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Why C is for gays

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 0:24

No GC, no first-class functions, no OOP, archaic libraries, can't program any useful shit with the language without the program taking up 100k lines, etc. etc.

Conclusion? C is shit and anyone who uses it is a homosexual.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 0:32

cool story bro

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 1:14

Only programmers are allowed here, kid.  Run on home.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 1:36

>>3
Fuck you, faggot. Run on $PATH.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 2:34

Garbage collection is for toy languages. Keep your GC out of our real man's languages.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 2:42

Did you hear about the GC they planned for C++? Eventually they gave up on it because it kept collecting the language itself.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 2:47

>>6

use auto_ptr, Luke

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 3:46

>>7
auto_ptr has been deprecated in C++11, and has been replaced with unique_ptr.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 3:46

"We're only gana die from our own arrogance, so, we might as well take out time...."

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 3:47

stonle in from an African land? Chased out- w/ a knife?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 5:13

>>1
>No GC
ANUS COLLECTORS have [u]p[b]o[o]or[u] [/o]scalability[/b].
>no first-class functions
qsort and functions pointers would like to have a word with you.
>no OOP
typedef struct {
  int foo;
  int bar;
} anus;

extern anus* anus_new(void);
extern void anus_delete(anus*);
extern void anus_hax(anus*);

/* Usage */
anus* myAnus = anus_new();
if (myAnus)
  {
    anus_hax(myAnus);
    anus_delete(myAnus);
  }

>archaic libraries
Bullshit.
>can't program any useful shit with the language without the program taking up 100k lines
At least it's not FIOC.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 6:00

>>11
I agree with what you say, but you really need to learn to use BBCode correctly.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 6:04

GC is for programmers who don't know what they are doing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 6:27

>>11
ANUS COLLECTORS have [u]p[b]o[o]or[u] [/o]scalability[/b].
Nope. Today OS' memory model make them so. Low-level garbage collection would be much more efficient than manual memory management.
qsort and functions pointers would like to have a word with you.
First-class functions != function pointers.
*insert shitty struct magic here*
>>1 is wrong here. Still, it's painful (GObject, anyone?), and it's not Smalltalk's message passing nor CLOS.
Bullshit.
Enjoy the buggy stdlib.
At least it's not FIOC.
Good point. But being better than FIOC is not a great achievement either.

>>13
Why? Because omgzzz xD real menz manage memory manually lol? If so, get out, you're not good with computers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 6:47

If C is for homosexuals, then I'm proud of been one.
Go back learning HTML.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 6:55

>>15
Enjoy a non Turing-complete language.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 6:55

>>14
magic
shitty

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 7:02

>>16
Turing-complete languages are for Jews because Turing-completeness implies infinite memory.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 7:08

>>17
GObject

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>>18
It's a good thing I like Jews.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-26 8:17

>>16
So what ?
Using turing-complete languages make you smarter ?

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>>23
One word: The forced spacing of question marks. Get the fuck out.

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