/prog/ - If languages were vaginas

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-17 16:53

C - your grandma's, if your grandma was still hot when she was 80.
C++ - your mom's
C# - 30-something black broad
Perl - psycho cat lady pussy
Python - slut everyone fucked in high school
Java - that bitch with the glasses who won't shut up, keeps talking when you stick it in and even after you cum
APL - asian who can't speak english, very hairy
BASIC - FGM'ed circumcised african woman
COBOL - librarian pussy, only accessible through pantyhose
bash scripting - dunno keeps wearing costunes, a redhead
FORTRAN - your great grandmother

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-20 18:18

>>25
Putting a laptop on your lap will cook your gonads.

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-21 0:09

>>41
He uses Haskell. He won't be needing them.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 14:30

>>42
Bump for this.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 14:33

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 18:05

what does LISP pussy vagina smell like?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 18:07

>>42
haskellfags often confuse monads with gonads

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 19:50

>>45
Strawberries.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 13:34

Scheme is all tight and tiny.

Oh fu-

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 13:51

>>48
Scheme got fisted repeatedly in R6RS. It is now humongous and loose.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 19:36

Scala: Sex is too mainstream.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 22:05

Erlang: Videodrome

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 22:34

Ada: Renaissance/Elegant :3

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 22:36

>no dickgirls

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 22:36

>>53
Brainfuck would be a futa

Name: DUBZ 2011-12-25 22:47

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Name: ☝ 2011-12-25 23:54

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If languages were vaginas

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