Learn A Real Language!

"Hurpa Durpa, y dunt yew lurn a reel langwidge faggit?!"

We've all heard or at least seen this statement before. What the fuck does it mean, /prog/?! What is a "real language?"

Suddenly it's just "HOW DARE YOU LIKE THINGS THAT I DON'T LIKE!"

Care to offer some insight? Have you faggots compiled a list of "real languages" yet?

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PROFESSIONAL /prog/RIDER:
Let's see.
Haskell
U MENA HASKAL! And it's dead
Closure
No. (especially if you meant Clojure)
GoLang
No.
Ruby and Ruby-on-Rails
Too bad they are SLOW AS FUCK.

I'd add The D Programing Language and C.