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Why C is for gays

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 0:24

No GC, no first-class functions, no OOP, archaic libraries, can't program any useful shit with the language without the program taking up 100k lines, etc. etc.

Conclusion? C is shit and anyone who uses it is a homosexual.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 0:32

cool story bro

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 1:14

Only programmers are allowed here, kid.  Run on home.

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Fuck you, faggot. Run on $PATH.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 2:34

Garbage collection is for toy languages. Keep your GC out of our real man's languages.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 2:42

Did you hear about the GC they planned for C++? Eventually they gave up on it because it kept collecting the language itself.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 2:47

>>6

use auto_ptr, Luke

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>>7
auto_ptr has been deprecated in C++11, and has been replaced with unique_ptr.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 3:46

"We're only gana die from our own arrogance, so, we might as well take out time...."

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 3:47

stonle in from an African land? Chased out- w/ a knife?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 5:13

>>1
>No GC
ANUS COLLECTORS have [u]p[b]o[o]or[u] [/o]scalability[/b].
>no first-class functions
qsort and functions pointers would like to have a word with you.
>no OOP
typedef struct {
  int foo;
  int bar;
} anus;

extern anus* anus_new(void);
extern void anus_delete(anus*);
extern void anus_hax(anus*);

/* Usage */
anus* myAnus = anus_new();
if (myAnus)
  {
    anus_hax(myAnus);
    anus_delete(myAnus);
  }
>archaic libraries
Bullshit.
>can't program any useful shit with the language without the program taking up 100k lines
At least it's not FIOC.

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>>11
I agree with what you say, but you really need to learn to use BBCode correctly.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 6:04

GC is for programmers who don't know what they are doing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 6:27

>>11
ANUS COLLECTORS have [u]p[b]o[o]or[u] [/o]scalability[/b].
Nope. Today OS' memory model make them so. Low-level garbage collection would be much more efficient than manual memory management.
qsort and functions pointers would like to have a word with you.
First-class functions != function pointers.
*insert shitty struct magic here*
>>1 is wrong here. Still, it's painful (GObject, anyone?), and it's not Smalltalk's message passing nor CLOS.
Bullshit.
Enjoy the buggy stdlib.
At least it's not FIOC.
Good point. But being better than FIOC is not a great achievement either.

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Why? Because omgzzz xD real menz manage memory manually lol? If so, get out, you're not good with computers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 6:47

If C is for homosexuals, then I'm proud of been one.
Go back learning HTML.

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>>15
Enjoy a non Turing-complete language.

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>>14
magic
shitty

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>>16
Turing-complete languages are for Jews because Turing-completeness implies infinite memory.

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>>17
GObject

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>>18
It's a good thing I like Jews.

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>>16
So what ?
Using turing-complete languages make you smarter ?

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>>23
One word: The forced spacing of question marks. Get the fuck out.

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There is no point using Turing complete language in non Turing complete computer.

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>>25
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Name: Robert Seymour Buttz 2011-04-26 19:05

My delight and thy delight
Walking, like two queers white,
Thrusting your anus in the night:

My desire and thy desire
Twining to a tongue of fire,
Trumpeting live, and farting higher:

Thro' the everlasting strife
In the shittery of life.

Love, from whom the world begun,
Hath the secret of the bum.

Love can tell, and love alone,
Whence the million farts were strewn,
Why each fartist knows its own,
How, in spite of woe and morass,
Gay is life, and sweet is fart gas:

This he taught us, this we knew,
Happy in his fartism true,
Hand in hand as we stood
'Neath the phallus of the wood,
Heart to heart as we lay
Fervently ass-fucking all day.

- Robert Seymour Buttz

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It was better than ASM when I first used it back in the day, underage b&
Since, back then C++ nor GC existed.

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>>25
That's 6 words.

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Then, sir, I am a flaming homosexual.

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NO! I AM A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL!

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FLAME MY ANUS

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