Python is jewish. Don't use it.

Python's predecessor, ABC, was inspired by SETL, a very-high level programming language based on the mathematical theory of sets.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Cantor#Cantor.27s_ancestry
>Cantor was frequently described as Jewish in his lifetime

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Fraenkel
>Fraenkel was a fervent Zionist and as such was a member of Jewish National Council and the Jewish Assembly of Representatives He is known for his contributions to axiomatic set theory, especially his addition to Ernst Zermelo's axioms which resulted in Zermelo–Fraenkel axioms.

>>135
Ok.

type("", (), {     "__init__": (lambda self, **kwargs: self.__dict__.update(kwargs)), \
    "__eq__": (lambda self, other: self.__dict__ == other.__dict__) } \
)(x = 1, y = 2)
OH GOD THE EL \
      EGANCE!!!

Setting self.__dict__ = self causes a memory leak, so I'd advise against this. bugs.python.org/issue1469629
OH GOD THE USABILOutOfMemoryException