Python is jewish. Don't use it.

Python's predecessor, ABC, was inspired by SETL, a very-high level programming language based on the mathematical theory of sets.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Cantor#Cantor.27s_ancestry
>Cantor was frequently described as Jewish in his lifetime

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Fraenkel
>Fraenkel was a fervent Zionist and as such was a member of Jewish National Council and the Jewish Assembly of Representatives He is known for his contributions to axiomatic set theory, especially his addition to Ernst Zermelo's axioms which resulted in Zermelo–Fraenkel axioms.

YOU CAN STEAL MY FARTS, BUT YOU CAN'T STEAL MY GNU FREEDOM!

What a terrible thread.

Well soon it will be in thread heaven.

Back to the topic.


LISP
defmacro

Scheme/Racket
syntax-e syntax->datum syntax->list syntax-property #' (void) quote-syntax datum->syntax syntax-parameter-value syntax-rule raise-syntax-error internal-definition-context? syntax-parameterize make-set!-transformer syntax-local-value/immediate syntax-local-transforming-module-provides? syntax-local-module-defined-identifiers syntax-local-module-required-identifiers make-require-transformer (require (lib "stxparam.ss" "mzlib")) syntax? (require mzlib/defmacro) syntax-local-lift-expression (require racket/stxparam-exptime) make-rename-transformer syntax-local-require-certifier make-parameter-rename-transformer syntax-local-value define-syntax-parameter make-provide-transformer syntax-local-provide-certifier syntax-source local-expand/capture-lifts local-transformer-expand/capture-lifts syntax-local-lift-values-expression syntax-local-lift-module-end-declaration syntax-local-lift-require syntax-local-lift-provide syntax-local-name syntax-local-context syntax-local-phase-level syntax-local-module-exports syntax-local-get-shadower syntax-local-certifier syntax-transforming? syntax-local-introduce make-syntax-introducer make-syntax-delta-introducer syntax-local-make-delta-introducer syntax-case define-syntax syntax-rules with-syntax syntax-position syntax-line syntax-column

Thank you everyone, now the world is a safer place!

I still dont understand why it matters if a Jew thought of it or not?
Ah well. :)
I like PERL a lot! That's nifty. Isn't PYTHON even a tiny bit similar? What is likePERL but more than basic sys functionality?

Something that is like PERL but with the power of PYTHON that is not PYTHON. Does it exist?

PERL makes me wana go grab my book on it and gizz in the pages like a Hustler magazine ;P

PERL is the girl next door.