/prog/ - Learn A Real Language!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 11:28

"Hurpa Durpa, y dunt yew lurn a reel langwidge faggit?!"

We've all heard or at least seen this statement before. What the fuck does it mean, /prog/?! What is a "real language?"

Suddenly it's just "HOW DARE YOU LIKE THINGS THAT I DON'T LIKE!"

Care to offer some insight? Have you faggots compiled a list of "real languages" yet?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 11:37

Read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 11:40

>>2
I'm too busy learning PHP for that shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 11:42

1. lojban
2. Esperanto (faggot)
3. Elvish
4. Klingon

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 11:48

五. 日本語（ファゴツ）

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(dont(be)(a)(gigantic)(faggot))

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 12:14

七

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 12:19

八

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 13:20

官話
/thread

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Prelude> map homogay [>>5, >>7, >>8]

[True,True,True]

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 13:31

>>10

Prelude> map homogay [>>5,7,8]

*** Exception: stack overflow

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 14:45

>>1
Hurpa Durpa
Back to /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 17:11

>>1
"Hurpa Durpa, y dunt yew lurn a reel langwidge faggit?!"
Frozen Chef, is that you?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 18:26

>>12
fuck off faggot

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 18:52

>>1
This statement referes the difference between ``scripting languages'' and programming languages. Although scripting languages being considered easier by amature programmers a technique called ``type inference,'' also known as ``dynamic programming,'' due to this they are easier to use but incur from sever performance penalties, nor can they express the low-level logic required for most programs. Therefore scripeting language are less powerful. However for some programs this level of power is not pecuniary, for most programmers writing a scripting language in a day today basis is strictly impossibly. The admonishing ``get a real programming language'' statement obliges an inexperiences programmer to discover this difference and learn to enjoy it in there work.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 19:15

``type inference,'' also known as ``dynamic programming,''

Please, learn static and dynamic typing and what type inference is before saying bullshit like this again!

due to this they are easier to use but incur from sever performance penalties

LuaJIT, SBCL, Chicken Scheme. Chicken can be faster than C.

nor can they express the low-level logic required for most programs.

Why not? Assembly doesn't have types either.

Therefore scripeting language are less powerful.

They are all Turing-complete and given the tools, they can do anything. Lisp is an exception because of its perfection.

The admonishing ``get a real programming language'' statement obliges an inexperiences programmer to discover this difference

Then, please, get a real programming language.

Name: FREELANCE PROGRAMMER 2011-01-29 19:23

PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES YOU MUST LEARN IF YOU WANT A JOB

SOFTWARE PROGRAMMING:
- C
- C# (and with XNA)
- .NET
- VISUAL BASIC (VB.NET)
- JAVA
- PYTHON

WEB PROGRAMMING:
- XHTML
- XML
- CSS
- JAVASCRIPT
- AJAX
- PHP
- PERL

DATABASE/IT/NETWORK ADMIN:
- SQL used with the following databases:
- MySQL
- Microsoft SQL Server
- Oracle (also know PL/SQL)
- DB2

SYSTEM ADMIN:
- C/C++
- Shell scripting

PROFESSIONAL /prog/RIDER:
-LISP
-SICP
-BBCODE
-Haskell
-Scheme/Closure/Racket
-GoLang
-Lua
-Ruby and Ruby-on-Rails

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 19:29

>>17
PROFESSIONAL /prog/RIDER:
Let's see.
Haskell
U MENA HASKAL! And it's dead
Closure
No. (especially if you meant Clojure)
GoLang
No.
Ruby and Ruby-on-Rails
Too bad they are SLOW AS FUCK.

I'd add The D Programing Language and C.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 19:34

>>18
U MENA The ABC Programming Language!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 22:10

>>16
Please, learn static and dynamic typing and what type inference is before saying bullshit like this again!
YHB...

Lisp is an exception because of its perfection.
...（　≖‿≖）

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 22:19

>>20
YHB...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_inference
Type inference refers to the _ability to deduce automatically the type of a value in a ^programming language. It is a feature present in some ^strongly statically _typed languages.

HIBT?

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 23:32

>>21
M-M-M-MULTI-TROLLED

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 23:39

>>1
"Hurpa
Stopped using mai LITHPu right there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-29 23:45

>23
Sto
Stopped reading right there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 0:43

Come at me bro

You're cruisin' for a bruisin'

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 1:14

>>25
Come
Started dancing right there.

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RISE FROM THE GRAVE!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 11:22

>>27
RISE
Started getting a boner right there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-30 11:47

>>27
GRAVE
Started getting a boner right there.

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