If languages were vaginas

C - your grandma's, if your grandma was still hot when she was 80.
C++ - your mom's
C# - 30-something black broad
Perl - psycho cat lady pussy
Python - slut everyone fucked in high school
Java - that bitch with the glasses who won't shut up, keeps talking when you stick it in and even after you cum
APL - asian who can't speak english, very hairy
BASIC - FGM'ed circumcised african woman
COBOL - librarian pussy, only accessible through pantyhose
bash scripting - dunno keeps wearing costunes, a redhead
FORTRAN - your great grandmother

I'm a single atheist white man, 55, reputedly intelligent, with unusual interests in politics, science, music and dance.

I'd like to meet a woman with varied interests, curious about the world, comfortable expressing her likes and dislikes (I hate struggling to guess), delighting in her ability to fascinate a man and in being loved tenderly, who values joy, truth, beauty and justice more than "success"--so we can share bouts of intense, passionately kind awareness of each other, alternating with tolerant warmth while we're absorbed in other aspects of life.

My 25-year-old child, the Free Software Movement, occupies most of my life, leaving no room for more children, but I still have room to love a sweetheart if she doesn't need to spend time with me every day. I spend a lot of my time traveling to give speeches, often to Europe, Asia and Latin America; it would be nice if you were free to travel with me some of the time.

If you are interested, write to rms at gnu dot org and we'll see where it leads.

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