Learn A Real Language!

"Hurpa Durpa, y dunt yew lurn a reel langwidge faggit?!"

We've all heard or at least seen this statement before. What the fuck does it mean, /prog/?! What is a "real language?"

Suddenly it's just "HOW DARE YOU LIKE THINGS THAT I DON'T LIKE!"

Care to offer some insight? Have you faggots compiled a list of "real languages" yet?

PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES YOU MUST LEARN IF YOU WANT A JOB

SOFTWARE PROGRAMMING:
- C
- C# (and with XNA)
- .NET
- VISUAL BASIC (VB.NET)
- JAVA
- PYTHON

WEB PROGRAMMING:
- XHTML
- XML
- CSS
- JAVASCRIPT
- AJAX
- PHP
- PERL

DATABASE/IT/NETWORK ADMIN:
- SQL used with the following databases:
- MySQL
- Microsoft SQL Server
- Oracle (also know PL/SQL)
- DB2

SYSTEM ADMIN:
- C/C++
- Shell scripting

PROFESSIONAL /prog/RIDER:
-LISP
-SICP
-BBCODE
-Haskell
-Scheme/Closure/Racket
-GoLang
-Lua
-Ruby and Ruby-on-Rails