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Python is jewish. Don't use it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 9:26

Python's predecessor, ABC, was inspired by SETL, a very-high level programming language based on the mathematical theory of sets.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Cantor#Cantor.27s_ancestry
>Cantor was frequently described as Jewish in his lifetime

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Fraenkel
>Fraenkel was a fervent Zionist and as such was a member of Jewish National Council and the Jewish Assembly of Representatives He is known for his contributions to axiomatic set theory, especially his addition to Ernst Zermelo's axioms which resulted in Zermelo–Fraenkel axioms.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 9:28

What's the alternative to set theory?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 9:29

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LISP

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 9:38

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But isn't infinite recursion in LISP also Jewish?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 9:42

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recursion != infinite.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 9:43

(defun f () (f)) is just a list, that contains symbol `f` two times. where is "infinity"?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 9:47

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If you can prove it never completes, you've proved it runs for infinite time.

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In the execution of that function's invocation.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 9:51

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If you can prove it never completes, you've proved it runs for infinite time.
define "never completes"

In the execution of that function's invocation.
Executed. Haven't found infinity.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 9:53

If you can prove that world was created, you've proved that God exists.
define "created"

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 10:03

Leopold Kronecker, a finitist, was Cantor's main rival. He was also a Jew.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopold_Kronecker#Biography

Paul Bernays, a Jew, also backed finitism alongside David Hilbert.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bernays

In more modern times, finitism's largest proponent was Reuben Goodstein, also a prominent Jew.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reuben_Goodstein

You just can't escape the Jews, finitist or infinitist.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 10:16

Wait, aren't both The Sussman and The Ableson born to Jewish families? Therefore, The Lisp is a Jewish invention.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 10:40

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>David Hilbert
>finitism
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Scheme isnt Lisp. It doesnt even have macros.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 10:46

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You just can't escape the Jews, finitist or infinitist.
I doubt, that George Berkeley and Friedrich Nietzsche were jews. And, please, note: I'm not a finitist, I'm a subjective idealist. Meaning I deny existence of objective ideals, like "God", "infinity" or "finite". There is no fucking spun!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 10:49

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finitism

In 1923, Thoralf Skolem published a paper in which he presented a semi-formal system, which is now known as primitive recursive arithmetic, that is widely taken to be a suitable background for finitist mathematics. This was adopted by David Hilbert and Paul Bernays as the "contentual" finitist system for metamathematics, in which a proof of the consistency of other mathematical systems (e.g. full Peano Arithmetic) was to be given. (See Hilbert's program.)

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 10:51

So I hate finitists as much as I hate infinitists.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 10:55

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That is a lie. Hilbert was an opponent of finitism:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brouwer-Hilbert_controversy

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 10:55

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It does. Go away.

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defmacro

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Name: VIPPER 2011-04-23 11:27

What a terrible thread.

Well soon it will be in thread heaven.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 11:38

Back to the topic.


LISP
defmacro

Scheme/Racket
syntax-e syntax->datum syntax->list syntax-property #' (void) quote-syntax datum->syntax syntax-parameter-value syntax-rule raise-syntax-error internal-definition-context? syntax-parameterize make-set!-transformer syntax-local-value/immediate syntax-local-transforming-module-provides? syntax-local-module-defined-identifiers syntax-local-module-required-identifiers make-require-transformer (require (lib "stxparam.ss" "mzlib")) syntax? (require mzlib/defmacro) syntax-local-lift-expression (require racket/stxparam-exptime) make-rename-transformer syntax-local-require-certifier make-parameter-rename-transformer syntax-local-value define-syntax-parameter make-provide-transformer syntax-local-provide-certifier syntax-source local-expand/capture-lifts local-transformer-expand/capture-lifts syntax-local-lift-values-expression syntax-local-lift-module-end-declaration syntax-local-lift-require syntax-local-lift-provide syntax-local-name syntax-local-context syntax-local-phase-level syntax-local-module-exports syntax-local-get-shadower syntax-local-certifier syntax-transforming? syntax-local-introduce make-syntax-introducer make-syntax-delta-introducer syntax-local-make-delta-introducer syntax-case define-syntax syntax-rules with-syntax syntax-position syntax-line syntax-column

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-23 11:39

Thank you everyone, now the world is a safer place!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 0:19

I still dont understand why it matters if a Jew thought of it or not?
Ah well. :)
I like PERL a lot! That's nifty. Isn't PYTHON even a tiny bit similar? What is likePERL but more than basic sys functionality?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 0:20

Something that is like PERL but with the power of PYTHON that is not PYTHON. Does it exist?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 0:25

PERL makes me wana go grab my book on it and gizz in the pages like a Hustler magazine ;P

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 0:25

PERL is the girl next door.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 0:26

That is my contribution. PERL is the girl next door.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 0:28

wrong thread LOL

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 0:28

>>117
I still dont understand why it matters if a Jew thought of it or not?
Old story. Basically, jews are objectivists, meaning they force these "ideals", like god, materialism and infinity.

I like PERL a lot!
Perl -> Larry Wall -> Christianity -> whoshipping a jew.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 0:30

LoL I do not worship Jews! DOOD! Stop about some religion. Programming religion is DONT BE A NOOB. :) That is all.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 0:36

Even if I thought some Jew was cool, would it b the end of theworld? No. Not rly. COULD b retarded! :D .... but end of world likely not.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 0:37

God had Jesus born a Jew because the Jews were of the Royal lineage of the Tribe of Judah - the "kingly" lineage. The prophecies from the prophets of Old, foretold that Jesus would come from this lineage, and it happened that way.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 0:38

Jews were of the Royal lineage of the Tribe of Judah
You see? Jews are royal and you are just another dirty peasant.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 0:40

.          ^n00b. Sorry Im not to that spot yet. Im a noob. I never read The Holy Bible yet. I'm only to um NUMBERS chap, like, 4. Just past Leviticus.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 0:41

No I dont believe that. Religion is to control the masses. I knew a MASON that taught me better. Just be kind. That is the point. Learn, and teach.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 0:42

That is the big giant secret. The thing they dont want you to know! Funny, isn't it? That that should be a secret?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 0:43

:)
meh.. !?!
:D
...... I guess that is the ultimate truth!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 0:46

Cheers.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 0:48

Ive been Baptised tho! So like, I should know The Bible. :)

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 0:55

I just saved you guys so many years of WHATEVER!
Oh my godz! :O :D
OK. Request. ... .. HMMmmm...
OK! post elegant PERL code we can be prowd of. In this Python thread. Go.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 1:05

Or post some elegant PYTHON code!

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 1:14

Im so serious too. Direct quote-
"Don't bother joining it's not worth your time. Wana know the whole secret?---"
LOL :)

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 1:15

So all you gotta do is live by that & youve gained years of knowledge. :) Nifty, huh?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 1:21

Congrats! You're eliter than u were b4 reading that all.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 1:22

>>135
elegant
PYTHON
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Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 1:24

Start reading at
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. for the ramblings of the man trying to enlighten you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 1:47

There is cake over here!
http://www.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5373/Delicious-cake-2.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 6:43

>>135
Ok.

type("", (), {     "__init__": (lambda self, **kwargs: self.__dict__.update(kwargs)), \
    "__eq__": (lambda self, other: self.__dict__ == other.__dict__) } \
)(x = 1, y = 2)
OH GOD THE EL \
      EGANCE!!!

Setting self.__dict__ = self causes a memory leak, so I'd advise against this. bugs.python.org/issue1469629
OH GOD THE USABILOutOfMemoryException

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 7:23

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And yet it works. Suck that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 7:42

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YHBT

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fuck you lithpfag

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Counter-bump to defeat the Jews.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-27 11:43

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