/prog/ is dead

And all we got left are:

 + a bunch of loners who will constantly tell you to read SICP
 + a bunch of loners who will constantly tell you that HAKSAL is OMG THE BEST LANGUAGE EVER
 + a bunch of loners who will constantly tell you that Scheme is OMG THE BEST LANGUAGE EVER
 + exactly 2 (two) people who didn't go batshit insane yet, and actually try to safe /prog/
 + at least 100 underage cocksuckers migrated from /g/, who will post retarded bullshit into every single thread (yes, even in this one), and are finally the reason why /prog/ is dead
 + a bunch of loners who will constantly start some retarded flamewar about whose language calculates the Fibonacci sequence faster as if that would be such a big deal
 + exactly 3 (three) people who actually believe that any thread /prog/ receives serious answers

/prog/ is dead
/prog/ will be dead forever
and all you guys do is lolitrolu on a corpse
it's pathetic

If that's your definition of dead, then /prog/ has never been alive.