs are opposed to the blues; the dubs are a sign that destiny exists. When you get the dubs, you know they were meant for you.

I'm happy for anyone that gets dubs. In the future, I hope everyone in the world gets dubs at least once in their lifetime.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 18:16

>>47
You must be in this thread for your autism. Well, don't be shy. Take a seat and tell us your problems.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 18:39

>>48
Okay, thanks for your attention. There are lots of neurotypicals coming from /g/. What's with that?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 18:52

>>49
They have heard of the extremely high quality discussions here on /prog/ and wish to partake. Though we shouldn't begrudge those seeking to better themselves, we must make sure that they are the ones who adapt, rather than adapt the board to themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 19:36

>2013
>/prog/
>high quality discussions
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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 19:43

But they don't even bother bettering themselves, >>50-san!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 21:35

>>52
We are like immigrants from Africa. We're not going to be brighter, we will just recreate the garbage we are used to.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 21:38

>>53
So /g/ shitstains should go back to Africa.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 21:40

>>54
Exactly! But the Jews won't let it happen.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-28 21:53

>>55
But I thought Reddit was the Jews.

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Name: Anonymous 2013-12-22 9:30

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE GREEN SAD NEGRO FROGE OF SADDNESS
REPOST THIS IN 100`000 threads or be a frog!

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