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/prog/ is dead

Name: /prog/ is dead 2011-02-18 19:20

And all we got left are:

 + a bunch of loners who will constantly tell you to read SICP
 + a bunch of loners who will constantly tell you that HAKSAL is OMG THE BEST LANGUAGE EVER
 + a bunch of loners who will constantly tell you that Scheme is OMG THE BEST LANGUAGE EVER
 + exactly 2 (two) people who didn't go batshit insane yet, and actually try to safe /prog/
 + at least 100 underage cocksuckers migrated from /g/, who will post retarded bullshit into every single thread (yes, even in this one), and are finally the reason why /prog/ is dead
 + a bunch of loners who will constantly start some retarded flamewar about whose language calculates the Fibonacci sequence faster as if that would be such a big deal
 + exactly 3 (three) people who actually believe that any thread /prog/ receives serious answers

/prog/ is dead
/prog/ will be dead forever
and all you guys do is lolitrolu on a corpse
it's pathetic

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 19:21

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 19:24

/prog/ is dead. Long live /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 19:26

+ a bunch of loners who will constantly tell you to read SICP
+ a bunch of loners who will constantly tell you that HAKSAL is OMG THE BEST LANGUAGE EVER
+ a bunch of loners who will constantly tell you that Scheme is OMG THE BEST LANGUAGE EVER
+ a bunch of loners who will constantly start some retarded flamewar about whose language calculates the Fibonacci sequence faster as if that would be such a big deal
What? Those are pure /prog/riders.
+ exactly 2 (two) people who didn't go batshit insane yet, and actually try to safe /prog/
That was me, but I've lost all hope I had in /prog/.
+ at least 100 underage cocksuckers migrated from /g/, who will post retarded bullshit into every single thread (yes, even in this one), and are finally the reason why /prog/ is dead
Yes.
+ exactly 3 (three) people who actually believe that any thread /prog/ receives serious answers
Yes.
/prog/ is dead
Yes.
/prog/ will be dead forever
We just need Xarn.
and all you guys do is lolitrolu
lolitrolu
Stopped reading here, go back to /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 19:27

If that's your definition of dead, then /prog/ has never been alive.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 19:31

>>5
/prog/ sure has seen better times, you can believe me that much

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 19:34

Who cares. Stop taking /prog/ so seriously. It's true this is the el8~ place on the internet but still.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 19:37

>>7
It was once. It isn't anymore, thanks to you and your aids ridden friends.

>>4
We just need Xarn.
Xarn-kun commited suicide a while ago. Ergo why I said that /prog/ is dead for all eternity.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 19:42

>>1

fuck you faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 19:42

>>8
Xarn-kun commited suicide a while ago.
Why did I see him talking on IRC just a few hours ago? Surely I must have seen his ghost talking.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 19:42

<-- check 'em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 19:50

>>10
If you "saw" him on IRC, that means the assassin fucked up. But thank you for your report; I shall immediately send a new assassin.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 19:54

most of the memes can be scripted away with a simple userscript

http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=quMYBNi2

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 20:03

>>12
/prog/ has an IRC channel?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 20:04

>>14
I count three IRC channels.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 20:05

>>14

#/g/tv

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 20:09

>>15
where at?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 20:28

>>17
One/two on Rizon, one/two on Freenode. Finding them is left as an exercise for the /prog/rider.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 20:37

>>18
I believe I've found at least two, which means i've found all channels, since there are only two.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 20:44

+ a bunch of loners who consistently whine about how /prog/ is dying.

Yes, it's not as good as it once was, we heard you lot the first time. Either do something to make this place better or shut the fuck up.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 20:49

>>19
#bbcode, #/prog/, #sicp and #haskell

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 20:49

<-- that's cool and all, but check my doubles over there

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 20:51

+ a bunch of loners who will constantly tell you to read SICP
+ a bunch of loners who will constantly tell you that HAKSAL is OMG THE BEST LANGUAGE EVER
+ a bunch of loners who will constantly tell you that Scheme is OMG THE BEST LANGUAGE EVER
these people (when on-topic) are fine by me.

+ exactly 2 (two) people who didn't go batshit insane yet, and actually try to safe /prog/
i think you mean 'save', and i hope you don't include yourself.
these people are still... relatively by by me.

+ at least 100 underage cocksuckers migrated from /g/, who will post retarded bullshit into every single thread (yes, even in this one), and are finally the reason why /prog/ is dead
these people are not fine by me.

+ a bunch of loners who will constantly start some retarded flamewar about whose language calculates the Fibonacci sequence faster as if that would be such a big deal
these people are absolutely fine by me.

+ exactly 3 (three) people who actually believe that any thread /prog/ receives serious answers
/prog/ does provide serious answers

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 20:53

how do i quote properly?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 20:55

>>21
looks like i've joined the wrong channels then :-(

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 20:57

>>23
i think you mean 'save', and i hope you don't include yourself
I sure didn't mean you by it, also, fuck you grammarnazi >:(.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 21:18

/prog/ does provide serious answers
Yes, but usually to the wrong question (at least from the OPs point of view).

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 21:29

>>27
You missed some Doctor Racket's posts, then. Too bad he left /prog/ too.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 22:16

hi, I'm new here

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 22:58

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-18 23:41

>>30
Back to /b/.

Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2011-02-18 23:49

>>31
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Back to /b/, !uaVa00FkCs 2011-02-18 23:52

>>32
Back to /b/, ``please''.

Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2011-02-19 0:03

>>33
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Back to /b/, !uaVa00FkCs 2011-02-19 0:08

>>34
Back to /b/, ``please''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 0:44

That's right everybody. Everyone should get back to /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 0:54

>>36
Nope. Just those faggots that came from (not /prog/)

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 1:16

That was me, but I've lost all hope I had in /prog/.

Hey! Me also. So now no one will save /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 1:59

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inb4 people saying it's done using [m] or back2/b/

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 2:25

>>39
I'm not going to say back two /b/, but back to /b/.

Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2011-02-19 2:38

>>40
I'm not going to say fuck off fag, but Fuck off, ``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 2:46

if reading /b/ melts your brain, then reading /prog/ melts your   anus 

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 3:35

well for me, /prog/ is just an autism spamming ground

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-19 3:40

Dont be such a drama queen OP, in a few days the spammers get bored and go to /b/.
We had that a 100 times.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 3:42

>>44
I feel the need,
he need for weed
autism b MUST \b be legalized

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 3:44

>>44
*You* are the spammer, autism boy.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 5:06

/prog/ is dead. /prog/ remains dead. And we have killed it. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become /prog/riders simply to appear worthy of it?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 7:03

loeb :: Functor f => f (f a -> a) -> f a
loeb f = fmap ($ loeb f) f

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 7:11

>>48
rewrite loeb so that it can be used in a roguelike

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 7:24

>>49
I don't see the point. Roguelikes suck.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 7:28

>>50
Not if you're autistic.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 7:38

>>48
rewrite loeb so that it can be used in a praguelike

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 7:40

not dead. but today, browsing the front page.. is just pathethic.

AUTISM, DUBS and (what the fuck!) NATIONALIST DISCUSSIONS. Man, /prog/ is full of shit today.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 7:48

>>53
NATIONALIST DISCUSSIONS
wait, where?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 7:48

<-- check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 11:48

>>54
some fags here -> http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1298067663/23-24

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 12:10

>>56
What happened to your shift key?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-26 17:17

WHEN YOU SEE IT, YOU'LL SHIFT BRICKS

*shifts brick*

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-26 23:52

yes

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-26 23:53

/PROG/ IS DEAD
AND NO ONE CARES
IF THERE IS HELL
I'LL SEE YOU THERE

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 0:28

>>60
http://dis.4chan.org/PROG/

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 8:52

it's a /prog/ resurrection!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 9:10

+ Shalomi!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 10:04

Hello, I'm new here, how can I achieve satori?
I want to learn the /prog/ way, please teach me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 10:05

>>64
Satori is some Japanese shit. You don't need it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 10:06

>>64
gahh.... just read this
http://www.amazon.com/QBasic-By-Example-Special-Edition/dp/1565294394

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 10:09

>>65
Oh, ok, I thought it was enlightment that most of you want to achieve one day. I'll skip that then.

>>66
Why QBasic and not other programming language, such as Lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 10:24

>>67
Which would you rather be: Japanese, or Jew? Thought so. Please become Japanese.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 10:56

>>68
Aren't Japanese Jewish? There was a thread about it some time ago...

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 11:03

>>69
Everyone is a Jew. Even those who aren't

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 11:05

>>70
Shalom be upon you, fellow Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 13:12

>>4
muh Xarn                        `
>tfw this faggot had fans

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 13:13

>>72
muh sides are on le reddit

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 13:17

            `
>LE FRENCH MORON FACE

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 13:56

>>74
How do you do those green quotes?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 14:04

>>75
By going on le /g/, le funniest memeboard of le imageboards.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 14:05

>>75                                                                                    `
>he doesn't know how to greentext
LEL

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 14:08

>>76
>>77
Angry olfag faggot niggers fucking useless pieces of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 14:23

He doesn't know how to optimize his quotes either.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 14:24

>>79
So fucking teach me! What's the point of pointing it out?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 14:25

>>80
So we can all laugh at you, duh!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 14:27

>>81
You fucking [b][i]annoying fucking sucking shit-nigger-kikes[/i][/b]!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 14:30

                                                                                           `
>mfw when le newfag cant read HTTML source code
>mfw when le newfag is probly not a coder
>mfw when le newfag should go back to kebab (LEL he wont get it)

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 14:32

>>83
Of course I'm not a coder, I'm a programmer! That's why I consider it lower than my highness to read your bullshit HTML code. I want decent documentation, bitches!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 14:36

>>84
Boo-fucking-woo, too bad, figure it out.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 14:36

                `
>le french moron face when ur not a coder
>my sides
>go back to /kebab/ pls

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 14:53

                                                                                                   `
>mfw le newfags cant greetext
>mfw expert greentext
>mfw lel

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 14:58

                                                                                              `
>reach Satori
>greentext like a baus
>?????
>profit

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 17:50

                                                          `
epic
i like it

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 17:50

                                                          `
[#]>[/#] epic
[#]>[/#] i like it

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 21:39

>>88
no greentext when I'm CDR without Javashit

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 22:34

[spoilers]thpoilerth![spoilers]

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-21 2:35

your /prog/ is dead
and no one cares
if ther's a hell
i ll see you there!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-22 23:54

/prog/ lives
Don't change these.
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