/prog/ - If languages were vaginas

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-17 16:53

C - your grandma's, if your grandma was still hot when she was 80.
C++ - your mom's
C# - 30-something black broad
Perl - psycho cat lady pussy
Python - slut everyone fucked in high school
Java - that bitch with the glasses who won't shut up, keeps talking when you stick it in and even after you cum
APL - asian who can't speak english, very hairy
BASIC - FGM'ed circumcised african woman
COBOL - librarian pussy, only accessible through pantyhose
bash scripting - dunno keeps wearing costunes, a redhead
FORTRAN - your great grandmother

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-17 16:56

ASM - picture some psycho with cut up bits and pieces of a female trying to recreate a fleshlight, fucks really effciently though
Visual BASIC - Afghan women in burqas
Javascript - a fleshlight

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-17 16:56

Ruby - blowup doll + fleshlight

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-17 17:02

Lisp - A pure, very intelligent and interesting, kind, asexual ojousama that you won't have sex with

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-17 17:09

HTML and CSS: Middle schoolers that everyone knows

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-17 17:20

FORTH - Google Nezumi's furry artwork and look at the vagina on one of his creatures. That's Forth.

Name: !xU.4H3efqI 2011-07-17 17:23

This thread makes RMS sad.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-17 19:27

I'm a single atheist white man, 55, reputedly intelligent, with unusual interests in politics, science, music and dance.

I'd like to meet a woman with varied interests, curious about the world, comfortable expressing her likes and dislikes (I hate struggling to guess), delighting in her ability to fascinate a man and in being loved tenderly, who values joy, truth, beauty and justice more than "success"--so we can share bouts of intense, passionately kind awareness of each other, alternating with tolerant warmth while we're absorbed in other aspects of life.

My 25-year-old child, the Free Software Movement, occupies most of my life, leaving no room for more children, but I still have room to love a sweetheart if she doesn't need to spend time with me every day. I spend a lot of my time traveling to give speeches, often to Europe, Asia and Latin America; it would be nice if you were free to travel with me some of the time.

If you are interested, write to rms at gnu dot org and we'll see where it leads.

_{- rms}

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-17 19:53

>>8
child
That's where you stop reading a personal ad.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-18 0:30

>>2
>Javascript - a fleshlight
Its a better alternative than pig-disgusting 3d women

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-18 0:34

>>4
That's my fetish.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-18 1:37

>>2

Correction. Javascript would be Masturbation in general.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-18 2:02

>>8
HAHA_OH_WOW.svg

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-18 5:09

Haskell - fleshlight

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-18 5:15

>>14
Which type of fleshlight?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-18 6:51

Greenland. Anatole ripe.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-19 15:52

>>15
toilet paper roll

because it's a toy language

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-19 16:03

Lisp would be an anus

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-19 16:51

>>18
No. See >>4.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-19 17:01

>>19
No. See >>18.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-19 19:29

Lithp - A man

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 13:38

Ruby - a homosexual's anus.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 13:58

>>8

FYI, if you dig further down you will realize that RMS did in fact have at least two intimate relationships.

A greasy, feet skin eating, fat, old, man, is better with the ladies than most of you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 14:07

>>23
I feel bad about feeling good that I have a more active romantic life than him.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 14:43

I feel bad about feeling bad that I have a less active romantic life than him.

I sometimes tell my Haskell to count the length of an infinite list just to make my laptop warm and put it on my lap. When I close my eyes, it feels almost like a girl is sitting there ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 15:01

>>25
I sometimes tell my Haskell to count the length of an infinite list just to make my laptop warm and put it on my lap. When I close my eyes, it feels almost like a girl is sitting there ;_;
Holy shit I remember when I wrote that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 15:07

>>26
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1213549150/22 ?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 15:41

I sometimes tell my Haskell to count the length of an infinite list just to make my laptop warm and put it on my lap. When I close my eyes, it feels almost like a girl is sitting there ;_;
I do that too just after booting. It warms up the CPU so it executes things faster.

Name: kodak_gallery_programmer !!kCq+A64Losi56ze 2011-07-20 16:01

>>28
I do that too just after booting. It warms up the CPU so it executes things faster

Which does you no good if the process in question is I/O bound.

Name: kodak_gallery_programmer !!M8okqD4wRfs+xmp 2011-07-20 16:04

>>28
And more too the point...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I/O_bound

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 16:05

>>28 jeahr cose if the cpu is not warm the cpu-fluid isnt flowing fast enough

Name: !!M8okqD4wRfs+xmp 2011-07-20 16:21

>>29-30
What's the point of a tripcode if you just change it everytime?

Name: !!M8okqD4wRfs+xmp 2011-07-20 16:21

>>32
Oh. That's why. SECURE AS FUCK

Name: kodak_gallery_programmer !!kCq+A64Losi56ze 2011-07-20 16:23

>>33
Winner winner chicken dinner.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 17:10

Wharves!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 17:13

SECURE QUALITY!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 17:23

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 17:26

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 17:39

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 17:42

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Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 18:18

>>25
Putting a laptop on your lap will cook your gonads.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-21 0:09

>>41
He uses Haskell. He won't be needing them.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 14:30

>>42
Bump for this.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 14:33

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 18:05

what does LISP pussy vagina smell like?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 18:07

>>42
haskellfags often confuse monads with gonads

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 19:50

>>45
Strawberries.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 13:34

Scheme is all tight and tiny.

Oh fu-

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 13:51

>>48
Scheme got fisted repeatedly in R6RS. It is now humongous and loose.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 19:36

Scala: Sex is too mainstream.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 22:05

Erlang: Videodrome

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 22:34

Ada: Renaissance/Elegant :3

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 22:36

>no dickgirls

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 22:36

>>53
Brainfuck would be a futa

Name: DUBZ 2011-12-25 22:47

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