Why C is for gays

No GC, no first-class functions, no OOP, archaic libraries, can't program any useful shit with the language without the program taking up 100k lines, etc. etc.

Conclusion? C is shit and anyone who uses it is a homosexual.

>>11
ANUS COLLECTORS have [u]p[b]o[o]or[u] [/o]scalability[/b].
Nope. Today OS' memory model make them so. Low-level garbage collection would be much more efficient than manual memory management.
qsort and functions pointers would like to have a word with you.
First-class functions != function pointers.
*insert shitty struct magic here*
>>1 is wrong here. Still, it's painful (GObject, anyone?), and it's not Smalltalk's message passing nor CLOS.
Bullshit.
Enjoy the buggy stdlib.
At least it's not FIOC.
Good point. But being better than FIOC is not a great achievement either.

>>13
Why? Because ^{omgzzz xD real menz manage memory manually lol}? If so, get out, you're _{not good with computers}.