/prog/ - /prog/ is dead

Name: /prog/ is dead 2011-02-18 19:20

And all we got left are:

+ a bunch of loners who will constantly tell you to read SICP
+ a bunch of loners who will constantly tell you that HAKSAL is OMG THE BEST LANGUAGE EVER
+ a bunch of loners who will constantly tell you that Scheme is OMG THE BEST LANGUAGE EVER
+ exactly 2 (two) people who didn't go batshit insane yet, and actually try to safe /prog/
+ at least 100 underage cocksuckers migrated from /g/, who will post retarded bullshit into every single thread (yes, even in this one), and are finally the reason why /prog/ is dead
+ a bunch of loners who will constantly start some retarded flamewar about whose language calculates the Fibonacci sequence faster as if that would be such a big deal
+ exactly 3 (three) people who actually believe that any thread /prog/ receives serious answers

/prog/ is dead
/prog/ will be dead forever
and all you guys do is lolitrolu on a corpse
it's pathetic

Name: Fuck off, !Ep8pui8Vw2 2011-02-19 2:38

>>40
I'm not going to say fuck off fag, but Fuck off, ``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 2:46

if reading /b/ melts your brain, then reading /prog/ melts your anus

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 3:35

well for me, /prog/ is just an autism spamming ground

Name: VIPPER 2011-02-19 3:40

Dont be such a drama queen OP, in a few days the spammers get bored and go to /b/.
We had that a 100 times.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 3:42

>>44
I feel the need,
he need for weed
autism b MUST \b be legalized

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 3:44

>>44
*You* are the spammer, autism boy.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 5:06

/prog/ is dead. /prog/ remains dead. And we have killed it. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become /prog/riders simply to appear worthy of it?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 7:03

loeb :: Functor f => f (f a -> a) -> f a

loeb f = fmap ($ loeb f) f

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 7:11

>>48
rewrite loeb so that it can be used in a roguelike

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 7:24

>>49
I don't see the point. Roguelikes suck.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 7:28

>>50
Not if you're autistic.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 7:38

>>48
rewrite loeb so that it can be used in a praguelike

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 7:40

not dead. but today, browsing the front page.. is just pathethic.

AUTISM, DUBS and (what the fuck!) NATIONALIST DISCUSSIONS. Man, /prog/ is full of shit today.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 7:48

>>53
NATIONALIST DISCUSSIONS
wait, where?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 7:48

<-- check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 11:48

>>54
some fags here -> http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1298067663/23-24

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-19 12:10

>>56
What happened to your shift key?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-26 17:17

WHEN YOU SEE IT, YOU'LL SHIFT BRICKS

*shifts brick*

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-26 23:52

yes

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-26 23:53

/PROG/ IS DEAD
AND NO ONE CARES
IF THERE IS HELL
I'LL SEE YOU THERE

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 0:28

>>60
http://dis.4chan.org/PROG/

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 8:52

it's a /prog/ resurrection!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 9:10

+ Shalomi!

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 10:04

Hello, I'm new here, how can I achieve satori?
I want to learn the /prog/ way, please teach me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 10:05

>>64
Satori is some Japanese shit. You don't need it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 10:06

>>64
gahh.... just read this
http://www.amazon.com/QBasic-By-Example-Special-Edition/dp/1565294394

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 10:09

>>65
Oh, ok, I thought it was enlightment that most of you want to achieve one day. I'll skip that then.

>>66
Why QBasic and not other programming language, such as Lisp?

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 10:24

>>67
Which would you rather be: Japanese, or Jew? Thought so. Please become Japanese.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 10:56

>>68
Aren't Japanese Jewish? There was a thread about it some time ago...

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 11:03

>>69
Everyone is a Jew. Even those who aren't

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 11:05

>>70
Shalom be upon you, fellow Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2013-06-20 13:12

>>4
muh Xarn `



>tfw this faggot had fans


                    
          
            
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                                                            2013-06-20 13:13
                                                               
          
            
>>72

muh sides are on le reddit
                      
        
                    
          
            
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                                        2013-06-20 13:17
                                                               
          
            
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>LE FRENCH MORON FACE
                      
        
                    
          
            
            Name:
                            Anonymous
                                        2013-06-20 13:56
                                                               
          
            
>>74

How do you do those green quotes?
                      
        
                    
          
            
            Name:
                            Anonymous
                                        2013-06-20 14:04
                                                               
          
            
>>75

By going on le /g/, le funniest memeboard of le imageboards.
                      
        
                    
          
            
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                                        2013-06-20 14:05
                                                               
          
            
>>75                                                                                    `

>he doesn't know how to greentext

LEL
                      
        
                    
          
            
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                            Anonymous
                                        2013-06-20 14:08
                                                               
          
            
>>76

>>77

Angry olfag faggot niggers fucking useless pieces of shit.
                      
        
                    
          
            
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                                        2013-06-20 14:23
                                                               
          
            
He doesn't know how to optimize his quotes either.
                      
        
                    
          
            
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                            Anonymous
                                        2013-06-20 14:24
                                                               
          
            
>>79

So fucking teach me! What's the point of pointing it out?
                      
        
    
            
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