Why C is for gays

No GC, no first-class functions, no OOP, archaic libraries, can't program any useful shit with the language without the program taking up 100k lines, etc. etc.

Conclusion? C is shit and anyone who uses it is a homosexual.

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>No GC
ANUS COLLECTORS have [u]p[b]o[o]or[u] [/o]scalability[/b].
>no first-class functions
qsort and functions ^pointers would like to have a word with you.
>no OOP
typedef struct {
  int foo;
  int bar;
} anus;

extern anus* anus_new(void);
extern void anus_delete(anus*);
extern void anus_hax(anus*);

/* Usage */
anus* myAnus = anus_new();
if (myAnus)
  {
    anus_hax(myAnus);
    anus_delete(myAnus);
  }
>archaic libraries
Bullshit.
>can't program any useful shit with the language without the program taking up 100k lines
At least it's not FIOC.